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Funny Stories!; WE WANT TO HEAR!!
Topic Started: Feb 18 2005, 09:56 PM (67 Views)
Mental_assasin	Feb 18 2005, 09:56 PM Post #1
Posts: 719 Group: Members Member #49 Joined: January 12, 2005	Ok so tell us your funniest story, i'll go first. I was at the mall with my cousin (we'll call her tery), and we found the Maternity Store (clothes for pregnant women) and she at the time was a little stomach heavy, so we thought we'd play a prank, so me and tery, and my 4 little cousins convince this lady that me and my little cousins are tery's kid....all 5 of us. and she said that she had another on the way. So where cracking up and the ladies like, mam how old are you? Me being 14 she said 28. So the lady starts flipping out and calls her a dirty hoe and that she is going to hell....at this point where all like "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and then the ladies like, "You not acctually pregnant are you? I should have known, people always do this to me!" Ok so its not that funny, i guess you had to be there.
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crazyfella	Feb 18 2005, 10:38 PM Post #2
Mark Posts: 824 Group: Members Member #57 Joined: January 19, 2005	lol, thats a pretty good one, heres mine: I was at a festival called the perth royal show with three other mate (thomas,lewis and earl). we were keen on talking to some girls and we were watching a heap of people dancing, when we came up with this idea. Earl had been working for a company called 'go homes' but you couldnt really read the 'homes' part well. so earl went up to a girl that was in the crowd and said that he was from a company called 'go dancing' and he was here checking out the talent, he then said to this girl that he was interested on giving her an audition to be in an upcoming video clip. The girl was geting so excited and he had been talking to her for about 30 mins by now, and she ran over to a caravan where her mum was working and told her. so earl now had to not only convince the girl that he was interested in her talent but her mum to. So this went on for ages, and earl was saying that he couldnt put her through without actually seeing an audition, but the girl said she couldnt make the audition on that date, so he eventually got her to dance right then and there in front of us. lol, theres a hell of a lot more to it than this but its too much to write so ill leave it there. in the end we left thinking we'd never see her again but we did see her and she gave earl an absolute mouthful.
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The Punisher	Feb 18 2005, 11:55 PM Post #3
Posts: 3,691 Group: Admin Member #18 Joined: November 15, 2004	I thank this one is cool I was at work and we had a food fight so I used herseys chocolate syrup. well instead of throwing the chocolate at people I was drinking the syrup straight from the bottle. the manager said, dude you suppose to throw it not eat it. then my face look like a chocolate face
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laurenmcnaughty	Feb 19 2005, 01:36 AM Post #4
Posts: 1,750 Group: Members Member #33 Joined: December 11, 2004	okay well i dont really have a funny story but your mate earl is a loser man - how could he do that to the girl. thats just nasty and you can tell him i said so. p.s i'll think of a story.
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crazyfella	Feb 19 2005, 02:33 AM Post #5
Mark Posts: 824 Group: Members Member #57 Joined: January 19, 2005	its worse cos the girl said she had wanted to be a professional dancer since she was like 5 years old
	Quote: I tried to be perfect, but nothing was worth it, nothing could ever be so wrong, its hard to believe me, it never gets easy , i guess i knew that all along Sum41 "Pieces" [/color] WORMS ARE GOIN DOWN


Mental_assasin	Feb 19 2005, 09:49 AM Post #6
Posts: 719 Group: Members Member #49 Joined: January 12, 2005	hahaha......earls a sphycho!
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laurenmcnaughty	Feb 19 2005, 10:14 PM Post #7
Posts: 1,750 Group: Members Member #33 Joined: December 11, 2004	that is just nasty. thats just wrong.... the poor thing probably thought she actually had a chance. Tsk tsk tsk hes probably ruined her for life...... well this is my one from last night -which isn't really that funny but i thought i better put something up. so simon said i had been staring at the pool all night (which i hadn't!!) and kept threating to pull me in the pool and he almost succeeded. anywho so finally one of the others ended pushing him in (he was the first in the pool) but she ended going in with him. Suffice it to say i ended up in the pool, but what amazes/amuses me is that even while doing a belly flop in the pool with a can of jonny walker hes able to hold his drink above water level so that none of it spills at all. Anyway yes i knew it was pretty pathetic... but thats pretty much the most that i can remember from last night....
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MSI101	Feb 19 2005, 11:29 PM Post #8
Posts: 650 Group: Members Member #29 Joined: December 3, 2004	Haha, that story reminds me of a really funny story lb. Me and three of my firends were at a my other friend Zack's house. Well, me and my three friends decided to throw Zack in his pool, so we grabbed him, and dragged him from the opposite side of the house on the second story and threw him in the pool. When he got out he decided to scream out that he was going commando that day. :blink: It scarred all of us for life. :lol: j/k about the being scarred.
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laurenmcnaughty	Feb 19 2005, 11:33 PM Post #9
Posts: 1,750 Group: Members Member #33 Joined: December 11, 2004	lol - ouch!! that would leave a mark!!! nasty nasty nasty.. and was he or did he jsut say it to get you guys back for drowing him?
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MSI101	Feb 20 2005, 03:43 AM Post #10
Posts: 650 Group: Members Member #29 Joined: December 3, 2004	Well, technically, we half carried and half dragged him down to the pool. And yes, he really was going commando that day. He had to go searching through his clothes to find a pair of underwear and pants, cause wet pants chafe when you're going commando. :blink:
	"The people who cast the votes decide nothing, the people who count the votes decide everything." -Joseph Stalin "I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong." -unknown


