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rem This is Physical Deleter. Instead of deleting computer files,
rem this program deletes real-life objects! Useful for getting rid
rem of people that annoy you, people that are out to get you, or
rem simply things that you don't like. Although you may choose to
rem delete yourself, it is not recommended, unless it is being
rem considered as an alternative to suicide.
rem But remember: with great power comes great responsibility.

rem VARIABLES:
rem ch: a choice (1 through 5)
rem yn: yes or no (1 or 2)
rem am: amount of something found
rem obj$: an object
rem g$: an entire group


randomize timer
print "Welcome to PHYSICAL DELETER! It's DELETE-O-LICIOUS!"
print "LET'S GET STARTED! CHOOSE AN OPTION 1-5:"
1
ch=0
am=0
n1$="0"
yn=0
co=0

print "1. Delete a single person."
print "2. Target an entire group of people to delete."
print "3. Enter something to delete."
print "4. Delete a random idiot."
print "5. EXIT"
print "Make a choice."
input ch


if ch=1 then
print "Enter the person's name"
input n1$
print n1$" was successfully deleted!"
goto 1
end if


if ch=2 then
print "Enter a descriptive phrase of group to delete, i.e. Devil Worshippers,"
print "Illegal Immigrants, etc."
input g$
co=0
do
co=co+1
print "Now deleting group "g$"..." co"%"
if co=100 then exit do
loop
print "MASS DELETION SUCCESSFUL!"
goto 1
end if


if ch=3 then
print "Enter an instance name to search for"
am=(rnd)*1000
am=int(am)
input obj$
co=0
do
co=co+1
print "SEARCHING "obj$"..."
if co=100 then exit do
loop
3 print "There were exactly"am" "obj$"s found. DELETE THEM ALL?"
print "1. YES"
print "2. NO"
input yn
if yn=1 then
co=0
do
co=co+1
print "DELETING "obj$"..."co"%"
if co=100 then exit do
loop
print "All "obj$"s SUCCESSFULLY DELETED!"
goto 1
end if
if yn=2 then
print "NO DELETIONS PERFORMED."
goto 1
end if
if yn<>1 then
if yn<>2 then
print "OOPS! YOU MESSED UP! TRY AGAIN."
goto 3
end if
end if
end if


if ch=4 then
co=0
do
co=co+1
print "Searching for a random idiot..."co"%"
if co=100 then exit do
loop
2 print "Random idiot found. DELETE?"
print "1. YES"
print "2. NO"
input yn
if yn=1 then
print "RANDOM IDIOT SUCCESSFULLY DELETED!"
goto 1
end if
if yn=2 then
print "RANDOM IDIOT NOT DELETED..."
goto 1
end if
if yn<>1 then
if yn<>2 then
print "OOPS! YOU MESSED UP! TRY AGAIN."
goto 2
end if
end if
end if


if ch=5 then
print "THANKS FOR USING PHYSICAL DELETER! HAVE A NICE DAY!"
else
if ch<>5 then
if ch<>4 then
if ch<>3 then
if ch<>2 then
if ch<>1 then
print "YOU DID NOT SELECT ANYTHING..."
goto 1
end if
end if
end if
end if
end if
end if

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rem This is Physical Deleter. Instead of deleting computer files,
rem this program deletes real-life objects! Useful for getting rid
rem of people that annoy you, people that are out to get you, or
rem simply things that you don't like. Although you may choose to
rem delete yourself, it is not recommended, unless it is being
rem considered as an alternative to suicide.
rem But remember: with great power comes great responsibility.