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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 10 2005, 10:50 PM (433 Views) | |
| Nova | Feb 10 2005, 10:50 PM Post #1 |
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Sic Vis Pacem Para Bellum...
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That's right folks! It's time again for NoVa's at Work! Tonight's line-up: - Drunk man thinks he is Ric Flair! - NoVa eat's Pogo's at work! - Soda machine out of order? - Something smells funny!? - What to do when you are bored. So we start tonight off with a little introduction. For you kids that didn't get to read last weeks post. Seriously, OneRing or someone, you guys should give me my own section for my nights at work. Better way to keep track of them. Anywho, back to the topic on hand. I work at a hospital where after a certain time I am here all by myself. So needless to say I have to find some way of entertaining myself. So I take a few minutes out of my night to right down the current events, and idiotic things I can think of. So at around 21:05 (that's 09:05pm) an extremely drunk older man came into the ER complaining about chest pains. I was called down because he was staggering and such. So, he was taken to a room where the nurses started taking his clothes off, when out of nowhere this dude jumps up on the bed, rips his clothing off, and begins to scream at the top of his lungs. I ran in to see what the problem was and I could barely contain myself. He was standing there, completly naked screaming, "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" So I asked him what his was doing and he said he was Rick Flair, the greatest wrestler who ever lived. At this point three of the nurses were practically lying on the floor in stiches. So anyway, I had to wrestle the guy to the ground and get him in a gown. Finally when we got him into restraints I said, "Best wrestler who ever lived? Don't think so pal, had you down in less that 10!" He started freaking, and I kind of got in trouble for that, but I didn't really care. It was worth it. Also just before he left, he yelled out, "You're the World Champion now!". Found that pretty funny. Tonight for lunch I brought some Pogo's (All Rights Reserved) to work. For those of you who don't know what Pogo's are, here is a brief desription/recipe: A hotdog aka frankfurter on a stick covered in cornbread. Doesn't sound too tasty but it's delecious. I brough 10 with me, what I was thinking when I packed them is still beyond me. I've had four so far and I feel like I'm going to be sick. That could also be because of the bars and chips I've eaten as well. It's only 00:39 and it's almost time for my nap! Yea. Want to talk about a pain in the ass? I don't bring anything to drink to work. Why you may ask. Because I have a vending machine which I have the key too. So I just take what I want when I want it, within reason. But of course tonight, the damn thing is out of order. The pepsi guys were in here earlier today to take out all the pop/soda because the fridge was not working or some shit. So I've beens tuck drinking water. Don't get me wrong I love water, but it doesn't go with Pogo's. There isn't any store around either, plus if I leave here my key card is on file as leaving the building. Needless to say I would be in knee deep shit. Something smelled funny in here a little while ago. I'm not really sure what it was. I showed before I came to work. It kinda smells like antiseptic of some sort. But it was burning the shit out of my eyes and I think I have no nose hair left. Good thing though. I didn't find where the smell was comming from. But god help me, if I smell it again I will find it, and I will destroy it. What to do when you are bored. Well that all depends what you have in your surroundings. I myself have a computer with access to the internet, tv with dvd player, and pretty much anything else I need. Except a frickin' bed. How nice would that be? I mean there are hospital beds, but I wouldn't want to screw up the nurses neat little corners. So what I do is: Burn a couple movies off and watch them on the computer, burn a shit load of songs onto a mp3 disk and play then while im sitting here writing on the forums. But of course since I am in a hospital all by myself, my favourite thing to do is? RIDE AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR! Dude, it's so much fun. I go the big hall timing myself, then I try to beat that record. I know, it's not as much fun as playing Jedi Academy, but it works. So that concludes another installment of NoVa's at Work. The next one should be comming Monday, February 14th. Sad eh? A handsome young man like myself working on Valentines Day. Oh well. Remember boys and girls, maturbation is wrong. Everytime you do it, God kills a kitten. |
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| >|LOA|<Trauma | Feb 10 2005, 11:13 PM Post #2 |
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LMAO crap man, that was fun, specially the part when the drunk old man jumps on the bed and screams "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" now you can brag with your friends that you beated Ric Flair man:D Damn bro, nothing goes with water, except for water itself. Damn you are so lucky to have a interesting job (with a sucky shift) but at least you have your survival kit (PC with internet access, tv+dvd and A WHEELCHAIR!) |
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| Nova | Feb 10 2005, 11:16 PM Post #3 |
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Dude, you have no idea how much fun wheelchairs are. In a bit, I'm going to see how long I cna hold a wheelie for. lol |
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| >|LOA|<Rose | Feb 11 2005, 12:35 AM Post #4 |
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I think you've lost it....ok where's your crash helmet..I told you you have to wear it when you're playing around in that chair..in fact no..you should wear it at all times now!!! |
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| >|LOA|<OneRing | Feb 11 2005, 12:38 AM Post #5 |
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Franks and beans!! |
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| >|LOA|<Trauma | Feb 11 2005, 12:41 AM Post #6 |
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ROFL |
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| Nova | Feb 11 2005, 01:00 AM Post #7 |
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LOL at least 3 of ya read it. Thanks lol |
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| Ripley | Feb 11 2005, 06:31 AM Post #8 |
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Complete and utter NUTS XD XD XD XD XD The Rick Flair bit had me in hysterics, the wheelchair I had to stop reading and come back 5 minuites later. Dude, you ROCK. Next time, try getting some metal syringes and playing darts with em
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| Avis | Feb 11 2005, 10:39 AM Post #9 |
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ROFL that was hilarious. Oh yeah you beat Rick Flair! |
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| >|LOA|<Raziel | Feb 11 2005, 02:54 PM Post #10 |
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Ric Flair? Big deal - I'd be worried if you couldn't bring down a 50-ish old man! I mean if you couldn't I'd have to call you the biggest girlie-man in Canada.....lamo! if he comes back in, put him in the figure-4 leglock and scream back at him. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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| >|LOA|<Trauma | Feb 12 2005, 03:13 AM Post #11 |
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ROFL |
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| >|LOA|<LionTamer | Feb 14 2005, 09:38 PM Post #12 |
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Man, that was flippin hilarious! i cant wait for your next one. you have me hooked. im gonna read the first one and the next one which should be out tomorrow! Didnt cya today Nova maybe i will tomorrow. Hate ya still nova but that was worthy of an i love ya. lova ya nova. man i hope u enjoyed that. cya.
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| >|LOA|<LionTamer | Feb 14 2005, 09:39 PM Post #13 |
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I cant log on on the computer im on. pardon that. |
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