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The Miss Ty Kamara Election; Chapter 4 is up!
Topic Started: Sep 5 2004, 10:27 AM (3,096 Views)
Mizuka
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Awesome chapter! ^^ Update soon or else ... *threatens with socks*.
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Great chapter, like usual ^^. The whole "sister" thing was hilarious hehe.
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Shanni-chan
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*Dies from laughing so hard*

Truus you are my hero. X3!
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Umi-chii
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OMG!!!! O____O I miss three freaking chapters with my dear *tackleglomps* Shaddy-pooh? o.O OMG!! >__< *glomps Truusy*

Honey, thats another classic *.* (<- *is obsessed with the word 'classic')

I luff 'em all!! I luff them 'all!! AYI! >_< My mom was looking at me weirdly for laughing out loud while holding Blankie with me! xD Poor Evan... Got whacked unconscious by the others! xD


UpdateupdateupdateUpdate!! ^-^ *keeps bouncing around the house with her kitty tail high up wagging*
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What?! Who impersonated as Neia and Asuki?! xDD Poor Evan-chan getting beaten up by the other old women. I just love the way you write Andy, by the way. So funny!

Update soon, ya' hear?!
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Great new Chapter Truus-chan! ^^ The judges are sooooo funny!
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Thank you for the lovely comments! ^-^ Here’s chapter five, for your entertainment! And never forgot, it’s just all for fun. XD






Act 5: What the…?

Previously in… The Miss Ty Kamara Election!

“Ladies and gentelemen!” Shiroi started, trying to get everyone’s attention again. “Now, I will introduce the last two participants! But don’t forget, the last is not the least! Here are, Neia and Asuki!”

Shiroi stretched out her arm in the direction of the entrance of the stage, where everyone got on. On the other side, where everyone had to get off, the participants who had already been introduced waited patiently.

The crowd applaused. And applaused… And applaused… But… No one showed up?

The presentator blinked, and coughed, then repeating what she had said before. “Here are, Neia and Asuki!” The crowd applaused yet again, even though nobody knew why the last participants wouldn’t show up.

Finally, two persons started walking on stage.

Shiroi’s eyes widened as she took a look at the two girls. One thought flashed through her mind: “These two aren’t Neia and Asuki…”


And now… Who are these two persons, if they’re not Neia and Asuki? And what exactly did happen to those two? Will the judges survive another chapter? Will I stop asking these stupid questions already? Find out, in this exciting, shocking and mind-exploding chapter of… The Nightmare Before Ty Kamara!!

Dun-dun-dun!

...Oh, my bad. Wrong fic.

I meant: The Miss Ty Kamara Election!

Dun-dun-dun!

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Shiroi stared wide-eyed at the two persons walking on stage. The audience followed everything closely, some even afraid to blink their eyes because they might miss something out.

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In the judges room…

“Miss Something!” Kira pointed to the previous paragraph.

You’re not supposed to interrupt me, the narrator!

“Oh, sorry…”

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Anyway… Where were we? Right. Audience afraid to blink. The other participants held their breath as they looked to the stage, where the two persons now stood, both of them grinning evilly. Shiroi was just about to ask something, when one of them spoke up…

“Greetings!” One of the two girls said loudly. “I am… Truus! But you must all call me, Queen Truus!” she smirked.

“And I am Ethe!” the other girl grinned “Princess Ethe!” she ended her introduction.

Mad laughter.

An anime sweatdrop appeared on Shiroi’s head, just as like with the entire audience. Not to mention the other participants. “Ahem,” Shiroi coughed, thinking that these two girls couldn’t possibly be serious. “look-“

“HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT QUEEN TRUUS?!?” The girl named Ethe snapped at Shiroi, shooting her the deadliest glare that the presentator had ever seen.

“…eep.” she stared in shock.

Truus rolled her eyes and went through her hair with her hand in a very snobbish way. “Thank you, Ethe.” She snorted. “Seems like that peasant does not know yet how to behave in front of a queen.”

The smaller girl nodded and glared some more at Shiroi, who was still looking terrified.

“Very well then,” the person who claimed to be a queen started, “I am here to win this little contest, and I –shall- win it, indeed, because I am simply everything a Miss Ty Tarara must be.”

“Kamara.” her friend whispered.

“Uhh… Right! That’s what I said!” she huffed. “Anyways, I’ll win, because me and Princess Ethe are legal participants of this contest.” She grinned before continuing. “Our friends Neia and Asuki wanted to leave the contest, just a few minutes ago, and asked us to replace them.”

