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| Corrupt a wish.; Make your best cry. | |
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| Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 06:15:11 AM (886 Views) | |
| TheFinalEnigma | Dec 28 2011, 03:38:25 PM Post #76 |
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Prettiest Princess
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Sorry that I'm concerned for your health. It's not good to be 4 sided. |
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| X-Naut | Dec 28 2011, 04:19:40 PM Post #77 |
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
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Granted, but you get food poisoning from it. I wish it didn't get so dark so early. |
The rules. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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| Fordicon98 | Dec 28 2011, 04:20:57 PM Post #78 |
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, but now the sun scoots closer to Earth to keep it lighter longer and we all fry horribly. I wish for a chimichanga. |
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| TheBurrowingHippo | Dec 28 2011, 10:43:07 PM Post #79 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted, but then Evil Deadpool destroys your favorite Mexican food place with you still in it, and you die horribly. I wish people would stop making me write their battles. |
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| Phantasmagoria | Dec 29 2011, 02:14:23 AM Post #80 |
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Dovahkin
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Granted, but then you lose your hands and can longer write anything I wish I could find money in treasure chest that are randomly placed like in video games. |
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If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides. When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money. | |
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| lordberfer00 | Dec 29 2011, 03:32:35 AM Post #81 |
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The Destroyer of Fun
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Granted but the money is badly counterfeited and unusable. I wish I could update my sections/logs on this right now. |
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| Phantasmagoria | Dec 29 2011, 05:53:15 AM Post #82 |
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Dovahkin
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Granted, but then your phone gets corrupted by a virus. I wish Mewtwo would return to Smash Bros. |
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If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides. When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money. | |
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| TheBurrowingHippo | Dec 29 2011, 10:37:45 AM Post #83 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted, but now he is the only character. I wish for a Dangerous Dinner. |
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| Phantasmagoria | Dec 29 2011, 03:26:14 PM Post #84 |
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Dovahkin
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Granted, but its only dangerous enough to cause a minor cold. I wish the PS Vita would hurry up and come out. |
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If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides. When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money. | |
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| Meowzer | Dec 29 2011, 03:40:38 PM Post #85 |
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Granted, but its worse than a gameboy color. I wish for something bad. |
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You'll be sitting there, minding you own business when you look over and I'll be there, doing stuff. The hill is king of itself. | |
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| Phantasmagoria | Dec 29 2011, 03:44:58 PM Post #86 |
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Dovahkin
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Granted, you get crushed by Godzilla's vagina/penis. I wish for something good. |
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If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides. When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money. | |
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| Fordicon98 | Dec 29 2011, 03:50:05 PM Post #87 |
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, you get a giant evil monster with the word "good" tattooed on its forehead. I wish I could figure out how to solve this damn Perplexus thingamajig. |
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| TheBurrowingHippo | Dec 29 2011, 03:51:53 PM Post #88 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted, but then your family dies. I wish this post was in the "Corrupt a wish." thread on the forum "Nintendo Wars". Edited by TheBurrowingHippo, Dec 29 2011, 03:52:08 PM.
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| Phantasmagoria | Dec 29 2011, 04:16:51 PM Post #89 |
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Dovahkin
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Your wish is granted, then taken away. I wish a giant sea monster would appear and be under my control. |
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If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides. When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money. | |
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| X-Naut | Dec 29 2011, 04:41:11 PM Post #90 |
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
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Granted, but the control drains a helluva lot of energy from your body, leaving you in a coma. I wish for one hydraulically-operated spatula with port and starboard attachments, and let's not forget the turbo drive!
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The rules. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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