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Jokes Only Smart People Will Understand

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11 jokes only smart people will understand




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Jokes Only Smart People Will Understand (So the article says)

There are some jokes so intellectual, so utterly above the average IQ range, they elicit head scratches and confused weeping in a corner.

If you get the following jokes, then hats off to you, you smarty pants!

If not... well, not to worry, there's always Google.

1. What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

3. I tried walking up a hill without a watch but had neither the time nor the inclination.

4. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

5. What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A reprimand from the Scientific Integrity and Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

6. Your mum is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

7. A German asks for a martini. "Dry?" says the bartender. "Nein, just one."

8. Two women walk into a bar and discuss the Bechdel test.

9. Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh no, I forgot to feed the dogs".

10. How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

11. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

...And let the Googling commence.

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Truth now, I thought they were funny. :SWG: I got all but one, so I guess I am just sort of smart :woohoo: since I didn't get all of them. :sad: Didn't use google at all.
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17 jokes that only smart people will really appreciate (and their explanations)

Here are 17 of the best jokes for smart people:

A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."

It's funny because: "Traveling light" is a turn of phrase used to indicate traveling without much (or any) luggage. In science, a photon is a particle of light (almost always moving).

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