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The Crazy Days Of Tk; By::Larxene&Truus>last Update:4/22
Topic Started: Apr 15 2005, 06:44 PM (508 Views)
Larxene
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Hey people! I figured I would put up the first chapter of this before I left for spring break, that way Truus could put up the second chapter. Both Truus and I wrote this, and we'll only put up the chapters we wrote ourselves. So, here is chapter 1, written by me:


Chapter 1



"Okay, Truus, this is the moment." Larxene smiled evilly. Her hand was on a huge switch that was labeled ‘Granddaddy of all Switches’. "All of TK is about to go on camera. WE get to try to make them do stupid things. Are you ready?"

"DUH! Now hit the switch, hit the switch, hit the switch!" Truus responded, jumping up and down. Larxene hit the switch and a ton of lights went on at once. Colors spun, and Truus and Larxene turned to face the camera.

"Good day World! Welcome to…. The Crazy Days of TK, the gameshow where one or the other-" Larxene started.

"Of us, of course." Truus piped in.

Larxene glared. "Either me or my lovely co-host here go out onto the Planet TK and try to catch members doing stupid things- on camera!"

"And I Guarantee I will catch someone picking their nose before the end!" Truus shouted, jumping on Larxene and sending her flying into the control panel. All the lights went off, including the huge sign that said ‘Super-Secret Truus and Larxene Hideout’.

"What the heck, Truus?!" Larxene shouted, flame coming out of her ears. Truus used the light from the fire to find the granddaddy switch. All the lights came back on, only this time, the sign said ‘I love sugar! Sugar Forever!’

"TRUUS!"

"What?"

"Grrr…. What do you think?"

"It’s not my fault!"

"Yes it is, you sugar-happy freak!"

"Oh REALLY, miss take-all-the-fun-out-of-everything?"

"YES, REALLY!"

Random audience members popped out of the wall.

"Van you guys get ON with the show?"

Larxene glared at Truus. "She started it!"

"DID NOT!"

"DID TOO!"

"SHUTUP!"

"MAKE ME!"

"GET ON WITH THE SHOW!" The audience shouted.

"FINE! Truus, get your sugar-high freakish BUTT out there!"

Truus glared. "Why me?"

"Because, my lovely little peach plum, YOU’RE writing the next chapter."

"Good point."

"Get out there!"

"Will do." Truus said, throwing a bag of sugar at Larxene. "No hard feelings, ‘kay?" She added as she walked out.



Larxene got teary-eyed. "I love that kid…"

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okay, this is kind of confusing, so here’s an outline:

Everyone on planet TK is on a game show called The Crazy Days of TK. There is a ton of hidden cameras all over, and we either a) get TK members to do things we want them to do, or B) catch them doing things they are doing that are stupid and/or embarrassing. Kind of stupid and pointless, but funny. ^.^

Truus will probobly put up the next chapter soon ,but just to give you a preview:

Chapter 2:
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“I’LL KILL THEM!! I’LL KILL ‘EM ALL!! I’LL TAKE A KNIFE, CUT THEIR HEADS OFF AND BAKE THEM IN BUTTER!! THEN I’LL SERVE THEM FOR LUNCH!! YES, I WILL!!” she started laughing madly and Truus gulped.

‘Okaaaay... Try to keep quiet now, if she catches you, you’re dead meat. I’LL BE LUNCH?!’ she cried in her head. ‘Must... Get... Out... Of... Here...!”

“MUHAHAHAH!! THOSE STUPID THIEFS!! THINK THEY’RE SO SMART AND HANDSOME, THINK THEY’RE SOOO GOOD! BUT I’LL KILL ‘EM!! KILL ALL OF THEM!! I’LL—“

“TRUUS! Get a better shot of her, we can’t see her face!” Larxene yelled through the small microphone that Truus carried with her. Unfortunantly, she yelled a teensy bit too loud. Okay... Maybe not a teensy bit, but WAAAAAY too loud.



Okay, well, reviewness!
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Punk
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I think this shall be good. I hope I get caught!
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Sinia
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This is gonna be funny XD I can see it now... XD
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xD Fun! I'm looking forward to the next chapter :3
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Okies! ^o^ Here's chapter 2!



Chapter 2


“Awie…” Truus sobbed as she crawled out of her rocket that crashed down on the planet of Ty Kamara. Hey, nobody ever said that good television was easy to make!

