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| Topic Started: Feb 25 2012, 04:17:17 PM (107 Views) | |
| TheGamerGod333 | Feb 25 2012, 04:17:17 PM Post #1 |
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The original: http://z8.invisionfree.com/The_Paper_Mario_Wars/index.php?showtopic=102 Part One (hopefully the first and last, because fuck this thing I don't even know why I'm doing it) "For the love of God, another break-in?" TGG sighed, getting out of his bed and grabbing one of his swords that he conveniently has behind his bed. The hallways of the house are filled with nothing but darkness, and TGG is still half asleep, but the sound of glass breaking woke him right up. He swore as his foot accidentally hit the dresser in the hallway, always being there and wanting to thwart his effort of walking without stubbing his toe on it. Little did he know that there was someone running among the shadows around him. He stumbled into the bathroom, and stomped on what he realized was a roach that was a descendant of the laptop roach family. For a moment he tried to remember why he went into the bathroom, but then he remembered that the only light bulb that wasn't burned out was in the bathroom. Quickly, he hit the switch but suddenly something flew into the room, hit the light bulb which quickly darkened and got glass everywhere. TGG wisely stepped out of the way in time, but he stumbled into the invader of his home, who grabbed a hold of him and quickly incapacitated him. "wake up........." "Argh...what the hell happened?! Who the hell are you?!" TGG growled, trying to break free of the ropes binding him to the chair. "I think........you know who I am........let me remove your blindfold..." "Oh for... I killed you! I fucking killed you, why are you in my house?! Or... in reality, now that I think about it, you're a fictional fucking character, and not to mention a shitty one." TGG barked at the damned "DeathKoopa." "I cannot.....die. I got myself to your world.......so I can get you to--" "Fuck you! Fuck you and your long pauses in the middle of sentences, fuck past me for ever writing you. Now go back to fictional character hell or wherever the fuck you went." TGG still tried to break free from the ropes. "I speak like this......because you made me......" "I fucking know, and that's why I said fuck past me also. What the fuck do you want?" TGG asked. "I want......for you to put me in NW......my time in PMW is long past.....as that site's not even alive anymore........" "Put you in my Paper Fallout army? Are you fucking crazy? People already joke that Mynos is you ever since That Faggot Enigma posted the link to the story. Mynos is at least not a retarded character like you, even though... he's kind of the same concept. You can think of him as your brother, just... the not retarded one." TGG joked. "Mynos wasn't retarded.......because you didn't write him......you didn't write Paper Fallout either......yet you're doing an army about it....." "Yes, yes, yes, Fenris wrote Paper Fallout, obviously. I thought an army about it would be badass, so I then did one." TGG was getting frustrated with this god damned thing. "And even though......it obviously had potential....you just went insane and started doing Toast robots of mass.......destruction." "What are you, ConscienceKoopa now? Judging me? And by the power of Odin, Zeus, Thor, Satan, God, and the fucking Jinjonator, will you please fucking stop pausing like that? It isn't 2008 anymore, it's fucking four years later you piece of shit. I don't even do it that much anymore comparing to those days, not to mention I learned that ellipses are... now follow on me this one, as it may confuse you. It's only THREE dots, you don't fucking spam the button." TGG ranted. "I will speak as how you made me speak.......all I want is a part in your army, is that too much to ask?....." "Did you... did you just pause after a question mark? Because I swear to God, that's even more retarded looking than your normal thing. Not to mention, my ally is putting you into his army, isn't that good enough?" TGG asked. "He is sillyfying me.....I do not like this....." "Sillfying? That's not even a word! Plus, how can anybody sillyfy you?!" TGG growled. "You've used sillyfy in the last year, so I don't.......want to hear your hypocritical shit. Firstly, alert the common people.......who don't pause when they speak......to my presence." DeathKoopa cut TGG's arms free and handed him his laptop. "Common people? Really? You are fucking retarded. Fine, I'll type this shit up, but I'm not fucking posting it in the story board, this shit doesn't deserve to be in that, it deserves to be in the SPAM board, or the Hall of Shame board." TGG growled, beginning to type this very conversation. "I don't.......like your........tone." "I fucking don't like how you speak." TGG mocked back. "You're......writing yourself in.....third person? That's retarded......" "And you aren't?" TGG asked. ______________________________ This is the result of extreme boredom, people. |
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| NeinBarkNobi | Feb 25 2012, 04:18:23 PM Post #2 |
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Seriously, quit it, jeez.
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tl;dr |
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Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> | |
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| General Guy | Feb 25 2012, 07:08:32 PM Post #3 |
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Cett
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| lordberfer00 | Feb 25 2012, 07:09:48 PM Post #4 |
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The Destroyer of Fun
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| Axem Red | Feb 25 2012, 07:30:02 PM Post #5 |
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Official Unleasher of Anubis's Wrath
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lol Edited by Axem Red, Feb 25 2012, 07:31:01 PM.
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| TheGamerGod333 | Feb 25 2012, 07:42:53 PM Post #6 |
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There was numerous other reasons not to read it other than that. The most obvious one is it's Shadokoopod. |
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| TheFinalEnigma | Feb 25 2012, 07:45:01 PM Post #7 |
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Prettiest Princess
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It's not as shitty as Shadokoopod. |
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Spoiler: click to toggle | |
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| General Guy | Feb 25 2012, 07:46:03 PM Post #8 |
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Cool story bro. |
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| TheBurrowingHippo | Feb 25 2012, 08:27:02 PM Post #9 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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FUCK YES BEST STORY EVER |
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| Steev | Feb 25 2012, 10:33:36 PM Post #10 |
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coolskeleton95
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I didn't understand any of this |
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| TheGamerGod333 | Feb 25 2012, 10:45:41 PM Post #11 |
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It's not meant to be understood. |
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