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Corrupt a wish.; Make your best cry.
Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 06:15:11 AM (883 Views)
master mario
now with good grammar and spelling.
OK so, here`s what you do. First you say, I wish ___________. Then, someone says, granted, but _____________.

E.G.
Person one: I wish I had pie.
Person two: granted, but it was poisoned when you ate it.

OK, I`ll Start, I wish that my parents would let me get on forums.
Edited by master mario, Dec 20 2011, 06:16:31 AM.
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General Guy
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Cett
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Granted, but you already went on forums anyway so it doesn't matter.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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tinfoilman
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It's Not Lupus
General Guy
Dec 20 2011, 01:53:06 PM
Granted, but you already went on forums anyway so it doesn't matter.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted, but you have the memory retention of Dora from Finding Nemo and forgot it before you can wish it.

I wish I was an astronaut.
Makuta:
 
What is 4chan? Is it like 4kids?
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X-Naut
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
Granted, but your spacesuit malfunctions and you die of vacuum exposure.

I wish the next poster had taste buds in his asshole!
SoulofHachi
 
I officially hate Demomen who go around with their sword, swinging it like a limp dick.

The rules.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Lordraymond
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Granted, but the tastebuds aren't hooked up to any sensors and instead make it smell like flowers when I take a shit.... Uh... what?

I wish I had a fish on a dish
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

Axem Red
 
I'm pathetic I know
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master mario
now with good grammar and spelling.
Granted, but the fish comes alive and spits acid all over you face.

I wish I knew how many F`s I`ve gotten recently.(I`m guessing a lot! 0_0)
Edited by master mario, Dec 21 2011, 06:06:04 AM.
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TheBurrowingHippo
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Granted, but your grade hasn't actually been decided yet, so you just wasted that wish.

I wish for all of the mail.

All of it.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, but your email explodes, taking off a few of your limbs.

I wish this bronchitis would GO THE FUCK AWAY
Certified practitioner of awesome.
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lordberfer00
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Granted, but you get malignant cancer right after you're cured; also a piano falls on you.

I wish everything I touched turned to gold.
Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ

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TheBurrowingHippo
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted, but then you touch yourself.

WHOOPSIES.

I wish for Vidguysteve to be head admin of this forum.
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Vidguysteve
Nov 28 2011, 04:08:11 PM
Well, fuck you, Vidguysteve, because you don't know shit.
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Granted, but then layze destroys it.

I wish I had a normal sandwich which does nothing harmful.
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Fordicon98
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, but then a thief comes and steals it.

I wish it would snow over here.
Certified practitioner of awesome.
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Steev
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Granted, but it's nuclear winter.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
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How long has my sig been this ginormous? Gad damn.
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master mario
now with good grammar and spelling.
Granted, but a shark eats you.

I wish I had Halo REACH.
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Lordraymond
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Granted, but Microsoft bans you from playing any Xbox games forever because a wished copy counts as pirated.

I wish it was saturday already
TheFinalEnigma
 
Let me in on something I've learned from experience. No matter how much you insult people, your dick is still going to be small.

Axem Red
 
I'm pathetic I know
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