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UT jokes; I don't understand them, do U?
Topic Started: Oct 22 2007, 03:23 PM (178 Views)
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Naughtiest Cub Even Mama Can't Handle!
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After seeing UT in London's Fashion Rock...

One Arab man said to another, "What's this 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?"
The other man said, "An Italian turban!"



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vhco
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One day, KOM was starved and said to a cow, “Milk!” The cow was eating grass and told KOM, “I eat grass and produce milk, why don’t u eat the grass instead!” KOM went to see UT and told her to eat the grass. Later UT became a grass-eating glamazon.
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I said God Damn! God Damn!
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Who is the cow???
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