Welcome Guest
[Log In]
[Register]
| Welcome to The Wastes. We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| You Are Looking Quite Delightful Today; That guy is staring at me weird like.... | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 12 2009, 06:30 PM (716 Views) | |
| Cewebwalz | Nov 12 2009, 06:30 PM Post #1 |
![]()
Henshin a go-go baby
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Eddy was sitting down in a bar, looking for some one, anyone to sell his wares to. By wares, he meant a large amount of drugs that he had to sell before Gerade decided to lose the savior image and actually start searching sketchy guys from out of town for drugs. Even though he helped Gerade, Eddy had a feeling that he would just send a few guys to check Eddy's pockets, and take everything that you can inject your self with. As he was sitting there, just staring at the wall thinking to himself, he noticed a man come into a bar. Eddy hadn't seen him before, and Eddy really couldn't care less. Before he could turn around, he noticed something odd about the man. Drum sticks. Why did he carry around drum sticks? Who in their right mind used Drum Sticks as weapons? Sure, Eddy used a Police Baton, but that at least was used for cracking heads pre-war. |
|
Jesse Winters - Penitentiary Pugilist 8(+2).5.7.5.5.8.4, Level: 4 -HC- Grace Van Vliet - Indie Incinerator 5.7.7.5.5.4.7, Level: 3 -HC-
full-sized avatar "What is Adderal, anyhow?" - Funky Fan | |
![]() |
|
| Toastwolf117 | Nov 12 2009, 06:35 PM Post #2 |
|
Proffesional Face Puncher
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Ben walked into the bar, a dirty place full of scum. He sat down next to a shifty looking man. "Yo, bartender, give me booze. Shaken not radiated." Ben requested. The bartender gave him the drink, and Ben gulped all of it down. Ben looked to his side and saw the shifty man from before eying his drumsticks. "Hey, whats up?" Ben asked. |
|
Ben Ezio Lv. 2 Stats: 8-4-5-8-6-5-4 Traits: Good Natured, Fast Metabolism, Heavy Handed Ava Arsov (follower) 5,7,5,7,6,5,5 TRAITS: Good Natured, Small Frame, Sex appeal
| |
![]() |
|
| Cewebwalz | Nov 12 2009, 06:42 PM Post #3 |
![]()
Henshin a go-go baby
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Eddy was shocked at the man. Sitting next to a stranger in a bar filled with shifty looking people? Sitting next to a guy eying another man's possessions? What kind of lunatic was this guy? A bold one. Eddy thought to himself, as he heard the man speak again. "Yo, bartender, give me booze. Shaken not radiated." Who the hell did this guy think he was? Sean Connery? Eddy continued to stare at the man, confused and partly dazed. He probably wasn't stupid either. More likely he just wasn't that careful. Plus he's sitting next to a shrimp in a white business suit. Not like I seem like a threat Eddy thought to himself. "Hey, whats up?" the man asked. This guy had balls, Eddy thought. "Errr, nothing much man. How about you?" Eddy thought that this would be a good time for introductions. Putting his hand forward, he started to speak. "Names Eddy. How about you?" |
|
Jesse Winters - Penitentiary Pugilist 8(+2).5.7.5.5.8.4, Level: 4 -HC- Grace Van Vliet - Indie Incinerator 5.7.7.5.5.4.7, Level: 3 -HC-
full-sized avatar "What is Adderal, anyhow?" - Funky Fan | |
![]() |
|
| Toastwolf117 | Nov 12 2009, 06:46 PM Post #4 |
|
Proffesional Face Puncher
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
"Me? Well I'm freakin James Bond! Ha! Ezio, Ben Ezio." Ben replied, and shook Eddy's hand. Ben was a tad nervous after shaking his hand, and it seemed Eddy realized this. "So what brings you into this shithole?" Ben asked. He thought starting a conversation with someone was the best way to make friends, after all, when your in the middle of a wasteland, its probably the best idea to get a little help from some friends. |
|
Ben Ezio Lv. 2 Stats: 8-4-5-8-6-5-4 Traits: Good Natured, Fast Metabolism, Heavy Handed Ava Arsov (follower) 5,7,5,7,6,5,5 TRAITS: Good Natured, Small Frame, Sex appeal
| |
![]() |
|
