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Uma candids; two sets out in nyc
Topic Started: May 25 2005, 01:59 AM (64,161 Views)
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The news title was "Uma to Get Hitched?"

My guess is "Uma Thurman, MD to Get Hatched".
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Did you guys see the little clip on the latest Family Guy about her? Peter says something to the effect of "I haven't been this struck by a woman's beauty since I was Uma Thurman's eye wrangler on Pulp Fiction." Then it shows the diner clip where she's saying to John Travolta "you can ask me what you were gonna ask me, but it might be my natural reaction to get offended" etc. and the whole time her eyes are slowly moving further and further apart. Then Peter's like "hold on!", goes in and pushes her eyes back together, then says "ok!". I actually think for seth mcfarlane it was a compliment. I think the clip is on youtube somewhere.

Also I noticed recently there are a couple of new commercials on the virgin media site, one called Date Uma and another called Hyper Uma...they may have been there for ages though.
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I need to see the Virgin ads. Link?
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http://allyours.virginmedia.com/whychooseus/

click skip intro, then "our new tv ads" near the bottom middle.

The newer ads are the last two listed.
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Okay, I see "Pause Uma," "Phone Uma," "Date Uma." But where is Fuck Uma?
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KingOfMilwaukee
Mar 21 2007, 10:42 PM
Okay, I see "Pause Uma," "Phone Uma," "Date Uma." But where is Fuck Uma?

It's right after "Bring Uma Flowers" "Tell Uma Your Feelings" "Go Shopping With Uma" and right before "Share Uma's Toothbrush" and "Meet Uma's Parents" :lol: Wait, I think that's probably something only you could access KOM.
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Haha! I think it also comes after "Make $1million a year" and then "Give Uma All Your Money."
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Noooo no no! She'd have no interest in your money. I think you just have to be really talented/creative and slightly weird to strike her interest. And good looking doesn't hurt.
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Well, let's see...

1. Really Talented....Nope
2. Creative.....Nope
3. Slightly Weird...Yep
4. Good Looking...Nope

Is 1 out of 4 good enough? :P
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I know for sure you have at least two if not three of the four....the only one i'm not sure of is the weird. :thinking1 This coming from a weirdo, and they say it takes one to know one...I'd say you're clear.
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I have 8,000 posts on an Uma website, 14,000 on a Bruce Springsteen website, 3,000 on a wine website. I am 40 and never married.

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But I am okay with that because I am pretty happy overall. :five

Thanks for the compliments though! :bighug
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I am 30. I am female. I have a comic book collection. I watch UFC and The Smurfs. Don't even talk to me about weird. I don't fit in with anyone other than my son, literally, and I think that's just because he's too young to have learned that I might be anything other than cool.

Don't be down. I really meant the compliments! :bighug
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Thanks hun! I appreciate it.

So...comics eh? Hmmm.

Is this a good time to let you know I have hung out with Todd McFarlane at his house on many occasions?
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Oh no you didn't.

:shocked :Faint
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Yep!

An ex of mine worked for him. I was at his place to watch the rough cut of the movie Spawn. Also hung with him at his place in Arizona. Went to his studio once or twice. I also have about 3-4 comics he did that he never released. I wonder how much those might go for? Hmmm. Wonder where I put those?
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