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Topic Started: Oct 6 2017, 09:22 PM (30 Views)
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Time Traveler Arrested Now Comes Back from Future Anyway.

Intoxicated Time Traveler Warned Of Alien Invasion
Top contender for 2017 Police Report of the Year

Johnson said had to stand on giant pad to be transported
Was transported to wrong year

OCTOBER 4--In what seems like a plausible story, a Wyoming man arrested for public intoxication told police that he was a time traveler from the year 2048 who had returned to warn of a future invasion by aliens who had filled his body with alcohol, according to a strong candidate for 2017 Police Report of the Year.

Johnson said he had to "stand on a giant pad" to be transported to the year 2017.

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Jim read that to me - - - :hardehar: - - we both got a pretty big kick out of that one.

(beats the heck out of politics!)
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Why didn't he just flicker on back to the future instead of getting put in jail?

By the way, isn't it dangerous to come back to a time when the giant pad doesn't exist? Doesn't that mean he will be stuck here for the rest of his life doing who knows what kind of damage to the timeline, possibly screwing up the future, maybe even creating one where he isn't even born?

(how is that for a run on sentence?)

Don't mind me, I love temporal physics, although most time travel shows are completely stupid in their premises.
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I think he must've been ... uh ... impaired instead? :facepalm: :laugh:
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I wonder if that is what time travelers do when they travel to the past? Sit around and drink?
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