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Corrupt a wish.; Make your best cry.
Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 06:15:11 AM (890 Views)
TheBurrowingHippo
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted, but it's now Saturday 200 years in the future and you have no idea who anyone is or how any of these new-fangled machines work.

I wish for a cookie. AND some milk.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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X-Naut
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
Granted, but there's roaches all over it.

I wish my acne would JUST GO AWAY.
SoulofHachi
 
I officially hate Demomen who go around with their sword, swinging it like a limp dick.

The rules.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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General Guy
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Cett
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Granted, but now you have 5 limbs.

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, but your next wish is, no matter what you wish for.

I wish for pie.
Certified practitioner of awesome.
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master mario
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Granted, but then a hungry mutant dog jumped through your window, and ate you AND the pie.

I wish my that my internet would stop getting interrupted.
Edited by master mario, Dec 21 2011, 04:06:04 PM.
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X-Naut
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
Granted, your internet has stopped working entirely.

I wish I had TF2 and impressive FPS skills.
SoulofHachi
 
I officially hate Demomen who go around with their sword, swinging it like a limp dick.

The rules.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Lordraymond
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Wow
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Granted, but you entirely forget how to any consoles or computers.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

Axem Red
 
I'm pathetic I know
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lordberfer00
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The Destroyer of Fun
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Granted, but you choke on the first one you eat.

I wish I could spit acid at will.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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master mario
now with good grammar and spelling.
Granted, but you Accidentally spit acid on your balls.

I wish that my friends would do what they told me they would when they told me they would.
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Phantasmagoria
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Dovahkin
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Granted, but then they do it when your not around.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.
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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, but you're then made the spokesperson of the company, get paid minimum wage the rest of your life, and die miserably after being eaten by a rabid fan.

I wish the next poster would lick a hot iron.
Certified practitioner of awesome.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted, but then I smack you in the face with said iron.

I wish my tongue wasn't burnt at all.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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tinfoilman
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Granted, but then you don't have a tongue at all.

I wish for snow on Christmas.
Makuta:
 
What is 4chan? Is it like 4kids?
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Phantasmagoria
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Dovahkin
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Granted, but its all yellow colored.

I wish I had fish sticks.
If violence isn't solving your problems, you clearly aren't using enough of it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.
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Lordraymond
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Wow
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Granted, but you become a gay fish.

I wish I was a dish on a fish.
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

Axem Red
 
I'm pathetic I know
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