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Jordan Calls Kwame Brown To Remind Him; That He Sucks
Topic Started: May 28 2005, 11:31 PM (1,895 Views)
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WASHINGTON, DC--Two years after retiring from basketball, hall of famer Michael Jordan called his former teammate, Kwame Brown, to remind him once again that he sucks. Jordan drafted Brown with the number one pick in 2001 and spent the next few seasons ridiculing him in order to toughen him up. He left a rambling message on Brown’s cell phone late last night reiterating his position.
    “Kwame, you suck. You’re worthless,” said Jordan. “Look at you. You’re a dips**t. You can’t shoot, you can’t rebound, you can’t defend. Is there anything you can do other than stand there and look stupid? I hope you take this message to heart and use it as motivation to get better. Because once again, let me state unequivocally that you are a piece of s**t. And your hair looks gay, too. And I don’t like your sneakers.”


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what a load of s**t!!! :yes:
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May 30 2005 06:49 PM
what a load of s**t!!! :yes:

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well he really did call kwame brown a flaming faggot
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lol I believed that until halfway through.
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