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| UT jokes; I don't understand them, do U? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 22 2007, 03:23 PM (178 Views) | |
| vhco | Oct 22 2007, 03:23 PM Post #1 |
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Naughtiest Cub Even Mama Can't Handle!
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After seeing UT in London's Fashion Rock... One Arab man said to another, "What's this 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?" The other man said, "An Italian turban!" |
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| vhco | Oct 22 2007, 03:35 PM Post #2 |
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Naughtiest Cub Even Mama Can't Handle!
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One day, KOM was starved and said to a cow, “Milk!” The cow was eating grass and told KOM, “I eat grass and produce milk, why don’t u eat the grass instead!” KOM went to see UT and told her to eat the grass. Later UT became a grass-eating glamazon. |
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| 2kool | Oct 26 2007, 06:02 PM Post #3 |
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I said God Damn! God Damn!
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Who is the cow??? |
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