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Uma candids; two sets out in nyc
Topic Started: May 25 2005, 01:59 AM (64,175 Views)
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What do you all think of this?

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php...man-of-the-day/

I am - Uma Thurman is a Fucking Man of the Day

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I was told that I turn people off because of my perversion. I was told that I am boring, repetitive and my sexually charged comments are getting old and tired like your dick from all the jerking off. Wouldn’t it be nice to slide it into something soft and moist. This all started when I told one girl on my IM that I jerked off thinking about her but couldn’t cum and that she’d need to send me some pics to redeem herself. What I didn’t tell these girls is that I don’t jerk off because I can’t get hard, I was just pretending I jerked off to her and she couldn’t make me cum. I don’t think that’s perverted, perverted would have been if I hid in her bathroom closet and watched her take a shit. I don’t think I am boring and repetitive, I think making someone feel uncomfortable by telling them that I jerk off thinking of them is next level creepy comedy. It’s something I like to call my own. What is boring a repetitive and does make me feel uncomfortable are these pictures of Uma Thurman, she’s got more penis than me, which isn’t saying much other than long hair doesn’t make a woman and it is probably saying something a lot about his husband.

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4 Responses to “I am - Uma Thurman is a Fucking Man of the Day”
Bostick Says:

August 30th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Hasnt everyone hid in a closet and watched a girl take a shit before?

Ricardo Says:

August 30th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
I’m still pissed that she didn’t get her ass handed to her by Lucy Liu in Kill Bill. Fat cow whore.

blah Says:

August 30th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Lucy Liu looks like a fucking mongoloide! Uma kicks ass. eat me.

the crutch Says:

August 30th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
i’d like to have seen her in “Fox Force Five”
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sorry but posting the comments was unnecessary love the pics though
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what the f*ck is this?
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vhco
Aug 30 2006, 07:19 PM
What do you all think of this?

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php...man-of-the-day/

I am - Uma Thurman is a Fucking Man of the Day

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I was told that I turn people off because of my perversion. I was told that I am boring, repetitive and my sexually charged comments are getting old and tired like your dick from all the jerking off. Wouldn’t it be nice to slide it into something soft and moist. This all started when I told one girl on my IM that I jerked off thinking about her but couldn’t cum and that she’d need to send me some pics to redeem herself. What I didn’t tell these girls is that I don’t jerk off because I can’t get hard, I was just pretending I jerked off to her and she couldn’t make me cum. I don’t think that’s perverted, perverted would have been if I hid in her bathroom closet and watched her take a shit. I don’t think I am boring and repetitive, I think making someone feel uncomfortable by telling them that I jerk off thinking of them is next level creepy comedy. It’s something I like to call my own. What is boring a repetitive and does make me feel uncomfortable are these pictures of Uma Thurman, she’s got more penis than me, which isn’t saying much other than long hair doesn’t make a woman and it is probably saying something a lot about his husband.

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4 Responses to “I am - Uma Thurman is a Fucking Man of the Day”
Bostick Says:

August 30th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Hasnt everyone hid in a closet and watched a girl take a shit before?

Ricardo Says:

August 30th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
I’m still pissed that she didn’t get her ass handed to her by Lucy Liu in Kill Bill. Fat cow whore.

blah Says:

August 30th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Lucy Liu looks like a fucking mongoloide! Uma kicks ass. eat me.

the crutch Says:

August 30th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
i’d like to have seen her in “Fox Force Five”

Wow, and I feel bad sometimes because I think I'm too negative...these people take the cake. Seriously, who are these assholes? What a boring "blogger". I could make several basic sexual remarks peppered with a few salacious words and still be utterly uninteresting too...I lost the delusion that words like "dick" and "jerk-off" have any emotional charge round about junior high. Sheesh. Now I feel icky for even having addressed that.