| Cewebwalz | Nov 12 2009, 06:56 PM Post #5 |
![]()
Henshin a go-go baby
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Eddy gripped Bens hand, and shook it. The mans grip was stronger then Eddies. And judging from the mans size, he was a hell of a lot stronger than Eddy too. The stranger seemed a bit different. For one, he had drum sticks. How would that work in a fight? Poke some ones eyes out? That actually didn't seem like that bad of an idea, Eddy thought. I mean, blinding a guy then snapping his neck seemed like quite the legitimate strategy. "What brings me to this shithole, you say? Well, nothing much really. Worked for a priest in town for a few days, and now I need to sell some stuff that the priest didn't like. Not like he knows I have it though. Just a few Jet Canisters, you know?" Eddy was speaking more then he should have. Just something about this guy that Eddy trusted. Maybe it was the fact that he was used Drum Sticks to kill people? Probably that. Eddy thought. "So, what are you doing here? And if you don't mind me asking, where the hell did those drum sticks come from?" |
|
Jesse Winters - Penitentiary Pugilist 8(+2).5.7.5.5.8.4, Level: 4 -HC- Grace Van Vliet - Indie Incinerator 5.7.7.5.5.4.7, Level: 3 -HC-
full-sized avatar "What is Adderal, anyhow?" - Funky Fan | |
![]() |
|
| Toastwolf117 | Nov 12 2009, 07:02 PM Post #6 |
|
Proffesional Face Puncher
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
"These things?" Ben asked. he picked one off of his belt and spun it with his hand. "A while back I came around a stage, and found these on a skeleton. I assume your wondering if I fight with them? Well I do." Ben tried to sound intimidating, he didn't know why, but he knew this man was a lot weaker than him. "They are made of steel, and they're really heavy, thus making them perfect for combat." Ben didn't know why he was talking so much, but after wandering around the wasteland for years, he didn't get much conversation. |
|
Ben Ezio Lv. 2 Stats: 8-4-5-8-6-5-4 Traits: Good Natured, Fast Metabolism, Heavy Handed Ava Arsov (follower) 5,7,5,7,6,5,5 TRAITS: Good Natured, Small Frame, Sex appeal
| |
![]() |
|
| Cewebwalz | Nov 13 2009, 05:52 PM Post #7 |
![]()
Henshin a go-go baby
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
"Errr, what? A short metal stick is perfect for combat? I'd understand if they were sharpened to point, dipped in poison, and thrown from over ten feet, but wouldn't you in most situations prefer, I don't know, a baseball bat?" This guy was a looney. Yep. Crazy as hell. Wouldn't remember a thing Eddy said tomorrow evening. Probably why Eddy was trusting this guy. I mean, it's the crazy ones you can trust. You expect them to do something bat shit insane. But the sane ones? They could go at any minute. Flip out and kill some one. A crazy person has been there before, they know how to act. You expect them to run into a house filled with armed guards wielding only a frying pan. Half the time they'll walk out after having a cup of tea and apologizing for all the racket they've made trying to murder the guys inside. A sane person? He walks into a house filled with armed guards with a SWAT team and he gets shot first. Because that's what he gets for being sane. Continuing his inner thoughts, he soon realized he was staring at the wall, blanked out, with Ben staring at him. "So my friend, what exactly are you doing here? You didn't answer my question." |
|
Jesse Winters - Penitentiary Pugilist 8(+2).5.7.5.5.8.4, Level: 4 -HC- Grace Van Vliet - Indie Incinerator 5.7.7.5.5.4.7, Level: 3 -HC-
full-sized avatar "What is Adderal, anyhow?" - Funky Fan | |
![]() |
|
| Toastwolf117 | Nov 13 2009, 06:02 PM Post #8 |
|
Proffesional Face Puncher
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Ben stared at him. "I'll have you know that these aren't just "Sticks."" Ben tossed one of the drumsticks with ease into a wall. The drumstick hit the wall and large splinters burst out from the wall. "THAT'S what these sticks can do." Ben said. Eddy stared at him in disbelief. "And as for what I'm doing here, I'm searching the wastes for a good place to live where not everyone is a irradiated zombie." A ghoul stared at him. "So why do you feel so safe to talk to me. For all you know I could be a crazy lunatic. Hell, I might as well be from where I grew up." |