All the other participants gasped, not believing the news.

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“Okay.” EvaN, -who had regained conciousness a while ago-, blinked. “So far, in this contest, there has been an attempt to make the judges starve, a presentator killing off someone in the audience, someone fainting on stage, horrible Ketchup jokes, a speech that made everyone fall asleep and now there are two lunatics that claim to have royal blood?”

He stopped talking and thought about it all. “Now I’ve seen everything.”

AndY frowned and looked to the televsion, and then to the ceiling. He looked to the television again, and then the ceiling. Television, ceiling. Television, ceiling.

Kira opened his mouth to ask ‘What are you doing?’ but Shadow was faster: “What the hell are you doing?”

“Thinking…”

They all started laughing, except for AndY, and DragonBoy, who still sat traumatized in front of the television repeating “…sister…” all over again.

“…what?” AndY glared.

“I’m sorry,” Vegitto said, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. “We thought you said you that you were thinking.”

“I did say that.”

“…”

All of the other judges looked at each other, and then continued laughing madly. AndY rolled his eyes. “How funny. Ha-ha.”

After ten minutes of laughing, EvaN tried to hold back his laughter, and managed to say: “But no, seriously. It seems that everything that can go wrong in the contest, is indeed going wrong.”

“That’s what I was thinking about.” AndY shrugged. “Ah well, look at it from the bright side, things can’t get any—“

“Nooo! Be quiet!” Vegitto yelled after he threw the nearest object next to him aginst AndY’s head. And that object, happened to be Reiven’s shoe again. How that got there, we might never know. “Don’t you know? If you say something like that, everything will always get worse!”

AndY rubbed his poor head and nodded slighty, even though what Vegitto said made no sense at all. If things can’t get any worse, they do get worse. That’s not logical…

Everyone shut up when suddenly they heard a thunder strike.

And then… Grey clouds started to come together above the judge’s head, and it started raining. Followed by thunder. And lightening. Lotsa lightening. Yep, even Mother Nature has her random moods.

All of them were tempted to run around like a bunch of headless chickens again, but luckily they thought before they acted so they all hid under the table. DragonBoy was left in front of the television. “…sister…”

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Meanwhile, on stage. After Truus and Ethe had introduced themselves, they started to talk how bad the other participants were, and how they were born to be winners.

Shiroi had gotten Rubellite to talk to them.

“That why me, and my trusty side-kick Ethe are--“

“Excuse me…” the organizer got their attention, before Truus could finish her sentence.

“WHAAAT?! HAVE YOU LEARNED, LIKE, NOTHING?! STOP INTERUPTING, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE—“

“WHAT?!!” Rubellite glared at the smaller girl, while she clenched his fists in anger. “You’re calling me little? Have you even looked at yourself! Geez! I’m taller than you’ll ever be!”

“Oh, yeah, and I’ve got a question for you! The last time you wore a yellow shirt, did people call the zoo to report an escaped giraffe? I mean, with a neck like yours!”

The audience “Oooh!”-ed as the discussion sparked their intrest.

“Why you-!!” Rubellite’s eye twitched. The nerve of that little…! “And look at you, what happened to the other six dwarfs?”

The audience “Ooooh!”-ed again and laughed.

“Good question! I believe you stepped on them when you first walked on this stage with your big feet!”

The audience “Ooooh”-ed yet again and laughed as well.

“Listen to me, you little brat, if you don’t scram right away, I’ll kick you and that big mouth of yours to the other side of the world!”

The audience gasped.

“Oooh, I’m soooo scared right now!” Ethe mocked, putting her hands to her face and pretending to be afraid of the organizer.

The audience laughed.

“I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU!!” Rubellite yelled and stepped forward to start a fight with Ethe. She would’ve punched her right away, if it wasn’t for Shiroi, Reiven and Elisa to stop her.

“Calm down!” the Admin said.

“She’s not worth it!” the other particpant said.

“Oh yeah,” the princess continued mocking the organizer, “and last time you walked into a mall with a grey jacket on, you got kicked out because people thought you were a bag of garbage!”

“GRRRRR!!!” Rubellite’s eyes nearly popped out in anger. “YOU—“

Elisa put her hand in front of Rubellite’s mouth, simply because there were some young people in the topic, that weren’t supposed to hear that kind of language.

“Calm down!” she said again.

Ethe grinned evilly as she looked at the angry person, who was being held back by the others. If it wasn’t for them, she would’ve probably killed the smaller girl already.