With that in mind, Truus jumped up, full of confidence. This couldn’t all be that bad... Right...?

‘Okay...’ The girl thought. ‘Now I need to find someone doing something strange, or else Larxene will ban me from my favourite snack when I get back. And a week without sugar already sounds barbaric!’

She sobbed slightly and then sulked off, carrying her small camera with her.

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Back in the studio, Larxene was calming down the audience, who were all getting mad at her for not showing some footage already.

“Sorry, there’s nothing yet, but we’re working on it!” she tried, only getting a bunch of rotten tomatoes getting thrown at her.

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Meanwhile, Truus had stumbled across something intresting. A Ty Kamarian girl talking to herself!

CRL sighed and looked at the sky. “And sometimes I feel so misunderstood. I mean, what’s wrong about being so mad bishies?”

Truus took her camera and started filming.

“They’re nice, good-looking, handsome, sexy and each time you see them, you just feel like pinching their butts...” the girl continued, “Sometimes, when people DO understand, all they want is to steal my precious bishies away. The thiefs! I can’t stand them! I HATE them!!” she ended yelling and shook her fists.

“I’LL KILL THEM!! I’LL KILL ‘EM ALL!! I’LL TAKE A KNIFE, CUT THEIR HEADS OFF AND BAKE THEM IN BUTTER!! THEN I’LL SERVE THEM FOR LUNCH!! YES, I WILL!!” she started laughing madly and Truus gulped.

‘Okaaaay... Try to keep quiet now, if she catches you, you’re dead meat. I’LL BE LUNCH?!’ she cried in her head. ‘Must... Get... Out... Of... Here...!”

“MUHAHAHAH!! THOSE STUPID THIEFS!! THINK THEY’RE SO SMART AND HANDSOME, THINK THEY’RE SOOO GOOD! BUT I’LL KILL ‘EM!! KILL ALL OF THEM!! I’LL—“

“TRUUS! Get a better shot of her, we can’t see her face!” Larxene yelled through the small microphone that Truus carried with her. Unfortunantly, she yelled a teensy bit too loud. Okay... Maybe not a teensy bit, but WAAAAAY too loud.

The Sugar-High girl gulped and looked at the bishie-addict with eyes wide as dinner plates. CRL stared, with a surprised look on her face. “You... Heard me?”

Back in the studio, Larxene blinked at the situation. ‘Oops... I think I just got Truus in trouble.”

Truus slowly nodded. ‘Okay, as long as she doesn’t notice the camera, and the fact that I’ve been filming her all along...’

“...what’s that camera doing over there?”

Uh-Oh. NOT GOOD.

“...nothing special...”

CRL’s eye twitched. “You... have everything I said there on tape?”

“No, actually! She just filmed it, and it was live on broadcast!” Larxene’s voice yelled via the small microphone.

CRL’s eye twitched again, harder this time. “Live...?”

Truus gulped and feared for her life.

Larxene slapped her forehead and thought: ‘I think I just got Truus in even deeper trouble.”

The audience, however, seemed to like everything, - that was still being filmed, by the way! – and didn’t complain this time.

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Preview for chapter 3!

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"Honestally, I don’t know HOW these people will live without me, I’m the best thing that ever happened to this place." She continued. "I should just quit now, make my life-"

"Problem?" A person- The Evil witch Reiven, to be exact- stepped out of the shadows.

"Yeah, do you have that STUPID potion ready so I can take over the planet yet?"


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nessi
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Funny.^^ Update soon.
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Hehe! Tish very funny! I love it. Update soon!
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*cackles insanely* Oh this is gonna be so good!! Made by two of TK's best authoresses, x3 this one is a must!!

I luff that part of Lonnie =D So classic! xD

Update soon, huns!! x3 *starts bouncing around the room*
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Sinia
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-hits floor laughing her arss off- Dudettes! That was too funny! Lonnie, is gonna love this! XD
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Lmao that's amazing you two ^^, can't wait for more ^_~.
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XD Yes! Did you hear that everyone?! Myyyyy bishies! Don't touch them or I'll kill you! *eyes and pokes everyone suspiciously*

But seriously, I think I'm going to like this a lot! ^^ I like it a lot already! Update soon!
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*Pokes Truusy and Larxene* I never knew CRL was ebil.... *timid voice*

Anyway, great work, both of you. It's very, very funny, at least up to this point. Update. *pokes knife at Truus* Don't forget your other fic ^^ *anjelic smile*
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Otay, here's chapter 3:

Chapter 3

"Oh, my god!" Larxene squealed. "Hang on, Truus!"

