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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 2 2005, 09:44 AM (415 Views) | |
| >|LOA|<Vamp | Feb 2 2005, 09:44 AM Post #1 |
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That's just your body dying; pay it no mind.
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Thought some of Ya'll would get a kick out of this. Happy Valentine's Day Redneck Valentine Poem Collards are green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in may. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth for which I am proud. I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete. Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin' despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. Me "n" you's like a moon pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for a Valentine's Day, they git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day for the cooler at Krogers, that's impressive, I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever", they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds.... IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!! |
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| >|LOA|<DeLiRiUm | Feb 2 2005, 12:34 PM Post #2 |
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i can picture perfectly you handing it to you're bucktoothed pigtailed dirt faced honey bunny. :lol: :lol: |
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| >|LOA|<OneRing | Feb 2 2005, 01:34 PM Post #3 |
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Nice. Very nice. Might I add that I grew up in such a town that would use words like that... But rest assured that I did not pick up the worst of redneck habits and phrases. OneRing |
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| Nova | Feb 2 2005, 05:09 PM Post #4 |
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Sic Vis Pacem Para Bellum...
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LMFAO Nice Vamp |
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| Nova | Feb 2 2005, 05:19 PM Post #5 |
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Sic Vis Pacem Para Bellum...
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Hey speaking on Valentine. Anyone wanna be mine? lol |
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| >|LOA|<OneRing | Feb 2 2005, 05:56 PM Post #6 |
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Ohhhh! Pick me!!! Pick me!!! |
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| >|LOA|<Rose | Feb 5 2005, 12:31 AM Post #7 |
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I hate Valentine's day!!!!! I have NEVER..NEVER oh hey..did I say NEVER gotten anything for calentines day...stupid..teddy bears..and roses...and candy ..and roses...and bears..and roses...*I love roses hehe* stupid..stupid...cupid... No wait I take that back...I got somthing one year...My X boyfriend asked if he could borrow 20 bucks to get me some flowers...ASS MONKEY!!! |
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| >|LOA|<Trauma | Feb 5 2005, 01:11 AM Post #8 |
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ROFLMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Nothing special about this day... but thats just my opinion, lol maybe because I´m some kind of hermit that never leaves his room. |
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| Nova | Feb 5 2005, 01:20 PM Post #9 |
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Funny this is. Everytime I have a girlfriend or some girl that I'm dating, we always end up splitting up before St. Valentines Day. So I guess it kind of works out in my favour. :/ So I'm not going to complain. But shouldn't men get something for Valentine's day too? It's ridiculous. Sometimes us men need to feel loved and wanted too. Just sometimes though.
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| >|LOA|<Rose | Feb 5 2005, 09:57 PM Post #10 |
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Hey now!!! I have always bout somthing for my men on Valentine's day!!! Bastards |
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| Nova | Feb 6 2005, 02:13 AM Post #11 |
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Good, here's what I want. A new head gasket. A new 5 speed standard transmission. A new radiator. Actually, just a whole new engine for my baby. Just make sure that everything is for a '96 Integra. Oh, also it's a vtech so everything is going to cost a little more. :/ Thanks Rosie, I appreciate it. :))))))))))))))))))))))) |
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| >|LOA|<Rose | Feb 6 2005, 02:34 AM Post #12 |
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it's not my fault you parked uder 500 lbs of ice OK!!!!!! no dude I was thinking ...a teddy bear?????? |
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| >|LOA|<T-RCX | Feb 7 2005, 01:57 PM Post #13 |
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Valentine's Day is overrated. Just like art, sports, college, Newtonian physics, Europe, beer, computers, music, truffles, air travel, history, the super bowl, and the opinions of others. |
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| >|LOA|<OneRing | Feb 7 2005, 04:44 PM Post #14 |
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Wow... Is there anything you don't consider overrated? OneRing |
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| >|LOA|<Rose | Feb 7 2005, 09:53 PM Post #15 |
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I like truffles |
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