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Corrupt a wish.; Make your best cry.
Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 06:15:11 AM (888 Views)
TheBurrowingHippo
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Granted. It's now Christmas, but your family still makes you stay in your room.

I wish I had my nose back.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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master mario
now with good grammar and spelling.
granted then an Your eyes mouth and ears turn into noses.

I wish i had something else to wish for.
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X-Naut
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Granted, but Popple stole it.

I wish I would stop getting e-mails from colleges I'm not interested in.
SoulofHachi
 
I officially hate Demomen who go around with their sword, swinging it like a limp dick.

The rules.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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TheFinalEnigma
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Dec 22 2011, 01:46:59 PM
Granted, but Popple stole it.

I wish I would stop getting e-mails from colleges I'm not interested in.
Granted, but they start calling you now.

I wish that I had some toast.
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lordberfer00
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master mario
Dec 22 2011, 06:58:59 AM
It`s actually possible that your cells could have got damaged while having it, then because of that mutated and started growing abnormally.
This could happen with anything at any time.

Anyways granted, but your toast is laced with cyanide.

I wish for an I.C.B.M.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, but it spontaneously combusts in your face.

I wish my nose would stop randomly bleeding.
Certified practitioner of awesome.
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TheFinalEnigma
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Granted, but know you start bleeding from the mouth and eyes.

I wish I could just eat some toast.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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Granted. Now the only thing you can eat ever is toast. And it can't even have anything on it, just plain toast.

I want a damn burrito, damn it.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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X-Naut
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Would you like some whine to go with your burrito?

Actually, I'd say granted, but a want is not the same thing as a wish. No burrito for you. (You can still have the whine though.)

I wish the heat in my hands and feet would transfer more evenly, instead of the toes always being cold while the soles are always sweaty...
SoulofHachi
 
I officially hate Demomen who go around with their sword, swinging it like a limp dick.

The rules.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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SuperDS
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You're out of your vector!
Granted but your body couldn't take the heat adjustment and you went into cardiac arrest.

I wish I could get Kirby's Return to Dreamland for Wii.
"Any tree can drop an apple. I can drop the freaking moon!" -Sho Minamimoto
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TheBurrowingHippo
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Granted, but then your Wii breaks.

I WISH for a damn burrito, damn it.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Steev
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The burrito turns out the be THE BROODWICH, and your soul is forfeit the moment you bite into it.

I wish I owned Krabby Patty. Not to eat, just to admire.
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How long has my sig been this ginormous? Gad damn.
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Phantasmagoria
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Granted, but then Mr. Krabs sues you for copyright infringement.

I wish for a woodchuck that could chuck wood.
If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.
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X-Naut
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Granted, but since no one knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it can't.

I wish college didn't cost a fortune.
SoulofHachi
 
I officially hate Demomen who go around with their sword, swinging it like a limp dick.

The rules.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, now it literally costs an arm and a leg.

I wish my mind would regain its creative spark.
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