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Topic Started: Jan 1 2018, 11:31 PM (46 Views)
The Whether Man
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12 below zero. That's the low forecast for this first day of the new year hereabouts. Our projected low for tomorrow is 3 above, the first day since the near on nation spanning snap began Christmas Day it'll be non-negative. They predict a high of 32 for us Sunday, but otherwise all frigid temps 'til then

As it is, it's been so cold across so much of the country ...

Refrigerators are redundant.

Open the door to the house, the light goes on.

Bake a cake, set it out to cool, 10 minutes later it's frosted.

False teeth chatter yet they are still in the glass.

Cars won't run and noses won't stop.

It's not a rock rattling around in your shoe, it's your toe.

Cows threatened to strike unless they got bras to cover their udders.

A flock of chickens went to a KFC begging to get fried up.

Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks are serving coffee on a stick.

Instead of flashing it, exhibitionists just hold up pictures.

Walking out the door, it's like automatic botox.

Apathetic folks are turning to politics JUST FOR all the hot air.

People's shadows are freezing to the sidewalks.

They're still trying to chip the dogs off the fire hydrants.

Last but not least, IT'S BEEN SO COLD that...

When Al Gore's Nobel prize was knocked off the shelf and hit the floor, it shattered to tiny bits!
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I keep hearing the news about that part of the country & telling my husband & myself that "Thank goodness it's not THAT cold here". :SnowShovel: :snowplow:
Maybe after a few more times, that'll start working? :bubblegummer: :biggrin:



Yikes! that Jack Nicholson poster is soooo appropriate. :facepalm: :laugh:
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:hardehar: :hardehar:

Reminds me of Hee Haw. . . 'How cold is/was it??'

My son spilled a large soda from Wendy's in the front floorboard when he was trying to get out of the truck to come into the house. Got the rubber mat out and some of the ice, but the rest will remain frozen to the floorboard until it warms up enough to thaw and I can get the hose in there to rinse it out. The mat is frozen to the driveway. :facepalm:

I think we're looking at low 20s or high teens this morning. Shoot, Skooks sticker temp is warmer than it is here at the house. Or maybe her sticker is like mine, it shows a ballpark temp, but is not what the thermometer on the back porch shows.

Not sure what is going on, but Tink just woke me up. :chair: I think he wants me to clean the cat pans. I'm getting back under the covers. They will survive another 4 hours. :cold2:
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Nasty temperatures, strong winds yield amazing ice formations along Lake Michigan shore
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Beautiful, but, UGH & YIKES!! :smile:
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