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Uma's "In Bloom"; new dramatic role!
Topic Started: Jun 9 2006, 03:16 AM (6,275 Views)
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In Bloom??? :rotfl :snappy


Meanwhile, according to recent reports, Thurman sparked speculation that she is dating director Quentin Tarantino, after the duo was spotted getting mushy at a Hollywood party.
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In Bloom??? :rotfl :snappy


Meanwhile, according to recent reports, Thurman sparked speculation that she is dating director Quentin Tarantino, after the duo was spotted getting mushy at a Hollywood party.

Q be the director of IB, just like Dr. Mom(Zermann) ordered.
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Aug 2 2006, 08:19 PM
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Aug 2 2006, 02:28 PM
In Bloom??? :rotfl  :snappy


Meanwhile, according to recent reports, Thurman sparked speculation that she is dating director Quentin Tarantino, after the duo was spotted getting mushy at a Hollywood party.

Q be the director of IB, just like Dr. Mom(Zermann) ordered.

if she is the doc, who is the patient?...T? :rotfl
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Aug 2 2006, 08:19 PM
2kool
Aug 2 2006, 02:28 PM
In Bloom??? :rotfl  :snappy


Meanwhile, according to recent reports, Thurman sparked speculation that she is dating director Quentin Tarantino, after the duo was spotted getting mushy at a Hollywood party.

Q be the director of IB, just like Dr. Mom(Zermann) ordered.

if she is the doc, who is the patient?...T? :rotfl

Every activity in Que Tarantimann's bedroom would serve Dr. Zermann well.
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Aug 2 2006, 09:02 PM
hmmm? where could she be?

why dont u act as a papparazi? :snappy
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Hi everyone,

sorry for dissapearing. Not much Uma news lately, but I am still here and still looking for Uma news. Here's an article about how she is staying in the picture I am glad this is a great part for her I don't really care about a stupid bar fight. I think she will be filiming her part in late August/September.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/artic...0arrest_1004323

http://www.wtnh.com/global/story.asp?s=5237480

:cheers
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glad you're back, EM :cheers
thank you for the links as always! :terrific
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Aug 2 2006, 04:05 AM
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Aug 1 2006, 12:25 PM
[size=9]CNN Breaking News[/size]

[size=7]Perelman died after groping Dr. Zermann[/size]

09/11/2006 - Russian-Jewish Director Vadimir Perelman died at the scene on set of IB.  Eyewitnesses’ counts – after Dr. Mauma Zermann who is the leading actress in the film entered the editing room, Vadimir tried to grope her GBs.  Dr. Zermann punched and kicked him out of the second story window.  After Vadimir landed on the concrete floor, Dr. Zermann jumped out of the window and landed on Vadimir’s motionless body.  Dr. Zermann’s sandals with 4” heels smashed Vadimir’s d* and at the same time penetrated his heart – one point heart exploding technique which is Dr. Zermann’s trademark since KB 1&2.  Mr. Perelman died instantly.

Dr. Zermann’s new boyfriend Que Tarantimann will replace Mr. Perelman as the director for IB.

“Awright!  Vadimir deserved the punishment because Mauma’s body has only been reserved for one and only one person since 1994.” said Mr. Tarantimann.

"Mr. Perelman never intended to harm Dr. Zermann during the sexual contact without consent," said his attorney, Andy Balaman.

The case would be continued in heaven.

Wow, vhco, you are quite creative! You must be very right-brained. :)

:thanku

Uma Thurmann has pledged her commitment to starring in new movie IN BLOOM following director VALDIMIR PERELMAN's arrest on sexual assault on her last month (JUL06). Valdimir Perelman, 42, stands accused of groping Thurmann at a SOHO nightclub in NYC on 22 July (06). But the PULP FICTION beauty's representative ROBERT GARLOCK tells PageSix.com, "Uma remains committed to the movie. She loves Valdimir and all the R-J people." Perelman faces a first-degree assault charge and two counts of third-degree sexual assault for groping Thurmann, or sexual contact without consent. He is due back in Tarantimann Superior Court on 16 October (06). Thurmann is signed up to play a woman haunted by her memories of a bloody sexual assault ended with Perelman's death.
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emilymoon
Aug 4 2006, 03:00 PM
Hi everyone,

sorry for dissapearing. Not much Uma news lately, but I am still here and still looking for Uma news. Here's an article about how she is staying in the picture I am glad this is a great part for her I don't really care about a stupid bar fight. I think she will be filiming her part in late August/September.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/artic...0arrest_1004323

http://www.wtnh.com/global/story.asp?s=5237480

:cheers

Thanks for the link and it's great that you're back.
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VP wants 2 be RP???
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Aug 4 2006, 10:00 AM
Hi everyone,

sorry for dissapearing. Not much Uma news lately, but I am still here and still looking for Uma news. Here's an article about how she is staying in the picture I am glad this is a great part for her I don't really care about a stupid bar fight. I think she will be filiming her part in late August/September.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/artic...0arrest_1004323

http://www.wtnh.com/global/story.asp?s=5237480

:cheers

Yay! Welcome back!! :terrific and thanks for the links :)
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A user on imdb......."House of Sand and Gropes"...LOL... :rotfl :rotfl
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And head of "House of Gropes and F*" IS... :rotfl
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QT directs "Grope House".

Quentin Tarantino Court:

Chief Justice - Que
Associate Justice - Mauna
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