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Corrupt a wish.; Make your best cry.
Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 06:15:11 AM (886 Views)
TheFinalEnigma
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Sorry that I'm concerned for your health. It's not good to be 4 sided.
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X-Naut
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Arzaelin
Dec 28 2011, 03:14:29 PM
Granted, but your old and you die of old age within the next few hours.

I wish I had a blueberry muffin.
Granted, but you get food poisoning from it.

I wish it didn't get so dark so early.
SoulofHachi
 
I officially hate Demomen who go around with their sword, swinging it like a limp dick.

The rules.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, but now the sun scoots closer to Earth to keep it lighter longer and we all fry horribly.

I wish for a chimichanga.
Certified practitioner of awesome.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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Granted, but then Evil Deadpool destroys your favorite Mexican food place with you still in it, and you die horribly.

I wish people would stop making me write their battles.



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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Phantasmagoria
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Granted, but then you lose your hands and can longer write anything

I wish I could find money in treasure chest that are randomly placed like in video games.
If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.
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lordberfer00
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Granted but the money is badly counterfeited and unusable.

I wish I could update my sections/logs on this right now.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

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Phantasmagoria
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Granted, but then your phone gets corrupted by a virus.

I wish Mewtwo would return to Smash Bros.
If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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Granted, but now he is the only character.

I wish for a Dangerous Dinner.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Phantasmagoria
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Granted, but its only dangerous enough to cause a minor cold.

I wish the PS Vita would hurry up and come out.
If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.
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Meowzer
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Granted, but its worse than a gameboy color.

I wish for something bad.
You'll be sitting there, minding you own business when you look over and I'll be there, doing stuff.
The hill is king of itself.
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Phantasmagoria
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Granted, you get crushed by Godzilla's vagina/penis.

I wish for something good.
If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.
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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, you get a giant evil monster with the word "good" tattooed on its forehead.

I wish I could figure out how to solve this damn Perplexus thingamajig.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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Granted, but then your family dies.

I wish this post was in the "Corrupt a wish." thread on the forum "Nintendo Wars".
Edited by TheBurrowingHippo, Dec 29 2011, 03:52:08 PM.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Phantasmagoria
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Your wish is granted, then taken away.

I wish a giant sea monster would appear and be under my control.
If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.
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X-Naut
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Granted, but the control drains a helluva lot of energy from your body, leaving you in a coma.

I wish for one hydraulically-operated spatula with port and starboard attachments, and let's not forget the turbo drive! :awesome:
SoulofHachi
 
I officially hate Demomen who go around with their sword, swinging it like a limp dick.

The rules.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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