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Topic Started: Nov 29 2006, 08:55 PM (257 Views)
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i stick my hand up my bum and squish poop around in my hand.

I also write this

noober286's Ultimate Pokéjourney

noober286 had a big willie! He went :D all the time and occasionally he walked around naked in a forest stroking it.

Then he cummed in a chipmunk's mouth.

Suddenly, a Furret jumped out of a nearby bush and grabbed on to the end of his **** with it's teeth!

"it's a strong one." said noober286, whilst enduring somewhat painful pain.

noober286 thought to himself, "why, I have a pokéball in my scrotum. Why don't I try and catch this Furret with it?" and using a knife he cut open his scrotum.

The pokéball flopped out and on to the floor, covered in blood. The Furret, in shock at potential torture from some kind of super-tough freak ran away.

noober286 cupped his bleeding scrotum while it healed at an unusually quick pace, like that of one of those hamsters that go around in those wheel things, only on steroids. Steroids that make hamsters go 10 times faster in wheels, you know?

He picked up the pokéball to find that his blood had turned it into a master ball. He was very happy. Happier than the time he masturbated in the depths of the forest and came all over that pidgey.

noober286 shouted "yay" at the top of his high pitched voice, and suddenly the ground began to shake.

cracks appeared near the floor at the end of his ****, and suddenly, Rayquaza flew out the ground carrying Groudon.

"OH MY GOD" thought noober286 as he threw the master ball at Rayquaza. Rayquaza was knocked out by the supreme speed noober286 threw the ball at him with his manly arms, and the master ball opened and started sucking on Rayquaza's smelly little **** while Groudon ran away and got killed by that Furret from earlier.

With a stern look from noober286, the master ball caught Rayquaza in it's fainted state. This caused Rayquaza to die and become Satanrayquaza, who was really strong. satanquaza rebelled. it bit noober286's **** off and flew away with it. noober286 cried in agony and despair.

But he still had the master ball left. He threw it at a nearby Magikarp but that somehow escaped, destroying the master ball. This made noober286 very cross, so he ate the magikarp alive, and halfway through it evolved into a shiny garyados which ate noober286. This caused noober286's willy to regrow, but then he died and went to hell.

He thought it was very funny being burnt to death over and over whilst simultaneously dying of starvation and thirst. Very funny indeed. And he was all like :)

-an edit-happy noober286
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Not alot, but if it does come up I just get off the computer.
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I just keep hitting F5 to refresh.

If that doesn't work, then I give up.
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i get it everyonce in a while
but not to much anymore
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Nov 30 2006, 10:24 PM
I just keep hitting F5 to refresh.

If that doesn't work, then I give up.

Hitting F5 just makes it last longer... That's usually why it happens in the first place.
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Well, it usually works.
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I find if i keep it in too long it starts to get REALLY slow
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yep to many users
but the yoyogames thing may fix this
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Yeah, I think the cause is all the n00bs who just joined like 3 days ago, and ask questions like:
"How doz i makes the guys shoot bullets?",
"LOL OMG IMA n00b, plz hlp",
"OMG It wont werk!!!!! whatz rong?",
"GM made me gots an error... WHY!?!? WTF ZOMG!",
"How doo i make ma ONW varibles?",
"How does i makes a MMORPG?",
"CNA i konvurt my GM gmae to flash?",
"How do i make a game online? (NO CODE PLEASE)", etc...
Oh, it burns!
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Feb 26 2007, 03:35 AM
Yeah, I think the cause is all the n00bs who just joined like 3 days ago, and ask questions like:
"How doz i makes the guys shoot bullets?",
"LOL OMG IMA n00b, plz hlp",
"OMG It wont werk!!!!! whatz rong?",
"GM made me gots an error... WHY!?!? WTF ZOMG!",
"How doo i make ma ONW varibles?",
"How does i makes a MMORPG?",
"CNA i konvurt my GM gmae to flash?",
"How do i make a game online? (NO CODE PLEASE)", etc...

Oh, it burns!

lol nice one
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I've seen worse. :P
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HA HA, or:

"Makin A s0n1c game... doz it B posibel!?!?!?!?!?!"

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Oh, I just realized who you are on the GMC! You are Mastermind, The creator of Two Plus Two Equals Five.
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