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| Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 06:15:11 AM (888 Views) | |
| TheBurrowingHippo | Dec 22 2011, 08:46:14 AM Post #46 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted. It's now Christmas, but your family still makes you stay in your room. I wish I had my nose back. |
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| master mario | Dec 22 2011, 09:37:53 AM Post #47 |
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now with good grammar and spelling.
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granted then an Your eyes mouth and ears turn into noses. I wish i had something else to wish for. |
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| X-Naut | Dec 22 2011, 01:46:59 PM Post #48 |
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
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Granted, but Popple stole it. I wish I would stop getting e-mails from colleges I'm not interested in. |
The rules. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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| TheFinalEnigma | Dec 22 2011, 02:03:24 PM Post #49 |
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Prettiest Princess
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Granted, but they start calling you now. I wish that I had some toast. Edited by TheFinalEnigma, Dec 22 2011, 02:05:20 PM.
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| lordberfer00 | Dec 22 2011, 02:09:37 PM Post #50 |
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The Destroyer of Fun
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This could happen with anything at any time. Anyways granted, but your toast is laced with cyanide. I wish for an I.C.B.M. |
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| Fordicon98 | Dec 22 2011, 02:26:07 PM Post #51 |
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, but it spontaneously combusts in your face. I wish my nose would stop randomly bleeding. |
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| TheFinalEnigma | Dec 22 2011, 02:28:31 PM Post #52 |
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Prettiest Princess
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Granted, but know you start bleeding from the mouth and eyes. I wish I could just eat some toast. |
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| TheBurrowingHippo | Dec 22 2011, 02:45:52 PM Post #53 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted. Now the only thing you can eat ever is toast. And it can't even have anything on it, just plain toast. I want a damn burrito, damn it. |
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| X-Naut | Dec 22 2011, 05:07:53 PM Post #54 |
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
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Would you like some whine to go with your burrito? Actually, I'd say granted, but a want is not the same thing as a wish. No burrito for you. (You can still have the whine though.) I wish the heat in my hands and feet would transfer more evenly, instead of the toes always being cold while the soles are always sweaty... |
The rules. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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| SuperDS | Dec 22 2011, 08:07:22 PM Post #55 |
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You're out of your vector!
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Granted but your body couldn't take the heat adjustment and you went into cardiac arrest. I wish I could get Kirby's Return to Dreamland for Wii. |
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"Any tree can drop an apple. I can drop the freaking moon!" -Sho Minamimoto | |
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| TheBurrowingHippo | Dec 23 2011, 04:54:34 PM Post #56 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted, but then your Wii breaks. I WISH for a damn burrito, damn it. |
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| Steev | Dec 23 2011, 04:57:41 PM Post #57 |
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coolskeleton95
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The burrito turns out the be THE BROODWICH, and your soul is forfeit the moment you bite into it. I wish I owned Krabby Patty. Not to eat, just to admire. |
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| Phantasmagoria | Dec 28 2011, 02:34:38 AM Post #58 |
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Dovahkin
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Granted, but then Mr. Krabs sues you for copyright infringement. I wish for a woodchuck that could chuck wood. |
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If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides. When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money. | |
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| X-Naut | Dec 28 2011, 09:38:21 AM Post #59 |
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
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Granted, but since no one knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it can't. I wish college didn't cost a fortune. |
The rules. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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| Fordicon98 | Dec 28 2011, 12:42:34 PM Post #60 |
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, now it literally costs an arm and a leg. I wish my mind would regain its creative spark. |
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