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Caption Competition
Topic Started: 26 Apr 2009, 08:07 PM (1,307 Views)
Burnie
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What Sal does to those annoying Ork players who shout "waaagh!" during games
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Novogord
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Dear Jase,
I'm writing a letter to you, this is no protest nor is it an charge to you. But I would prefer an other way to decorate our home. I know you're passionated with your hobby, but please, don't bring any more Orc heads to our home.
Much love
Me
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Mortare
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'Having scouted out the defences at Warhammer World, Sal settles down to plan the offensive which will rid the world of these silly little plastic men'
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Jonny5
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101 ways to kill a nerd...
So i shall begin...

J5
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☺charlie_c67
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Items to buy.
Number 1. More tree bark...
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☺Jasevx
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Keep them coming lads! after she beat me senseless for posting this, she has her favourites!
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Jonny5
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"Memoirs of a warhammer 'player hater' "

Are we alowed more than one.... coz i got plenty

J5
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Penguin of Death
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"Digits?"
"Here miss"
"Old Guard?"
"Here miss"
"Jase? Jase?...detention"
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☺Jasevx
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Jonny, as many as you want mate!
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alextheartist
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"I think i'm going to need some more jd and coke..."
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# dean
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(calculating budget) Why can't he just shoot small furry creatures... We cant eat plastic and a moose head (Tho hideous) would look so much better than that thing.....
Edited by dean, 27 Apr 2009, 04:30 PM.
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Khrangar
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Sal's Book of Grudges:

Ork Boss Gargrim - completed
Destroy Jase's tanks - completed
Drink 2 Glasses of Bugman's best - still to do

I guess this makes Sal a dwarf then?

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Edited by Khrangar, 27 Apr 2009, 04:39 PM.
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Shadowphrakt
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Kill his models and make him watch.
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Jonny5
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"sals plan for complete warhammer annihilation" concludes....
1. Activate fire sprinklers allready filled with nitromors+petrol (a mixure i like to call 'nitrol')
2. Sit back and watch as them and there precious models dissolve in a shower of burning death
3. Celebrate the "ultimate victory"
4. Make a cup of tea then Detonate the reality bom... DAMN wrong sketch

J5

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☺Grizz
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Taking my hammer to Jase's tanks is not conductive to our relationship.
Taking my hammer to Jase's tanks is not conductive to our relationship.
Taking my hammer to Jase's tanks is not conductive to our relationship.
Taking my hammer to Jase's tanks is not conductive to our relationship...
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Shadowphrakt
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Grizz
27 Apr 2009, 04:53 PM
Taking my hammer to Jase's tanks is not conductive to our relationship.
Taking my hammer to Jase's tanks is not conductive to our relationship.
Taking my hammer to Jase's tanks is not conductive to our relationship.
Taking my hammer to Jase's tanks is not conductive to our relationship...
love it mate
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# Captain Wolverine
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Wedding shopping list:

Dress = 2 super heavy tanks
bouquet = 4 Lemun Russ's
bridemaids dress = 7 tanks, 4 super heavies and a full platoon of imperial guard.
Jazz band = All the Sister of Battle.
Edited by Captain Wolverine, 27 Apr 2009, 05:29 PM.
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Shadowphrakt
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"You've been a very naughty boy SC, haven't you?"
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# El Diablo
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While writing the pre-nuptial agreement -

'I get half his tanks? Im going to need a new saw......'
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Burnie
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Perhaps my most daring yet "What happens to any ork who comes after Sal's dwarf" :P
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