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| Confessions!; my Smash Bros fan-fic | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 19 2007, 10:26 AM (160 Views) | |
| sleepy*beauty | Oct 19 2007, 10:26 AM Post #1 |
 
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Confessions *Knock Knock Knock* Peach: I’ll get it! Falco: No, I will! Peach: Thank you, I’ve got it. Falco: (Running to the door first) Hah! I beat you! Snake: Numbskulls! They’re at the back door! (he opens it) Lyta Lyndenberry: Hi! My name is Lyta Lyndenberry. May I come in? Snake: Sure, I guess. Fox: who’s at the door? Snake: Lyta Lyndenberry. Fox Falco and Peach: Who? Snake: Nevermind Lyta: You’re the Smashers aren’t you? Snake Fox Falco Peach: yes Lyta: I have an offer to present to you *ding ding ding* All except Lyta: Dinnertime! *later at the table* All: murmuring Lyta: (tapping glass with fork) I have an announcement! All: still murmuring Masterhand: Silence!!! All: silence MH: please continue Miss Lyndenberry Children: chuckle at the name Lyta: Ahem, I would like to ofer you a chance to be on a TV show! *all gasp* Captain Falcon: a real one? Link: This isn’t some sort of scam is it? Lyta: No, no, no, this is a real TV show, but first I will need some information from you. Marth: OK, I guess. Lyta: good, we’ll start tommorow. *tommorow* Lyta and Ness are sitting in fluffy chairs in the arcade. What Ness doesn’t know is that the place is bugged with sound chips and cameras Lyta: So, Ness, how old are you? Ness: 13 ½ Lyta: so what memorabilia do you have of your early years? Ness: Umm…if you mean did I ever have amnesia, no. Lyta: Nevermind. So how did you become a psychic? Ness: Well, you said this stuff was all confidential, right? Lyta: Of course. (fearing he found out) Ness: OK. I’ve never told anyone. Not my parents, not my sister, nobody. I’m not really psychic. I lied about it to my friends, kinda as a prank, but people believed me. They asked me to show them a trick, and so I hoped for the best, and guess what? My sister fell off the roof, landed on a trampoline, and bounced back into the room just when I opened my eyes. It was so WEIRD!!! To come here I- Link: YOU LITTLE FREAK!!! You lied to me! Tell me now! Ness: Tell you what? Link: You know very well what! Give it back. Ness: I didn’t steal your bow; I don’t even have any arrows! Link: How did you know it was my bow? Ness: Sorry, Miss L, I gotta run. AHHHH!!!! *door slams after Link* (After the two are a safe distance away) Lyta: Well, I guess that ends Ness’s interview. This has been Lyta Jameson on “Confessions” Keep tuning in every night at 8:00 to see the secret confessions of all the Smashers! (Puts on the “TV” smile) please review here. |
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| sleepy*beauty | Oct 22 2007, 02:49 PM Post #2 |
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Captain Falcon and Lyta are seated in the same chairs. Lyta: So, Captain Falcon, what is your favorite color? Captain Falcon: Pink Lyta: Oh, really? That’s interesting. Do you have any sentimental items from your early childhood? Captain Falcon: no Pikachu: (throws open the door) Captain Falcon! I found your blanket! Captain Falcon: My blanket? Pikachu: yeah, here it is (pulls out purple blanket) Captain Falcon: *gasps* My purple boo-boo blankey!!! Uh, I mean, cool. A blanket. Pikachu: Yeah, now you’ll feel better at night. Lyta: Better? Pikachu: Yeah, last night he was crying because he couldn’t find it. Now he doesn’t have to cry anymore. Captain Falcon: Just leave me alone you little rat! *squeezes his “boo-boo blanket” while he cries* Lyta: Anyway…so do you have any love interests here at the mansion? Captain Falcon: *out of his pouting mood* Definitely! Samus is totally smitten by my good looks! Samus: You little liar! *grabs him with a grappler and throws him through the wall* *she then follows him* Lyta: Well, I guess that ends that interview… Wario: Is it my turn now? Lyta: I guess so… Wario: OK, so what do you need to know? Lyta: Well, first of all, how many friends do you have here at the mansion? Wario: Two. Lyta: Who are they? Wario: Metaknight and Ganondorf Metaknight and Ganondorf: *listening against the door* Are NOT!! Actually all the Smashers except Samus and Captain Falcon were listening at the door. Lyta: So, do you consider yourself a villain? Wario: Umm, yes! They call me “Wario the Theif” for a reason, you know. Lyta: ahem, yes, well, how much do you weigh? Wario: From 300-350 lbs. *Lyta couldn’t help but chuckle at the answer.