Leina, who had also walked on stage by now, looked around her, and started wondering: “If those two are imposters, where are Neia and Asuki then?”

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Meanwhile, in the janitor’s closet…

Asuki slowly started to wake up, and she opened her eyes. First thing she saw were grey walls. ‘Huh?’ she thought, and was just about to stand up, when she noticed something. She was leaning against someone else’s back. Hold it, her hands were tied up with those persons hands!

The girl started to move, trying to stand up, but it wouldn’t work. If only she knew who that other person was! She couldn’t see his or her face, because their backs were against each other. Slowly, Asuki started remembering what had happened before she passed out…

‘The kidnappers! This person must be Neia!’ a small light popped up above her head.

She was just about to yell the other person’s name, when she noticed something else. There was duck tape on her mouth. ‘Oh no!’ she screamed in her mind. ‘I’m gonna be stuck here forever, that way!’

Neia suddenly snorted in her sleep, and shuffled some. Asuki had another idea, and poked the other girl. ‘C’mon Neia! Wake up!’ she thought. And then suddenly, the girl woke up. ‘Phew…’ Asuki sighed in relief.

Neia’s eyes opened, and she realised everything Asuki realised when she woke up. “Mhh? Mhww wmm wm?”* [“Huh? Where am I?”] (Free translation by TTT - The Truus Translation)

“Mhmh! Mm’me mm hmhmm!”* [“Neia! We’ve been kidnapped!”]

“Hmhmhm? Mhww mm mh?”* [“Asuki? Where are we?”]

“Hmw mhh hm mm hwm h hmh!”* [“We have to get out of here!”]

“Mmmh? Mh mmn mhmhm mmh mw hwm hhmhm!”* [What? I can’t understand what you are saying!] Neia replied, being uncapable to translate what Asuki had been saying.

Asuki blinked and stared a bit dumbly at the wall in front of her. “…hmm mw mhh hm?”* [“…what did you say?”]

Yup, they were gonna be stuck there for a while.

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It wasn’t as if the judges were having a better time… The room they were in had turned into a small swimming pool, and it still didn’t stop raining. All of them were still hiding under the table, except for DragonBoy, who was STILL sitting traumatized in front of the televison, completely unaware of the fact that there was a gigantic rainstorm going on above his head.

EvaN stared at some food floating by on the water. “I’m gonna sue someone for this…” he sighed.

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On the stage, people were still busy trying to calm Rubellite down, but that wasn’t really working, seeing as Ethe was still ticking her off by telling even more evil ‘jokes’. Meanwhile, the other imposter seemed to get tired of all the fighting.

She coughed to get her friend’s attention. “Whatever. I’ve had enough of this little conversation, I’ll go back now.” she said, waving her hand and then walking off stage.

Ethe gasped and was tempted to run after her friend right away, but then quickly realised something. She grinned, looked over at Rubellite, -who was still fuming with angry-, and stuck out her tongue. Then, she happily skipped after Truus.

Rubellite bit Elisa’s hand, and when the Admin pulled her hand back with a yelp, she started insulting Ethe like mad. Oh, the poor ears of all those young Ty Kamarians…

Truus walked by all the other participants, an evil smirk on her face. Her friend trailed behind her, and glared at everyone who looked angrily at ‘Queen’ Truus.

Ice blinked as the two walked by, while wondering where on earth Asuki and Neia could be. Maybe those two had something to do with it? ‘But they said they were replacements…? Hold it.’ She frowned. ‘They could be lying!’

She looked at the organizer, who was still angry, then at the presentator, who looked clueless about all of it, then back to the hall, where Ethe and Truus were walking away just a few seconds ago, only to see that no one was there anymore. Huh…?

‘Ice!!” Elisa yelled, and snapped the said girl out of her thoughts. “Things are getting really bad! No one seems to know where Asuki and Neia are, plus, we have NO idea who those two freaks are!” she said, reffering to Truus and Ethe.

“That,” Leina joined in on the conversation, “and we can’t kick them out of the contest, because we have no proof that they weren’t asked to replace Asuki and Neia! But…” the other Admin blinked. “…you two think they are speaking the truth?”

“No!” Ice shook her head. “That’s not possible! Leaving the contest like that, is nothing like Asuki OR Neia!

Selina of the organization committee ran up to them, and quickly whispered something in Elisa’s ear.

“WHAT?!?” the blonde yelled, with wide eyes. Then, she looked over at Leina and Ice with a shocked expression on her face. “…I’ve just been informed that judges room is almost completely filled with water, and that it’ll just be a few minutes until it’s entirely filled.”

