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Uma candids; two sets out in nyc
Topic Started: May 25 2005, 01:59 AM (64,154 Views)
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apparently this was submitted to gawker...April 20th


Last evening, as I was walking to the opera, who should I happen upon but Miss Uma Thurman. It was on the corner of 6th Street and Avenue B, and she was in the throes of performing oral sex on a Golden Retriever. She could be heard screaming “I very much enjoy doing this sort of this. I have engaged in this type of activity since I was very young.”


hahhhahhhahah!! !lol..hilarious description..

new man=golden retriever...lol...haahha :rotfl
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ok..sighting no. 1 24th april, 8pm

Uma Thurman last night @ "The Year of Magical Thinking" at the Booth Theatre on W 45th looking surprisingly tan and with a younger, non-famous male companion with bad hair. She seemed happy and laid-back and looked as pretty as one would expect, with little makeup and casual clothes.


ok..sighting no. 2...24th April, 11pm

Uma was stunning and a bit tipsy smooching on a guy I didn't recognize.
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Here:
http://gawker.com/stalker/
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non-famous?? yeah non-famous only until the new pics come out... :rotfl
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Apr 25 2007, 08:47 PM
apparently this was submitted to gawker...April 20th


Last evening, as I was walking to the opera, who should I happen upon but Miss Uma Thurman.  It was on the corner of 6th Street and Avenue B, and she was in the throes of performing oral sex on a Golden Retriever.  She could be heard screaming “I very much enjoy doing this sort of this.  I have engaged in this type of activity since I was very young.”


hahhhahhhahah!! !lol..hilarious description..

new man=golden retriever...lol...haahha :rotfl

Ok, I have a sense of humor, but I still want to smack this person. Andre probably submitted this for pete's sake.
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Apr 26 2007, 02:05 AM
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Apr 25 2007, 08:47 PM
apparently this was submitted to gawker...April 20th


Last evening, as I was walking to the opera, who should I happen upon but Miss Uma Thurman.  It was on the corner of 6th Street and Avenue B, and she was in the throes of performing oral sex on a Golden Retriever.  She could be heard screaming “I very much enjoy doing this sort of this.  I have engaged in this type of activity since I was very young.”


hahhhahhhahah!! !lol..hilarious description..

new man=golden retriever...lol...haahha :rotfl

Ok, I have a sense of humor, but I still want to smack this person. Andre probably submitted this for pete's sake.

yeah I guess so......this is 2 much....
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I wonder who this guy is though? I hope he's not some sleazy artist bullshitter type. Or rich kid type. Dammit I need pictures!!
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Emily might have something more to say on this than I do, but from what I've noticed she seems to pick people she thinks she can learn something from. To me, this might just be a sign of having a 182 iq and thirsting for new experiences...i'd assume one would get rather bored being that damn smart. It might also be a sign of looking for something in others that you need to get from yourself. Then again, what do I know.
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Apr 26 2007, 02:23 AM
Emily might have something more to say on this than I do, but from what I've noticed she seems to pick people she thinks she can learn something from.

maybe thats true if the guy was an artist, but what could she possibly learn from andre balazs?
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Apr 25 2007, 09:34 PM
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Emily might have something more to say on this than I do, but from what I've noticed she seems to pick people she thinks she can learn something from.

maybe thats true if the guy was an artist, but what could she possibly learn from andre balazs?

Maybe she was bored and didn't know much about real estate and/or hotels. Or maybe he was nice at the right time. Also I don't think artists can necessarily teach, I think their gift is probably pretty intuitive.
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I can be nice!!!!!

PS- hey woc, I am leaving til about 9pm. Will see you soon!
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KOM, you stinker! I will try to stay up.
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Apr 26 2007, 02:44 AM
I can be nice!!!!!

hahhahahahhah!!!! lol....yeah and vic..u both are nice!! :rotfl
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Yeah...but he is not around much lately, and MA needs someone reliable. :crazy
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omg! lol...where's vic????
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