|
Ben Ezio Lv. 2 Stats: 8-4-5-8-6-5-4 Traits: Good Natured, Fast Metabolism, Heavy Handed Ava Arsov (follower) 5,7,5,7,6,5,5 TRAITS: Good Natured, Small Frame, Sex appeal
| |
![]() |
|
| HenchmenF | Nov 13 2009, 06:17 PM Post #9 |
|
Wasteland leader
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
" No, yo' knows whut's crazy?" Said someone with a deep, stereotypically hickish accent. He was sitting at another end of the bar, nursing a small shotglass of…something. Across his lap was a shotgun, pointed the opposite end of the two men talking. A faded Nuka-Cola cap sat on his hat, and a disticneve smell seemed to follow him. Standing up, Ellis headed towards the two other men. It was clear that he was slightly intoxicated, since he was slightly stumbling around. “Thet they let some mobster live. Back whar i'm fum, they'd jest shoot them, dawgone it. Take him out back, shoot him in th' back of th' haid. Of course, whar i'm fum, we does a lot of thin's thet yo' guys doesn't does. So...who is yo' guys?” Ellis asked, leaning up against the bar. |
|
Jimmy Ronan Karmichael Sandoval - HC - Karmichael's current inventory ----------------------------------------------------- The Wastes TV Tropes page. Open edit Plat: If Hench is the monarch I'd willingly accept a life of serfdom. CP: homie you a rauccous college student why you need a bed time LMG: Hench is the real enemy of Democracy | |
![]() |
|
| Toastwolf117 | Nov 13 2009, 06:19 PM Post #10 |
|
Proffesional Face Puncher
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Ben stared at this man, with a confused look on his face. Clearly he wasn't in the right state of mind, and was obviously drunk off of his ass. "My name is Ben, survivor of the wastes, and that is Eddy, the uh... weakling. And just who are you, sir?" Ben asked, hoping not to upset the man or Eddy. |
|
Ben Ezio Lv. 2 Stats: 8-4-5-8-6-5-4 Traits: Good Natured, Fast Metabolism, Heavy Handed Ava Arsov (follower) 5,7,5,7,6,5,5 TRAITS: Good Natured, Small Frame, Sex appeal
| |
![]() |
|
| Cewebwalz | Nov 13 2009, 06:42 PM Post #11 |
![]()
Henshin a go-go baby
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
A man came over. He was dressed like a hick. Boy, oh he seemed like prick. Heh. I just made a rhyme! Eddy thought to himself, as he noticed that the man dressed like a pre-war trucker start to speak. What were truckers again? Those guys with weird little mustaches? No, Eddy was thinking of Hitler. “Thet they let some mobster live. Back whar i'm fum, they'd jest shoot them, dawgone it." Wait, they let Corroto, or whatever his name was, live? Before Eddy could continue thinking, he heard the man speak again. :"Take him out back, shoot him in th' back of th' haid. Of course, whar i'm fum, we does a lot of thin's thet yo' guys doesn't does. So...who is yo' guys?" This guy was rather simple minded. Not crazy. He could still walk out alive if he tried that frying pan shit though. Before Eddy could respond, Ben talked for him. "My name is Ben, survivor of the wastes, and that is Eddy, the uh... weakling. And just who are you, sir?" Ben was really starting to piss Eddy off. Ruining a wall in a bar just to prove a point? Eddy was lucky the bartender hadn't noticed. Then telling a random stranger some one elses name? Some one Eddy hadn't even known for several seconds? Ben was either crazy, or stupid. Probably both. Sighing, Eddy just stared at his drink and started to talk. "Err, yeah. They let him live. I don't know why. I thought that the guys who raided the Mobsters house killed him. But, the towns being run by a priest now. Kinda weird, really. Anyway, have a seat friend. What brings you to town?" Said Eddy, pulling open a chair for the man. This guy seemed alright. Talked a bit weird, but he was better company than Ben. |
|