“WHAT?!?” the both of them yelled in choir.

“Right!” Elisa sobbed, anime waterfalls of tears falling from her eyes. “EvaN can’t drown!”

“And the other judges?” Leina asked.

“I DON’T CARE!” the blonde snapped at her.

“Uhh…” Selina sweatdropped slightly. “You know… We won’t let that happen, we’re working on a way to get that water out of there.”

“Why not open the door?” Leina suggested, wondering why she was currently being the only one having logical ideas.

“NO WAY!!” Selina yelled at her, the poor Leina getting all freaked out. “If we do that, they’ll run off, and we’ll rather have them dead than escaped!”

The yaoi-obsessed Admin laughed slightly. “You can’t be serious about that… …right?”

“Why wouldn’t I?” Selina blinked.

A small silence.

‘AAAAAAAAAH!!” Leina screamed in her mind, ‘Everyone, except for me, is going mad! My worst nightmare is becoming reality!!’ she fell to the ground, curled up and started sobbing.

Elisa looked at her fellow Admin and let an anime sweatdrop appear on the back of her head. “Right…” Then, she thought of something. “How did that water get there in the first place?” she asked.

“A very local rainstorm.” Selina said if it was the most normal thing in the world.

Elisa sweatdropped slightly, then noticed that Ice was gone. “What the…?”

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Indeed, the water level had only increased in the judges room, so that all of the judges, -this time including DragonBoy, who got dragged on there by the others- were standing on the table, the water up to their shoulders.

“You know…” Shadow started saying, “If I ever get out this alive, I’ll promise I won’t snap at everyone for the least thing that happens.”

“If I ever get out of this alive,” Vegitto said, “I promise I won’t call Shadow a b*****d ever again.”

“YOU CALLED ME A WHAT?!?” the one who had spoken up first yelled.

“A b*****d, YOU b*****d!”

“If I ever get out of this alive, I won’t hate my sister anymore…” DragonBoy sighed. “…that much.”

“If I ever get out of this alive,” Kira started his promise, “I-“

“SHUT UP!! All of you!” AndY hissed. “I don’t care wheter I’ll die or stay alive, but all of you will shut up, NOW!”

“Why should we listen to you?” Shadow snapped.

“BECAUSE I SAY SO!! You’re all going hysteric, and it’s ticking me off!” the other yelled back. So, they all started a new fight. All of them, except for EvaN, who just sighed.

‘If I get out of this alive, I swear I’ll never be a judge anymore for some stupid contest…’ he thought.

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Oooh! I’ll stop here because there’s a show on that I like. XD Will the judges survive, guess you’ll have to wait to find out! ^-^

*runs off to not miss the next episode of Baantjer (=popular Dutch detective series, something like Midsummer Murders)*
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XD I liked that chapter. It was very surreal and random. I look forward to some more from you Truss! ^^
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Great chapter.^^ It's probably the weirdest one... Poor Neia and Asuki... And the judges... xD
Update soon!^^
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XD rofl.

Nice intros that you gave yourself and Ethe, my favourite part. ^o~

It's awesome so far Truus, keep it up. =D
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Thank you all! ^^

This chapter might be a bit shorter than the other ones, because I was kinda in a hurry and I wanted to finish it before I went to bed. ^^;;

Also, in the next chapter, we'll find out who made it to the second round and if the judges will survive. XD Suggestions are welcome! Heehee... XD

The participants will get more lines in the next chapter, I promise! ^o^
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That was brilliant Truus! Brilliant! I loved the judges nearly drowning. XDD
I loved the bit where Ethe started teasing Rubellite too. x3
Heck, I loved it all! ^.^
Update soon! ^.^
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Thank you for the new insults Truusy-sama! I have GOT to use those one of these next few days...

Bwuahahaha.

^^

I absolutely loved this chapter!
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xD *and keeps laughing til she fall off the floor*

Its.. so.. KAWAIII! ^_________^ Superbly funny!! xD I love the parts about the judges, especially the intro!! xD So funny!! *keeps laughing il she dehydrated*
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XDDDDD Because you managed to get two chapters in in the ... I think it was a month... long absence ^^ I will not PM you to death.

Well, I may if you take a long time.

But I'm not *that* evil. Or am I?

Anyway, great chapter, Truus. It was hilarity. Loved it to pieces. Specially when Dragonboy was traumatized ^^

Update soon!
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