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Corrupt a wish.; Make your best cry.
Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 06:15:11 AM (889 Views)
Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, but then you were dropped on the floor.

I wish I had contacts.
Certified practitioner of awesome.
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Phantasmagoria
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Dovahkin
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Granted, but they were composed completely of salt.

I wish my laptop could shoot lasers.
If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted, but then it explodes in your face and kills you.

I wish I had my tongue back.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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tinfoilman
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It's Not Lupus
Granted, but you must sacrifice your nose.

I wish I had a superpower.
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What is 4chan? Is it like 4kids?
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Steev
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coolskeleton95
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Granted, but it's the ability to excrete a foul odor at will.

I wish I had a penis.
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How long has my sig been this ginormous? Gad damn.
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Phantasmagoria
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Dovahkin
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Granted, but its an illegally imported penis belonging to Kim Il-Jong.

I wish I had a plane.
Edited by Phantasmagoria, Dec 21 2011, 10:06:29 PM.
If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.
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Lordraymond
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Wow
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Granted, but the plane is too plain to soar over plains and it just plain won't do, so it explodes and kills you.

I wish I could hug Fluttershy
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

Axem Red
 
I'm pathetic I know
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Steev
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coolskeleton95
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Granted, but then you start fingering her and then you're banned from ponies forever.

I wish I was bisexual, immune to STDs, and had no standards.
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Lordraymond
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Wow
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Vidguysteve
Dec 21 2011, 10:09:13 PM
Granted, but then you start fingering her and then you're banned from ponies forever.
Close enough

Wait, what? I must have way more swag than I thought if hugging leads to a good ol' fashioned fingerbang
Edited by Lordraymond, Dec 21 2011, 10:12:24 PM.
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

Axem Red
 
I'm pathetic I know
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Steev
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coolskeleton95
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Rape = swag...?

Requires further investigation
Edited by Steev, Dec 21 2011, 10:51:32 PM.
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Lordraymond
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Wow
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Well you never said it was rape.

Also I'm quite curious as to how you're going to go about "investigating" this subject?
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

Axem Red
 
I'm pathetic I know
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Phantasmagoria
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Dovahkin
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Anyways, granted but you get prostate cancer from having sex.

I wish I could jump to the moon and breathe in space.
If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.
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Steev
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coolskeleton95
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Arzaelin
Dec 21 2011, 11:31:18 PM
Anyways, granted but you get prostate cancer from having sex.
You don't know how cancer works, do you?
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Phantasmagoria
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Dovahkin
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About as much as I know how FFVIII's plot exists.
If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.
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master mario
now with good grammar and spelling.
Granted, but a space alien rapes you, and then eats you.

I wish It was Christmas so I do not have to stay in my room.

It`s actually possible that your cells could have got damaged while having it, then because of that mutated and started growing abnormally. :SMRT:
Edited by master mario, Dec 22 2011, 07:02:35 AM.
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