Jesse Winters - Penitentiary Pugilist 8(+2).5.7.5.5.8.4, Level: 4 -HC- Grace Van Vliet - Indie Incinerator 5.7.7.5.5.4.7, Level: 3 -HC-
full-sized avatar "What is Adderal, anyhow?" - Funky Fan | |
![]() |
|
| Toastwolf117 | Nov 13 2009, 06:50 PM Post #12 |
|
Proffesional Face Puncher
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Man, this hick is still talking. Ben thought. He just stared as this drunk as he finished his story that Ben couldn't follow. "Err, yeah. They let him live. I don't know why. I thought that the guys who raided the Mobsters house killed him. But, the towns being run by a priest now. Kinda weird, really. Anyway, have a seat friend. What brings you to town?" Oh God Ben thought. He's inviting him to sit down? This guy is drunk, and he has a shotgun! He could kill us without second thought Ben had a untrusting look in his eyes. I may be a nice guy, but I don't trust just anyone. |
|
Ben Ezio Lv. 2 Stats: 8-4-5-8-6-5-4 Traits: Good Natured, Fast Metabolism, Heavy Handed Ava Arsov (follower) 5,7,5,7,6,5,5 TRAITS: Good Natured, Small Frame, Sex appeal
| |
![]() |
|
| HenchmenF | Nov 13 2009, 06:59 PM Post #13 |
|
Wasteland leader
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
“Me? ah's Ellis. Came t'this hyar town of buckets 'cuz th' place i was at does'nt exist ennymo'e. It's a long sto'y. An' whuts a priest? Like, one of them thin's thet live in thet...trimenjus...house thin’?” Ellis asked, scratching his head. Taking the seat that this Eddy person offered, Ellis laid the shotgun on his lap. A few other patrons were looking at him funny. Huh. Whar i'm fum, ownin' a shotgun means yer impo'ant. These varmints is lookin' at me funny. Ellis thought. “An' whuts a ‘sir’? Thet some kind of animal? I ain’t not an animal.” Ellis said while looking over towars Ben, taking a small sip of his own drink. |
|
Jimmy Ronan Karmichael Sandoval - HC - Karmichael's current inventory ----------------------------------------------------- The Wastes TV Tropes page. Open edit Plat: If Hench is the monarch I'd willingly accept a life of serfdom. CP: homie you a rauccous college student why you need a bed time LMG: Hench is the real enemy of Democracy | |
![]() |
|
| Cewebwalz | Nov 13 2009, 07:38 PM Post #14 |
![]()
Henshin a go-go baby
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Eddy realized this guy wasn't all that bright. Well, he knew that earlier, but at least now he wouldn't have to talk to Ben. The man sat down at the table, shotgun laying in his lap. Guy probably didn't have a place to hold the shotgun. "An' whuts a priest? Like, one of them thin's thet live in thet...trimenjus...house thin’?” Ellis said, with his usual heavy southern accent. Maybe he was from the swamps? Eddy went through there as a child once. Place sucked. "Err, Ellis. A priest is a guy who tells everyone to pray to god. They live in a church. I think they live in a church, anyway." |
|
Jesse Winters - Penitentiary Pugilist 8(+2).5.7.5.5.8.4, Level: 4 -HC- Grace Van Vliet - Indie Incinerator 5.7.7.5.5.4.7, Level: 3 -HC-
full-sized avatar "What is Adderal, anyhow?" - Funky Fan | |
![]() |
|
| Toastwolf117 | Nov 13 2009, 08:01 PM Post #15 |
|
Proffesional Face Puncher
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
What moron doesn't know what a priest is? The same kind who thinks a "Sir" is and animal! Ben thought. From the looks of the man, he did look animalistic. "And sir is the formal way to say man or, hell it's hard to explain. Find a pre-war dictionary, I think that will help you." Ben said. He honestly didn't expect this man to know what a dictionary is, but it was worth a shot. |
|
Ben Ezio Lv. 2 Stats: 8-4-5-8-6-5-4 Traits: Good Natured, Fast Metabolism, Heavy Handed Ava Arsov (follower) 5,7,5,7,6,5,5 TRAITS: Good Natured, Small Frame, Sex appeal
| |
![]() |
|
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
| Go to Next Page | |
| « Previous Topic · In the Wastes · Next Topic » |
| Theme: Zeta Original | Track Topic · E-mail Topic |
4:58 PM Jul 10
|





![]](http://z1.ifrm.com/static/1/pip_r.png)


4:58 PM Jul 10