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Valentine
Topic Started: Feb 2 2005, 09:44 AM (415 Views)
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Thought some of Ya'll would get a kick out of this. Happy Valentine's Day


Redneck Valentine Poem
Collards are green, my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in may.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth for which I am proud.
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed..
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete. Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin' despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me "n" you's like a moon pie with a RC cold drank,
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for a Valentine's Day,
they git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day
for the cooler at Krogers, that's impressive, I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever", they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you..
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds....
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!!

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i can picture perfectly you handing it to you're bucktoothed pigtailed dirt faced honey bunny. :lol: :lol:
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Nice. Very nice.

Might I add that I grew up in such a town that would use words like that... But rest assured that I did not pick up the worst of redneck habits and phrases. :D

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Hey speaking on Valentine.


Anyone wanna be mine? lol
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Ohhhh! Pick me!!! Pick me!!!
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I hate Valentine's day!!!!!

I have NEVER..NEVER oh hey..did I say NEVER gotten anything for calentines day...stupid..teddy bears..and roses...and candy ..and roses...and bears..and roses...*I love roses hehe* stupid..stupid...cupid...

No wait I take that back...I got somthing one year...My X boyfriend asked if he could borrow 20 bucks to get me some flowers...ASS MONKEY!!!
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Feb 5 2005, 12:31 AM
No wait I take that back...I got somthing one year...My X boyfriend asked if he could borrow 20 bucks to get me some flowers...ASS MONKEY!!!

ROFLMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nothing special about this day... but thats just my opinion, lol maybe because I´m some kind of hermit that never leaves his room.
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Funny this is. Everytime I have a girlfriend or some girl that I'm dating, we always end up splitting up before St. Valentines Day. So I guess it kind of works out in my favour. :/

So I'm not going to complain. But shouldn't men get something for Valentine's day too? It's ridiculous. Sometimes us men need to feel loved and wanted too. Just sometimes though. ;)
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Hey now!!! I have always bout somthing for my men on Valentine's day!!! Bastards
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Good, here's what I want.

A new head gasket.
A new 5 speed standard transmission.
A new radiator.

Actually, just a whole new engine for my baby. Just make sure that everything is for a '96 Integra. Oh, also it's a vtech so everything is going to cost a little more. :/ Thanks Rosie, I appreciate it. :)))))))))))))))))))))))
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it's not my fault you parked uder 500 lbs of ice OK!!!!!!

no dude I was thinking ...a teddy bear??????
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Valentine's Day is overrated. Just like art, sports, college, Newtonian physics, Europe, beer, computers, music, truffles, air travel, history, the super bowl, and the opinions of others.
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Wow... Is there anything you don't consider overrated?

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I like truffles
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