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Bake My Day, Punk; Hell's Kitchen Just Got a Lot More Chilli. Jasper vs Some Bitch
Topic Started: Jun 19 2018, 07:30 PM (62 Views)
Blue
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WAIT FOR IT

CHILLI COOKOFF

Setting: Bucket Town Church Basement?

chili cook off + scathing review of opponent

One week for the chilli cook post. Edgar will judge and each contestant will eat the other's chill and then have a week to perform a diss track.

Edgar Algae will have a sexy intro post here where we are doing this on public radio or something cool
Edited by Blue, Jun 19 2018, 07:52 PM.
Gilbert Rose Level 5
S.P.E.C.I.A.L: 3 5 3 8 6 9 6
Weapons: Type 57 Machinepistol, Stun Grenades
Short, thick brown hair and beard, lanky and surefooted.

"Doctor" Jasper Cobb Level 1 -HC-
S.P.E.C.I.A.L: 4 6 6 3 10 6 5
Weapons: Scalpel
Short, with round features, looks unsettling to most.

Sebastian Coates Level 1 -HC-
S.P.E.C.I.A.L: 7 3 6 6 4 7 7
Weapons: Homemade Shotgun, Cultist Knife (Tier 1)
Average height, bulky for a ghoul.

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It had been a couple months since the death of Maria, his mentor. Few clues had been discovered so far, even though he had attempted to look into the church again. Although his mood, and general spirit, still were down, the proposal of him being a judge to his friend, Jasper, and another man, for a cooking contest of chili, caught his attention.

Thinking that perhaps that could help him to regain some of his confidence, he accepted, his first task was announcing the contest around the town that would probably be hosted on the Church's vacant basement, even though the place still made him uneasy, for all the pain and drama that had experienced recently.

Deciding that it would be best to put up an optimistic perspective, the redhead, with an old, oxidated megaphone that one of the townsfolk had provided him with, he yelled in the middle of the town:

"Chili! Chili! Come on all! Great competition brewing tomorrow at the c-church's b-basement!" He stepped into a rickety box, that once held pears, with the logo of "Aunt Ginna's Pears" and an old, kind woman smiling now barely visible, before continuing his announcement.

"Come one, come all! No admission fee! Chilli cooking contest in a day! Church's b-basement! Chili, chili, chili! Come on in chili lovers! Here at Bucketown we're getting a pot of chili tomorrow! Free samples for everyone that comes!"

Clearing his throat he stepped down and began to run all across the town delivering the same message while jumping, giving wide turns, and even some pirouettes as he screamed with the megaphone.

"Chili, chili, chili! Come on in chili lovers! We got hot chili, cold chili, warm chili! We got vegetarian chili, meat chili, delicious chili! Bestest cooks of old come to judge the cookoff! Anthony Bourdain, the best chef in the Pre War world! The master of Diners, the one that always leaves it smokin', Guy Fieri! With me as the third judge! Come on in, if they don't cook it, you don't want it, come on in chili lovers!"

"T-Tomorrow at the competition we are eliminating chili price! If you get a free sample, show your support for either of our contestants to obtain another sample of lesser or equal volume!"

"And if you find more delicious chili anywhere else, boot it!"
Edgar Algae -HC-

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Level: 4

Edgar is a tall, attractive man, with red bright hair, green eyes, and tan skin, due to his Hispanic heritage. He currently wears a yellow t-shirt, with cargo shorts, a Leather Jacket (Tier 2, Good CON, plus on intimidation checks). Attached to his left wrist, he possesses an Automedical Assistant. On his back, he carries an XL Rucksack, that contains several items of his', like a Medical armored Suitcase, filled with all sorts of medical equipment. His weapon of choice is the Study Group Special, a modified mini-zapper.

He is Good Natured, Spongey, and has Sex Appeal (For the girls)


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