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Riddles
Topic Started: Sep 4 2007, 09:06 PM (4,825 Views)
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Does it in any way involve an elephant????????????????

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:rofl: :rofl2:

Nope, sorry. No animals included. :D
Thanks for the image though! :lol:

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zeilfanaat,Dec 27 2007
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:rofl: :rofl2:

Nope, sorry. No animals included. :D
Thanks for the image though! :lol:

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Oh, well... :elf_tongue: (sorry, I needed a reason to use this one! :biggrin_santa: no offense intended...)

Glad my question made you laugh!
Happy to help provide the image for you! :smile:

Honestly, I'm stumped?! :wake_up:

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Zeilfanaat... :looking_around:

Please, can you just give us the answer? :sigh:

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Oops, sorry for forgetting to reply.
Alright, alright, here comes the long-awaited answer:

The man is the shortest man in the world. However, his competitor is the next shortest man. The competitor has gone into the man's house, and has sawed (how do you spell that word?) a couple centimetres from underneath every piece of furniture, and put the sawdust underneath the doormat.

If the man comes home, and looks under the doormat, he'll see the sawdust and become suspicious.
If he doesn't look under the doormat, he'll walk inside, see that he's higher relatively to the furniture. He'll think he's grown, and that he's no longer the shortest man on earth, resulting in him committing suicide.

...

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I believe I did mention it was farfetched? :biggrin_santa:
Although I do think this is the most farfetched one I know. ;)

Does that answer the question sufficiently? :D

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:wake_up: That is definitely THE MOST FAR-FETCHED riddle I have ever heard...umm...seen!
There is absolutely no way I would have EVER come up with that....EVER!!!!!! :wake_up:

Thanks for finally putting me out of my misery and letting me know the answer! :biggrin_santa:

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Ok, I think we've all had time to fully recover from that last riddle! :lol:

Here's a new one:

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for about 5 minutes.
Then she hangs him.

Later they go out and share a wonderful dinner together.
How is this possible?

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Yup, totally recovered... :D

Ehm... :hmmm:

Let's see... first they play paint ball - she shoots him.
Because he got dirty, she holds him under the shower - there's the water...
Not quite sure where the hanging comes in... perhaps she has a picture of him that she hangs somewhere :dunno: .

How's that for farfetched? ;)

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Good try, zeilfanaat.

They weren't playing paint ball - that sounds like fun btw.

All three of the events are directly related.

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is he a stunt man?

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Oh oh oh! I think I know! :bouncy:

The woman takes a picture of her husband - she shoots him.
Then she holds the picture under water so the picture shows.
And then she hangs the picture to dry!
... and then they can go out for that wonderful dinner. :D

Correct?

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Good guess Cath - and he very well may be a stunt man, but unfortunately it's not the correct answer.

Zeilfannat - you are correct! :applause:
She is a photographer!

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Another riddle:

What word can be read forwards and backwards and upside down and still be read from left to right?

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How about -----> BOB ?
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:hmmm:
"NO"???

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