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| Topic Started: Jan 9 2010, 07:04 PM (2,236 Views) | |
| momofboys | Jan 15 2010, 09:26 PM Post #46 |
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i2eye's Loveable Finger Breaker
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Top of new page, so here's a recap: [Just like every morning, the world outside was entirely white. Reluctantly, bare feet pushed away the soft and warm sheets and padded over to the bathroom to splash water on the still sleepy face. With several cups of coffee the drowsiness seemed to fade away and it seemed like the sun felt it was safe to appear on the horizon because it came peeking through the white fluffy clouds, slowly lighting up the quiet countryside. Suddenly, out of nowhere, something big jumped into the garden and knocked on the backdoor. I panicked, I couldn’t open the door for fear of being attacked by a psycho reported to be at large and armed with finger-breaking apparatus. True enough, three burly women were trying to find a crazy man they claimed had accidentically 'forgotten' to pay their large, growing chocolate tax debt. The man, Randy Pitts, was well aware of what would happen if he defied the Director of the Eye RS. This wonderful and humble director does not give discounts easily and that same director sent those three burly women who are currently stationed outside the door of my house. "I'm getting very nervous and don't know what law enforcement agency would think Randy is here. I must call the FBI department Randy works for. They need to find him before those burly women break down ] my door and find that |
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| tis*me! | Jan 16 2010, 01:11 AM Post #47 |
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Administrator, Web Designer, Z's Big Sis
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not only is Randy not |
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| Joelle | Jan 16 2010, 12:01 PM Post #48 |
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here, I don't know who |
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| tis*me! | Jan 18 2010, 10:46 AM Post #49 |
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Administrator, Web Designer, Z's Big Sis
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took all my chocolate stash!!!!! |
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| zeilfanaat | Jan 18 2010, 12:19 PM Post #50 |
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Admin, Tracy's Lil Sis
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Who would stoop so low |
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| MizzN | Jan 19 2010, 06:37 AM Post #51 |
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as to steal my stale |
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| zeilfanaat | Jan 19 2010, 07:59 AM Post #52 |
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Admin, Tracy's Lil Sis
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chocolate biscuits?!! I'm filing a |
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| tis*me! | Feb 3 2010, 10:56 PM Post #53 |
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complaint with someone before I |
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| zeilfanaat | Feb 4 2010, 07:02 AM Post #54 |
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Admin, Tracy's Lil Sis
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sit down and drink a |
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| tis*me! | Aug 21 2010, 09:51 PM Post #55 |
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very large glass of milk. |
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| zeilfanaat | Aug 22 2010, 06:56 AM Post #56 |
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Admin, Tracy's Lil Sis
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Hmmm, that's odd. Why is |
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