Anyway, I love these pics. She looks awesome, even when just being casual in torn jeans. I think the hair looks fantastic, even tussled. And you guys are spot on, first thing I thought, too, was wow she looks young! I never noticed how small/skinny Andre's legs were before though, lol. In the one where he's sitting on the bench they look positively tiny.
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I am sorry I dont think she looks awesome in these pics..LOL....sorry 2 be a villain... :rotfl :snappy

I like the jeans tho
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Aug 30 2006, 09:28 PM
I am sorry I dont think she looks awesome in these pics..LOL....sorry 2 be a villain... :rotfl  :snappy

I like the jeans tho

Well I must admit I'd probably think she looked awesome in a potato sack, even if she was bald, fat, and smelly. :rotfl Maybe I'm not totally objective. But I do think she looks really good.

BTW: I hope I didn't just give vhco a modding idea lol
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Aug 31 2006, 02:35 AM
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Aug 30 2006, 09:28 PM
I am sorry I dont think she looks awesome in these pics..LOL....sorry 2 be a villain... :rotfl  :snappy

I like the jeans tho

Well I must admit I'd probably think she looked awesome in a potato sack, even if she was bald, fat, and smelly. :rotfl Maybe I'm not totally objective. But I do think she looks really good.

yeah I mean there is a difference between 'good' and 'awesome'..LOL..I mean one of degree...damn she would always look good..if u know what I mean....that was just my opinion on these pics...but hey I may well be wrong....


ps the pic in my sig..I consider that an awesome ..stunning pic! :cheers
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Yeah, sorry, I tend to use a superlative every time when describing her lol. I mean I'm sure she could look more glamorous, no doubt, but I think her candids are my faves. I always seem to like the ones where she seems more "normal" and less made up.
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Aug 31 2006, 02:43 AM
Yeah, sorry, I tend to use a superlative every time when describing her lol. I mean I'm sure she could look more glamorous, no doubt, but I think her candids are my faves. I always seem to like the ones where she seems more "normal" and less made up.

no no no..I was just nplaying around woc..use as many superlatives as u want! :cheers
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2kool
Aug 30 2006, 09:38 PM
ps the pic in my sig..I consider that an awesome ..stunning pic! :cheers

Most definitely! :cheers I might be the only one here who thinks this, but I have seen pics of her when she was very pregnant with Maya, and had darker hair, and to me they are so natural and pretty, some of my faves. That reminds me, I had thought about starting a "what is your fave pic of Ma" thread a while back but never checked to see if it already existed.

Oh, and for the record, 2kool, don't "play around" with me, I'm humorless. :ph43r: :rotfl
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Aug 31 2006, 02:43 AM
I mean I'm sure she could look more glamorous, no doubt, but I think her candids are my faves. I always seem to like the ones where she seems more "normal" and less made up.

Don't worry Woc you're not alone I also prefer pictures of Uma where she's less made up but it's not that I don't like her more glamorous photos. In my opinion she's one of the very few actresses who still looks good even without a pound of make-up on her face.
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Aug 31 2006, 07:11 AM
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I mean I'm sure she could look more glamorous, no doubt, but I think her candids are my faves. I always seem to like the ones where she seems more "normal" and less made up.

Don't worry Woc you're not alone I also prefer pictures of Uma where she's less made up but it's not that I don't like her more glamorous photos. In my opinion she's one of the very few actresses who still looks good even without a pound of make-up on her face.

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She admits not wearing make up in casual clothes. And there she is, and looks so young and great. Maybe not amazing as said above, but she looks great in casual clothes.
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Aug 30 2006, 06:50 PM
So what are your notions about the REAL Uma Jamie??? LMK ur conclusions..

hey 2kool.
I think in casual clothes and no makeup, you see the real Uma, and in a way, one can say that you also get to see her as her and not as an actress doing her acting job as in films. And when i see casual pictures of her (and i dont know if anyone else feels like this) but i feel closer to her because its her doing her natural daily excersies like going for coffees, or eating out with bampot AB!! haha. It ,in a way, creates this instant relationship with her; it makes you feel closer to her!
Whereas with her on the red carpet, or interviews, she has studied intensly, everything that will be said, and how she will act and react to things and this leads us back to her Acting, and not seeing her as a person, but as an icon, an untouchable...

This is the way i feel when seeing her casual pictures. Anyone else feel similar?


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pic section updated w/ 13,841 pics.
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pic section updated w/ 13,841 pics.
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