* *dinner bell* Lyta: OK. Thanks for your time. Wario: Uh-huh, sure. That night Zelda couldn’t sleep. The racket of Fox, Metaknightknight, and Ness singing karaoke was just too much. She quietly stepped down the darkened stairs and almost tripped over Roy. Zelda: What on earth? Roy: My room is haunted. Zelda: Haunted or burned? Roy: *blushing slightly* Both. Zelda: Want a cup of tea? I’m gonna drug him… Roy: No, thanks, but I’ll walk you to the kitchen. Zelda: Why not? *in the kitchen* Roy: See ya! Zelda: Don’t let the ghosts into Marth’s room. Roy: *laughs* I’ll try.*after Roy’s gone* Snake: The karaoke keeping you up too? Zelda: *giggles* *looks down at box* Why are you hiding? Snake: I’m being spy-ish. Zelda: “Spy-ish”? Snake: Yeah. It’s the hip, new lingo; like red is the new black. Zelda: Oh. Whatever Ness: *sneaking to pantry* Oh, hi, Zelda. Zelda: What are you up to? Ness: Ear plugs. Fox is about to sing “S.O.S.” Got em! See ya later! *shuffling noise* *Zelda looks down at sliding box* Snake: I can’t miss this! Zelda: Night, Snake. Snake: See you tommorrow. *Zelda wanders until she hears voices* Lyta: Who’s on tommorrow’s schedule? Crazyhand: Roy, Fox, Pichu, and Snake Lyta: Weak points? Crazyhand: A pyro, a bad pilot, an overpopular rat, and a spy who’s afraid of the dark. Good enough? So it was a trick to make them look like fools, and it had worked. Ness wasn’t psychic, Falcon needed a blankie, and Wario was friendless and fat. She had to warn someone. Roy! Zelda: Roy! *Zelda flings open closet door* Roy: How’d you find me? Zelda: Umm…*looks at Roy’s room right next door* What happened to the ghosts? Roy: Yeah, they’re only in my room. Zelda: *shrugs* If you say so. *Snaps back into reality* It’s a conspiracy!!! Roy: What?!? Zelda: The interviews! They’re trying to embarrass us! Roy: “They”? Who’s “They”? Zelda: Lyta and CrazyHand Roy: Oh, they. *pauses* What do I do? Zelda: Ok, here’s the plan… |
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| sleepy*beauty | Oct 24 2007, 12:12 PM Post #3 |
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Roy and Zelda walked in just as Metaknightknight finished a striking rendition of “No Sunshine When She’s Gone”. Roy marched in, snatched Fox’s hand, and dragged him out of the arcade. Zelda: Snake! We need to talk to you. Metaknightknight: Our soprano! Zelda: We’ll bring him back don’t worry. *Snake slides along behind Zel* Zelda: Ok. Snake, Fox, this whole interview thing is a hoax. It’s a plot of Crazyhand’s to expose our deepest secrets on public television. So far, their plan has succeeded. I want both of you to lie tomorrow. They will ask you about your fears and skills, but do NOT tell them the truth. Any questions? *raises hand out from under box* Zelda: Snake Snake: How did you find all this out? Zelda: I was being spy-ish. *Zelda smiles and Snake laughs; Roy and Fox stare blankly* Zelda: Nevermind Fox: Can I please get back to my karaoke? Roy: Yep. I’m off to the attic to get some sleep. Snake: Umm, why the attic? Roy: 1st it’s not haunted. 2nd I hopefully won’t be hearing karaoke all night. Snake: Good point. *Next Day* Lyta: Hello. You’re Roy right? Roy: Yep. Lyta: So, I was told you have a fascination with fire. Is this true? Roy: It’s OK, I guess. Lyta: OK. So what made you want to be a Smasher? Roy: An invitation. Everybody got one. Lyta: Right. OK. Have you had any wild adventures here? Roy: No. I hope she doesn’t know I’m lying. Lyta: Really. I was told something about a grocery store and plungers and *“Mary Had a Little Lamb” plays on the xylophone* Roy: Oh, look! The ice cream dude! *nervously opens door and runs down the hall* Zelda: How’d it go? Roy: Terrible. I almost blew it! We need a better plan. Zelda: I’ll provide backup. I’ll be listening at the door; if anything goes wrong I’ll get in there and pull you out. Lyta: Roy, I had a few more questions for you. After asking more questions like before (and getting