Truus ran away from CRL, who was beginning to catch up to her.

"I WILL KILL YOU AND THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO STEAL MY BISHIES!!!"

"Hold on, Truus!" Larxene yelled, flying above in a pink plane with the words ‘Truus’s sugar rescue’ painted in big, spiky black letters.

Truus stopped for a second. "Um…GD? How did you get that plane?"

"I found it while going through stuff to make the hideout with. I painted on-" Truus got tackled by CRL at that moment, and Larxene was forced to do a nose-dive down and crash into the ground, somehow managing to live. Who knows if that giant bowl of chocolate pudding had anything to do with it…

"CRL! Get off of her!" Larxene cried.

VERY fatal mistake.

CRL ran at Larxene, ready to headbutt her. GD sidestepped and managed to get CRL into the bowl of chocolate pudding.

"I WILL BE BACK TO CLAIM MY BISHIES!" she cried before dissapearing under the wave of chocolate.

"TRUUS! TRUUS, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?"

No motion showed from the (maybe) lifeless Truus, who lay sprawled on the ground.

Then, for some very strange reason, a chocolate shop popped up out of nowhere. GD got a sudden idea.

"You! Chocolate shop dude! Give me a chocolate bar, ASAP!"

"Coming right up, Larxene."

The chocolate bar flew out the window, and GD caught a glimpse of the owner’s face. It looked remarkably like CRL, but somewhat dirtier…

Larxene shoved the chocolate into Truus’s mouth.

"I’m ALIVE!" Truus shouted, then handed the camera over to GD. "You’re turn."

"Fine, go and keep hold of the audience." GD responded, then went out into the deep, dark trenches of TK.

"OH! What do we have here?" she exclaimed, looking at a gap between two buildings that seemed to just have popped up out of nowhere.

It was none other than the Admin of admins, the president of TK, and five-time winner of ‘most trips to the psyciatric ward’, Admin Elisa.

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Truus was trying hard to calm down the audience, who was yelling about two things: CRL and Elisa.

"CRL was REAL entertainment! Bring her back!"

"Elisa is NOT psycotic!"

"People, people, CALM DOWN!" Truus shouted, getting hit in the face with a tomato.

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"I can’t BELIVE I didn’t get put on the ballot! How could they do that to me? The IDIOTS! I do MORE for this planet than ANYONE ELSE. Shows appreciation now, doesn’t it? And stealing MY Evan. For crying out loud, leave my Evan ALONE!"

"Oh, and Larxene moves in on her prey by hitting the ‘zoom’ button." Larxen said, hitting the ‘zoom’ button. Elisa continued pacing, this time scratching her head.

"Honestally, I don’t know HOW these people will live without me, I’m the best thing that ever happened to this place." She continued. "I should just quit now, make my life-"

"Problem, Elisa?" A person- The Evil witch Reiven, to be exact- stepped out of the shodows.

"Yeah, do you have that STUPID potion ready so I can take over the planet yet?"

"Indeed I do." Reiven replied, picking her nose. "Of course, it WILL cost you.."

"Half the planet sound good?"

"Yeperoos."

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"She’s going to take over the planet!" Gd screeched at Truus, running into the hideout.

"I know."

"SO what are we gonna do?"

"Let her, of course. We can use that video to blackmail her, then ask for a quarter of the planet. If she refuses, we show that tape to the world. MUHHAHAHAHA!"

"Truus?"

"Yo?"


"How long since you last had chocolate?"

"Two hours."

"That explains it."
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Hehehehe...

No preview of chapter four, Truus hasn't sent it to me yet.....
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Larxene,Apr 20 2005
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"Problem, Elisa?" A person- The Evil witch Reiven, to be exact- stepped out of the shodows.

>D Right you are! [cackles] Evil Witch ... that I am.

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"Indeed I do." Reiven replied, picking her nose. "Of course, it WILL cost you.."


<< >> << Truus! Have you been spying on me ... again?!


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*pokes Reiven*
Actually, that would be me who's spying on you....
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