Mods?

Mods?
Topic Started: Sep 25 2006, 09:03 PM (192 Views)
Lurker313	Sep 25 2006, 09:03 PM Post #1
5 Posts: 11 Group: Moderators Member #60 Joined: July 16, 2006	i stick my haand up my bum and squich pooooooooooooooooooooop around noober286's Ultimate Pokéjourney noober286 had a big willie! He went all the time and occasionally he walked around naked in a forest stroking it. Then he cummed in a chipmunk's mouth. Suddenly, a Furret jumped out of a nearby bush and grabbed on to the end of his ** with it's teeth! "it's a strong one." said noober286, whilst enduring somewhat painful pain. noober286 thought to himself, "why, I have a pokéball in my scrotum. Why don't I try and catch this Furret with it?" and using a knife he cut open his scrotum. The pokéball flopped out and on to the floor, covered in blood. The Furret, in shock at potential torture from some kind of super-tough freak ran away. noober286 cupped his bleeding scrotum while it healed at an unusually quick pace, like that of one of those hamsters that go around in those wheel things, only on steroids. Steroids that make hamsters go 10 times faster in wheels, you know? He picked up the pokéball to find that his blood had turned it into a master ball. He was very happy. Happier than the time he masturbated in the depths of the forest and came all over that pidgey. noober286 shouted "yay" at the top of his high pitched voice, and suddenly the ground began to shake. cracks appeared near the floor at the end of his , and suddenly, Rayquaza flew out the ground carrying Groudon. "OH MY GOD" thought noober286 as he threw the master ball at Rayquaza. Rayquaza was knocked out by the supreme speed noober286 threw the ball at him with his manly arms, and the master ball opened and started sucking on Rayquaza's smelly little while Groudon ran away and got killed by that Furret from earlier. With a stern look from noober286, the master ball caught Rayquaza in it's fainted state. This caused Rayquaza to die and become Satanrayquaza, who was really strong. satanquaza rebelled. it bit noober286's ** off and flew away with it. noober286 cried in agony and despair. But he still had the master ball left. He threw it at a nearby Magikarp but that somehow escaped, destroying the master ball. This made noober286 very cross, so he ate the magikarp alive, and halfway through it evolved into a shiny garyados which ate noober286. This caused noober286's willy to regrow, but then he died and went to hell. He thought it was very funny being burnt to death over and over whilst simultaneously dying of starvation and thirst. Very funny indeed. And he was all like -an edit-happy noober286



fsd	Sep 26 2006, 05:57 AM Post #2
3a4 Posts: 318 Group: Super Mods Member #38 Joined: June 12, 2006	threre awesome and do there job well i have never had any probelms with any of them
	"mmmmm i love the internet. every time i go to a website i get a cookie HOW AWESOME IS THAT!" - Quote from me "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." - Albert Einstein "Imagination is more important than knowledge."- Albert Einstein


flea1991	Sep 27 2006, 09:39 AM Post #3
0 Posts: 15 Group: Moderators Member #11 Joined: May 15, 2006	Except Smarty...... :rolleyes:
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Im a mod	Oct 5 2006, 12:19 PM Post #4
Posts: 9 Group: Members Member #109 Joined: October 3, 2006	Yeah smarty is evil!



fsd	Oct 5 2006, 06:09 PM Post #5
3a4 Posts: 318 Group: Super Mods Member #38 Joined: June 12, 2006	what is wrong with smarty?
	"mmmmm i love the internet. every time i go to a website i get a cookie HOW AWESOME IS THAT!" - Quote from me "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." - Albert Einstein "Imagination is more important than knowledge."- Albert Einstein


teengeek2008	Oct 8 2006, 03:38 PM Post #6
Posts: 48 Group: Moderators Member #113 Joined: October 8, 2006	i think i might be a gay
	If I seem to be spamming, I have an excuse, I have sight problems. Please do not flame me.


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