only lies in returen) Lyta gave up. Lyta: Ok, one last question. Are the rumors about you and Peach true? Zelda chose that moment to run in and kneel beside Roy. She looked like she was crying (actually she was trying not to laugh) Zelda: Link found out! Immediately Roy understood her meaning. Roy: Stop your crying. Together we can overcome him. Link dashed in, sword drawn, yelling. Link: where’s that stupid redhead?!? Roy: *grabs Zel’s hand and runs for the door, Link close behind* As soon as the door shut behind them the three bust into laughter. Link: *trying to talk batween laugs* I think it worked. Roy: You don’t think she’s suspicious do you? Zelda: Let’s listen and find out. *3 listen at door* Lyta: Next interview is a walking, talking fox. Don’t forget to tune in! This has been Lyta Jameson. *big smile* Lyta: (to other camera) That was HARD! I couldn’t crack his shell. Random Crew Member: It’s OK, Lyta. Every show has some boring episodes. Lyta: But mine shouldn’t!!! Random Crew Member: Uhh, break time! *3 Smashers leave to Fox’s room* |
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| sleepy*beauty | Oct 25 2007, 06:02 PM Post #4 |
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Fox: What do I do? Link: Act like you’ve had to much to drink. Fox: I can’t… Zelda: It’s OK. You won’t have to act. Before Fox could ask what they were talking about, Roy shove a strange purple liquid into Fox’s mouth. Fox: What in the Lylat *hiccup* was that? Link: You’re sure it’ll wear off? Zelda: That’s what Mewtwo said. Link: Let’s get him back to the arcade. *later in thearcade* Lyta: So, Mr. McCloud, where are you from? Fox: Bubbles…Uh, what? Oh, yeah, I’m from Corenia, Carmerior, Corneria! Lyta: Yes, well, how close are you to Mr. Lombardi? Fox: Are you a psychiatrist? Cause I need to tell you my sad story. Lyta: Well- Fox: Good! Okay, it all began when I was 9. No, 10. 8! I was 8!……and now Krystal’s gone, and I’ll never get her back! *weeping uncontrollably; then falls over* Lyta: Mr. McCloud? Mr. McCloud? Somebody help me !!! Falco: What’s wrong? Lyta: Fox! Falco: I told him, no more brownies! (GW had a habit of slipping brandy in his brownies) *Falco drags Fox out* Link: Let’s get Fox back to his room. Falco: Hey, thanks. *once Fox is in his room* Zelda: Hey, guys! Let’s get something to eat. Snake, Falco, you guys coming? Falco: I already ate. Snake: Sure! But, aren’t you going to warn Pichu? Zelda: Nah. She won’t be able to understand him anyway. *Roy, Link, Zelda, and Snake go to café down street* True to Zelda’s words, Lyta couldn’t understand a single word. *after 15 minutes of Pichu’s incesant chattering* Lyta: Shut it already!! This intervew is OVER! *goes to her room, slamming the door behind her* Lyta: 3 out of 4 failed! *after 15 minutes* *back in arcade* Lyta: (now calm) has anybody seen Snake? *in walks the café group* Lyta: There you are! *grabs his hand and pulls him towards the arcade* Zelda: Remember how the halls look at midnight! This isn’t going to go well, I just know it… Lyta: So I hear you’re a spy. Snake: Yeah. Lyta: What is your real name? Snake: That’s confidential information, mam. Lyta: I understand. Lyta continued to ask neutral questions and get normal answers, but she had something up her sleeve. Snake: Maybe she’s not going to ask me. Maybe Zelda was wrong… *lights go out* Snake: Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm. Hall lights are always on! *frantically feels for the door* *opens door* Snake: That’s strange. The rest of the lights are on… Meanwhile the power was returned to the arcade and the cameras are turned off. Lyta: *Laughing* That got him! Snake: Zelda, they turned out the lights on me! They really did know! Zelda: They’ve figured out our strategy! Amazing… Marth: What strategy? Roy: Nothing. Link: Nothing at all. Marth: Riiiiight. |
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| sleepy*beauty | Oct 26 2007, 04:57 AM Post #5 |
