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| Topic Started: Dec 20 2011, 06:15:11 AM (885 Views) | |
| master mario | Dec 20 2011, 06:15:11 AM Post #1 |
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now with good grammar and spelling.
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OK so, here`s what you do. First you say, I wish ___________. Then, someone says, granted, but _____________. E.G. Person one: I wish I had pie. Person two: granted, but it was poisoned when you ate it. OK, I`ll Start, I wish that my parents would let me get on forums. Edited by master mario, Dec 20 2011, 06:16:31 AM.
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| General Guy | Dec 20 2011, 01:53:06 PM Post #2 |
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Granted, but you already went on forums anyway so it doesn't matter. I wish I knew what to wish for. |
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| tinfoilman | Dec 20 2011, 02:23:42 PM Post #3 |
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It's Not Lupus
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Granted, but you have the memory retention of Dora from Finding Nemo and forgot it before you can wish it. I wish I was an astronaut. |
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| X-Naut | Dec 20 2011, 03:09:37 PM Post #4 |
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FUUUUUUUUTURRRRRRRRRE
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Granted, but your spacesuit malfunctions and you die of vacuum exposure. I wish the next poster had taste buds in his asshole! |
The rules. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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| Lordraymond | Dec 20 2011, 06:11:18 PM Post #5 |
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Granted, but the tastebuds aren't hooked up to any sensors and instead make it smell like flowers when I take a shit.... Uh... what? I wish I had a fish on a dish |
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| master mario | Dec 21 2011, 06:05:50 AM Post #6 |
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now with good grammar and spelling.
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Granted, but the fish comes alive and spits acid all over you face. I wish I knew how many F`s I`ve gotten recently.(I`m guessing a lot! 0_0) Edited by master mario, Dec 21 2011, 06:06:04 AM.
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| TheBurrowingHippo | Dec 21 2011, 08:47:54 AM Post #7 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted, but your grade hasn't actually been decided yet, so you just wasted that wish. I wish for all of the mail. All of it. |
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| Fordicon98 | Dec 21 2011, 10:28:15 AM Post #8 |
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, but your email explodes, taking off a few of your limbs. I wish this bronchitis would GO THE FUCK AWAY |
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| lordberfer00 | Dec 21 2011, 11:20:41 AM Post #9 |
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The Destroyer of Fun
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Granted, but you get malignant cancer right after you're cured; also a piano falls on you. I wish everything I touched turned to gold. |
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Servo vestri niger canem ad sinus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qePHCNoEtqQ
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| TheBurrowingHippo | Dec 21 2011, 12:11:04 PM Post #10 |
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Shady Dude Doing God Knows What in the Corner
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Granted, but then you touch yourself. WHOOPSIES. I wish for Vidguysteve to be head admin of this forum. |
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| General Guy | Dec 21 2011, 12:20:36 PM Post #11 |
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Granted, but then layze destroys it. I wish I had a normal sandwich which does nothing harmful. |
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| Fordicon98 | Dec 21 2011, 12:42:14 PM Post #12 |
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Granted, but then a thief comes and steals it. I wish it would snow over here. |
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| Steev | Dec 21 2011, 12:49:59 PM Post #13 |
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coolskeleton95
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Granted, but it's nuclear winter. I wish I wish I was a fish. |
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| master mario | Dec 21 2011, 01:56:40 PM Post #14 |
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now with good grammar and spelling.
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Granted, but a shark eats you. I wish I had Halo REACH. |
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| Lordraymond | Dec 21 2011, 02:47:29 PM Post #15 |
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Granted, but Microsoft bans you from playing any Xbox games forever because a wished copy counts as pirated. I wish it was saturday already |
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