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| The Phantom of the Opera; Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap.... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 3 2005, 03:04 PM (1,210 Views) | |
| afterglow | Mar 6 2005, 05:37 AM Post #136 |
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I said God Damn! God Damn!
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omg.. i just DLed something called 'the phantom of the opera' and i got this other version of it. Il Fantasma dell'opera. and i couldn't even watch it to the end. it has to be one of the most awful films ever. EVER! imagine - the phantom was a pervy-looking stalker, he didn't have a mask (nothing was wrong with his face) but he had really gross long hair. at the beginning the phantom (as a child) was put into a basket and a river took it to the catacombs of the opera house. there the baby could have been killed on the sharp rocks, but then some rats pulled the basket ashore and raised him. then some years later he saw christine on the stage singing and hopping around in a very see-through white nightdress. he met her and promised to contact her. he did once, drooled over her womanly scent adn stole her scarf. in the mean time he used some witchcraft to put the hand of a man who was killing rats in the opera-house into a rat trap. and of course then the rats came and ate his hand a bit. and yadayadayada. by that time i was very bored and since the music wasn't ALW's, i decided to watch the end at least - maybe that was good. little did i know. now i was seeing the part when christine wakes up in the phantom's lair. she was probably raped. but the phantom wasn't around so she went to look for him. oh yes, and when she peeked through a curtain she saw the oh-so-scary-and-powerful phantom of the opera touching himself with the help of some rats!!!! this scene should at least show how f-ed up this film was.. christine escaped even though the rats kept biting her toes, and met raoul. and this is where i stopped watching this crap. maybe the end was more entertaining. in conclusion - this was a very very sick film. it's amazing how this was even based on the original novel. watch this movie when you want to see something very violating....
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| bride | Mar 6 2005, 05:55 AM Post #137 |
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this gave me a really bad mental image :lol: |
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| KingOfMilwaukee | Mar 6 2005, 06:02 AM Post #138 |
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Hanzo Cub
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I wonder how long it will be until they make a porn based on Phantom. Possible names might be.... Phantom of the Vulva Phallic of the Opera |
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| afterglow | Mar 6 2005, 10:08 AM Post #139 |
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I said God Damn! God Damn!
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ya-huh!! and i actually saw it. well not actaully actually, they stopped the scene when he was putting a rat into his pants!
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| KarunaDreamer | Mar 6 2005, 11:42 AM Post #140 |
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gross. lol. |
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| EMTQueen | Mar 6 2005, 02:48 PM Post #141 |
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Never trust a monkey.
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Ewwwww.... |
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| KarunaDreamer | May 3 2005, 12:05 PM Post #142 |
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Queen, it comes out on DVD today. Are you going to buy it? I can't, cause I'm probably getting it on Sunday from someone for my b-day. |
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| EMTQueen | May 3 2005, 01:22 PM Post #143 |
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Never trust a monkey.
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Well, I'm going to buy it for my sister b/c her birthday is on the 19th. I'll probably wait until Blockbuster gets it on pre-viewed to buy it for myself. |
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