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| Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 06:15:11 AM (889 Views) | |
| Fordicon98 | Dec 21 2011, 08:15:31 PM Post #31 |
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, but then you were dropped on the floor. I wish I had contacts. |
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| Phantasmagoria | Dec 21 2011, 08:20:43 PM Post #32 |
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Dovahkin
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Granted, but they were composed completely of salt. I wish my laptop could shoot lasers. |
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If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides. When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money. | |
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| TheBurrowingHippo | Dec 21 2011, 09:54:15 PM Post #33 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted, but then it explodes in your face and kills you. I wish I had my tongue back. |
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| tinfoilman | Dec 21 2011, 10:01:23 PM Post #34 |
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It's Not Lupus
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Granted, but you must sacrifice your nose. I wish I had a superpower. |
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| Steev | Dec 21 2011, 10:02:46 PM Post #35 |
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coolskeleton95
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Granted, but it's the ability to excrete a foul odor at will. I wish I had a penis. |
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| Phantasmagoria | Dec 21 2011, 10:06:04 PM Post #36 |
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Dovahkin
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Granted, but its an illegally imported penis belonging to Kim Il-Jong. I wish I had a plane. Edited by Phantasmagoria, Dec 21 2011, 10:06:29 PM.
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If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides. When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money. | |
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| Lordraymond | Dec 21 2011, 10:07:24 PM Post #37 |
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Wow
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Granted, but the plane is too plain to soar over plains and it just plain won't do, so it explodes and kills you. I wish I could hug Fluttershy |
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| Steev | Dec 21 2011, 10:09:13 PM Post #38 |
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Granted, but then you start fingering her and then you're banned from ponies forever. I wish I was bisexual, immune to STDs, and had no standards. |
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| Lordraymond | Dec 21 2011, 10:12:03 PM Post #39 |
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Wow
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Close enough Wait, what? I must have way more swag than I thought if hugging leads to a good ol' fashioned fingerbang Edited by Lordraymond, Dec 21 2011, 10:12:24 PM.
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| Steev | Dec 21 2011, 10:51:23 PM Post #40 |
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Rape = swag...? Requires further investigation Edited by Steev, Dec 21 2011, 10:51:32 PM.
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| Lordraymond | Dec 21 2011, 11:01:39 PM Post #41 |
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Wow
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![]() Well you never said it was rape. Also I'm quite curious as to how you're going to go about "investigating" this subject? |
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| Phantasmagoria | Dec 21 2011, 11:31:18 PM Post #42 |
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Dovahkin
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Anyways, granted but you get prostate cancer from having sex. I wish I could jump to the moon and breathe in space. |
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If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides. When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money. | |
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| Steev | Dec 21 2011, 11:50:52 PM Post #43 |
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You don't know how cancer works, do you? |
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| Phantasmagoria | Dec 22 2011, 12:30:03 AM Post #44 |
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Dovahkin
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About as much as I know how FFVIII's plot exists. |
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If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides. When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money. | |
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| master mario | Dec 22 2011, 06:58:59 AM Post #45 |
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now with good grammar and spelling.
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Granted, but a space alien rapes you, and then eats you. I wish It was Christmas so I do not have to stay in my room. It`s actually possible that your cells could have got damaged while having it, then because of that mutated and started growing abnormally.
Edited by master mario, Dec 22 2011, 07:02:35 AM.
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