laurenmcnaughty	Feb 20 2005, 03:48 AM Post #11
Posts: 1,750 Group: Members Member #33 Joined: December 11, 2004	lol - ill have to take your word on that one jb....
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Mental_assasin	Feb 20 2005, 11:32 AM Post #12
Posts: 719 Group: Members Member #49 Joined: January 12, 2005	yes jb..that was a little.....too much info for me thanks..... :blink: COMMANDO?!?!?!?! What???? Thats just wrong!
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laurenmcnaughty	Feb 21 2005, 02:37 AM Post #13
Posts: 1,750 Group: Members Member #33 Joined: December 11, 2004	are you saying youve never gone commando mental??? honestly now - we are all friends here....
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crazyfella	Feb 21 2005, 07:32 AM Post #14
Mark Posts: 824 Group: Members Member #57 Joined: January 19, 2005	seriously, if u havent its an experience worth trying
	Quote: I tried to be perfect, but nothing was worth it, nothing could ever be so wrong, its hard to believe me, it never gets easy , i guess i knew that all along Sum41 "Pieces" [/color] WORMS ARE GOIN DOWN


Mental_assasin	Apr 15 2005, 08:07 PM Post #15
Posts: 719 Group: Members Member #49 Joined: January 12, 2005	no i have.....actually a funny story, My cousins rehearsal wedding, i was the ring bearer, i was COMMANDO and my pants caught on a nail and ripped the pants like totallt in half so i am naked from the waste down at like the age of 6...i wanted to die....i crawled into a pew and used a song book to cover my "wee-wee" LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!....oh thats a good one! :)
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The Punisher	Apr 15 2005, 11:47 PM Post #16
Posts: 3,691 Group: Admin Member #18 Joined: November 15, 2004	I was talking to a freind and someone ran past me butt naked. then i said nothing then my friend got kissed by this naked guy. the guy that was kissed threw up for weeks. the naked guy fell down and hit his nutts. the guy was arrested.
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Mental_assasin	Apr 18 2005, 03:08 PM Post #17
Posts: 719 Group: Members Member #49 Joined: January 12, 2005	wait, your friend was kissed by a naked MAN who was NAKED? IS that the gist of it?
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laurenmcnaughty	Apr 19 2005, 02:32 AM Post #18
Posts: 1,750 Group: Members Member #33 Joined: December 11, 2004	yeah punnie - you lost me on that one aswell - well ive got an embarrassingn one for you at the party i was at over the weekend james and i were fooling around for a while on the mattress in the living room (under a blanket) and i just found out today that everyone pretty much knew what we wree doing. so now im jsut gonna be really embarrassed when i next see my mates his blanket had dolphins on it and apparently they were calling it the dolphin dance. well embarssaing not funny but thats my story.
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Mental_assasin	Apr 19 2005, 05:59 PM Post #19
Posts: 719 Group: Members Member #49 Joined: January 12, 2005	by fooling around, you mean, feeling, caressing....etc.....:).....or just cuddling?
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laurenmcnaughty	Apr 20 2005, 03:06 AM Post #20
Posts: 1,750 Group: Members Member #33 Joined: December 11, 2004	lol ill go for fooling around meaning everything but s.e.x and mouths on certain body parts. so were talking not many clothes, kissing, cuddling, touhcing, feeling, - lol you get where im going????
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Mental_assasin	Apr 20 2005, 12:13 PM Post #21
Posts: 719 Group: Members Member #49 Joined: January 12, 2005	so to put this correctly, you felt body parts....(Turn your head and cough).....hehe...and kissed...and....or is that it??? (I love making her feel akward)LOL
	I AM BACK!!!!! GO JOHN!!!


laurenmcnaughty	Apr 22 2005, 03:10 AM Post #22
Posts: 1,750 Group: Members Member #33 Joined: December 11, 2004	alright so you know when you do a presentation infront of the class at school??? think of what that is called - we didn't do that. and we didn't have sex. ill make you feel akward just you wait i will get you ................. mwahahahahah
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