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Strange, but true; and hilarious!
Topic Started: Mar 16 2005, 11:47 AM (70 Views)
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Heard about this on the radio this morning.

http://www.jp.dk/english_news/artikel:aid=2934452/#Scene_1

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Town battles duck gang bangs
By The Copenhagen Post
The City of Slagelse is cracking down on aggressive hoards of amorous drakes that practice gang rapes against the few female ducks surviving in the city park

Normally, Slagelse's park is a peaceful oasis where small children and old ladies go to feed the ducks on the park's lake.
But all winter the park's visitors have witnessed violent and gruesome scenes, as gangs of 6-7 aggressive drakes attack the few female ducks that live on the lake, raping them and often drowning them in the havoc.

'This is simply gang rape,' Slagelse project leader Peter Johansen told daily newspaper Politiken, adding that the sexual abuse had escalated as spring approached and the drakes became even more randy.

Johansen said the lake's many drakes also showed aggressive behavior towards humans trying to feed them, and their sheer numbers posed an environmental problem in the Western Zealand town.

'All those ducks are ruining the lake with their excrements,' he said. 'It gives too much algae, which ruin the plant and animal habitat.'

Of the park's 150 ducks, only one in five is female. Johansen said it was natural that more male than female ducks were hatched, to ensure that every female could mate and lay eggs.

'The problem is that many females drown when the drakes fight over them, and that creates a bigger unbalance in the gender distribution,' Johansen said.

Despite the natural explanations, the city has had enough of the rapist hoards. A number of drakes will be trapped and shipped to other, bigger lakes, to find more females and space, and mend their ways.


I dont support "Gang Rape" or any rape for that matter, but this is hilarious. :lol:
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I dont support "Gang Rape" or any rape for that matter, but this is hilarious.

MUHAHAHA the ducks have gone to the gangbanger way of life and nothing can stop them..I bet they are back at the pond in 2 weeks.
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