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*3 hours later* *In spare bedroom* Roy: I got it! Marth: What? Roy: An idea. Marth: About what? Zelda: Nothing you should know. Marth: Well, something you should know, dinner was an hour ago. Link: It was? Snake: Did you know Roy has a habit of randomly breaking into song? Fox (now sober): How did you find that out? Snake: The internet. It has mini-bios of all of us. Roy: Oh really? *mischeivious look* Marth: You guys know I’m still here, right? Zelda: Oh. Well then, you have my permission to go. Marth: (sarcastically) Thank you, your Royal Highness. Roy: Just get out! *Marth leaves* *Roy is smiling boyishly* Fos: What is it, Roy? *rolls eyes as he asks* Roy: Ok, I got this great idea. We go online tonight after everybody’s asleep, and we dig up dirt on Lyta. Link: What good is that unless- Snake: Unless we use it against her! Zelda: We’ll give her answers from her own life! But we’ll need the cooperation of a very important person… Mewtwo: Go away! Zelda: *goes to the attic**if it’s italic, it means it’s a thought*Please, Mewtwo. Mewtwo: Go away, and quit asking! Zelda: We only need you for one day. Mewtwo: If I do it tomorrow, promise me you’ll never ask again. Zelda: Deal! *1:30 that night er, ummm morning* *all whispering* *Link was ordered watch duty* Roy: I’m typing as fast as I can. Fox: Well type faster! Snake: Guys, Zelda: Roy, let Fox type. Fox: I’m not that fast either, but Snake: Guys- Roy: Then quit insulting me! Zelda: Yeah, quit insulting him! Roy: You’re so nice to me, Zel. Zelda: Shut up before I change my mind. Snake: LISTEN TO ME!! Link: Turn it down; someone’s going to hear you. Fox: Finally! Link: Uh-oh. Hurry, someone’s coming! *everybody scrambles to hide except Snake who is already hidden* Marth: Funny, I thought I heard typing. *Marth turns to leave* Marth: Oh, and guys, don’t forget to minimize the internet next time. Fox: Oops. Snake: Guys, I’ve been trying to tell you, I already have 7 different bios printed out. We can get to planning now. Link: OK, cool. This time, Fox remembered to minimize the internet. |
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| sleepy*beauty | Oct 28 2007, 01:24 PM Post #6 |
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*Zelda pushes Marth into arcade* Zelda: Just say whatever comes to your mind first. You’re on your own; bye! *slams door in his face before he can respond* Marth: *sits in the fluffy chair* So, what do you need to know about me? Lyta: Is your hair naturally blue? Marth: It’s actually blond, but I dye it to hide my overpowering gray. That was just freaky. My hair has always been blue! Lyta: *quite surprised* Oh. Well, did you have a rough childhood? Marth: Well, I grew up on the wrong side of the tracks if you know what I mean. What on earth? I grew up in Efentile Castle! *Marth stomps out of arcade* Marth: I want to know what’s going on now! Zelda: Uhh, Roy will tell you. Roy: Wereontvsowehavetolieandmewtwoshelpingusanditsallcrazyhadsideaandilltellyoulater! Marth: Come again? Lyta: I have one more question. Marth: Uh, I don’t feel well. I think I’m going to go sit down for a minute *whispering to Roy* and you are coming with me. *10 minutes later* Marth: I’m feeling better now. Lyta: Good. Now, where were we? Marth: The last question, I believe. Lyta: Oh, yes. What was the most embarassing experience you’ve ever endured? Marth: Well, I don’t know about myself, but I know yours. Lyta: But- Marth: You were 9 and at your birthday party you just buried your face in your cake. It was later broadcasted on your graduation. But, you weren’t aware of those plans. Lyta: *shakily* I guess that’s all for today. Thanks. *after the cameras are off* Marth, wait a minute. Marth: Yes? Lyta: *whispering sharply* I don’t know where you got that story, but I would appreciate it if you would keep out of other people’s business. Marth: As would I, Miss Jameson. *bows slightly before leaving* *that afternoon* *Falco, Ganondorf, and Pit are playing cards* Falco: Hey, guys, I watched TV last night. Ganondorf: I’m proud of you for doing such a brave thing, Falco. Pit: *tries to cover a laugh* Falco: Fine, then. I won’t tell you what I saw. Ganondorf: No, Falco, we do want to know. Falco: Okay. I was gonna watch CSI: Kalline City, but on came this other show called “Confessions”. I thought I’d watch it, and guess what it was?? Pit: What? Falco: Lyta interviewing Snake! And the lights went out and Snake ran out of the arcade yelling something about “hall lights” and, as soon as he was gone, the lights came on. Pit: And what about Lyta? Falco: Lyta? She was laughing at him. She said “tune in every night to see the secrets of the Smashers revealed”. It’s like, some sort of trap. Lyta: Pit! It’s time for your interview! Pit: And, I’m next. |
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| sleepy*beauty | Oct 29 2007, 01:41 PM Post #7 |
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Lyta: So, are you a real angel? Pit: *sharply* well, duh. Lyta: Where do you come from? Pit: Angel Land Lyta: Is there anything that makes you feel really angry? Pit: As a matter of fact, there is. It’s when people lie to your face. Lyta: Oh. And this has happened to you before? Pit: Yeah, today in fact. Lyta: May I ask what it was about? Pit: Yeah. Somebody got all of the Smashers’ hopes up about a TV show, only to make them look terrible! Lyta: Wha- Pit: Don’t give me that. You of all people should know about that! *slams arcade door behind him* *after dinner* *teens and fooled Smashers are in spare bedroom* Link: We have to find a way to trap her. Fox: But she’s too smart to fall for stupid tricks. Roy: We could use force. Marth: I agree with him. Snake: Okay, then. Tonight at midnight. That’s when we’ll kidnap her. Zelda: Where? She locks her door at night. It’s not like we’ll waltz in there and just take her. Roy: We’ll find a way. |
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| sleepy*beauty | Oct 30 2007, 11:35 AM Post #8 |
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*sometime around midnight* *all are whispering* Fox: Isn’t her room on the 2nd floor? Link: No, it’s the 1st. Fox: 2nd! Link: 1st! Marth: Fox, you’re wrong. Link: See? Marth: Link, you’re wrong too. It’s on the 3rd. Fox: Ha! Snake: Isn’t her room on the left? Roy: No, the right. Sheik: Everyone, shut your mouths and walk. *after a minute of walking in silence* Sheik: This is it. We have one chance. Are you ready? Marth: Yes Snake: Yes Link: Yes Fox: Duh, what do you think? Sheik: *rolls eyes* *flings door open* Lyta: *jumps from her chair where she was writing a letter* Roy: Stay quiet and we’ll not hurt you. Lyta: *finding her nerve* And if I scream? Link: We...uh...still won’t hurt you. Snake: Just come with us. *after dragging her all the way down and to the arcade* Roy: Where are the bungee cables? Lyta: Bungee cables?!? Sheik: Roy, that’s cruel. Link: You’re right, we don’t need them. Lyta: What do you want? Marth: A “confession” from you. Lyta: No way on earth. Fox: I’ll go find the cables, Roy. Lyta: Wait! I’ll help you. I know what we could do instead. |
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| sleepy*beauty | Oct 31 2007, 08:19 AM Post #9 |
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*early next morning* CrazyHand: I told you not to meet me after 3:00 am. Somebody’s going to be awake. Lyta: It won’t take long, Crazy. I just wanted to interview you for the TV show. The real one. CH: Oh, okay. But, are you sure there are no cameras? Lyta: Of course. *makes sure the camera is well situated in her hair clip* Let’s get started. What is your real name? CH: Verbino. I think it’s too girly. Lyta: So do I. Let’s change the subject. *many more embarrassing questions are asked* Thanks, Crazy. This is all confidential. *that evening* *all green text is on television* Lyta: Dear watchers, I regret to inform you that this is our last episode. It took me this long to realize how awful it is to be embarrassed and have no say in what is happening. But, before we go off the air, I would like to entertain you with what I believe is our best episode ever. The episode where we turn the cameras to my boss, CrazyHand. Link: It’s too bad she didn’t have a chance to do this to MasterHand too. Zelda: Actually, MasterHand deserves to watch this. *over intercom later that night* MasterHand: Would my brother please come to the office….NOW!!! Marth: Well, evil never does win does it? Roy: Guess not. *Peach runs in with a magazine* Peach: Zelda, look at this picture. *an incriminating picture of Zelda with blue hair in disco shoes is on the cover* Samus: Evil may not win, but I think sometimes it gets pret-ty close. THE END |
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