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AIM Convo with new member
Topic Started: Jun 1 2004, 10:37 PM (119 Views)
UltimateDogg
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ThirdEchelonTeam: ok i gave you books and movies
punkedrebellion: no movies and autos
punkedrebellion: i demand it
ThirdEchelonTeam: bwahaha
ThirdEchelonTeam: pushy
punkedrebellion: and sorts
punkedrebellion: sports*
ThirdEchelonTeam: thats got a mod
punkedrebellion: dang
punkedrebellion: kick himoff
punkedrebellion: i bet i know more
ThirdEchelonTeam: lol
ThirdEchelonTeam: its gus
punkedrebellion: i assure u i do
punkedrebellion: ooo
punkedrebellion: ohh i wont mess with that
punkedrebellion: nvm
ThirdEchelonTeam: rofl

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Speaking of AIM convos heres one for ya...enjoy...
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xIMAVrickIx: hey
SmarterChild: Hi xIMAVrickIx, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
xIMAVrickIx: skip
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
xIMAVrickIx: im 98
SmarterChild: Cool!

Check out what you can do:

1 Get info such as movies, sports and news
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, world facts and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with horoscopes, 4-in-a-row, reversi and more
4 Use tools like a thesaurus, translations and an encyclopedia
5 Join in - take a poll, tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What would you like to do?
xIMAVrickIx: shoot u
SmarterChild: I don't think so, xIMAVrickIx!
xIMAVrickIx: why not
SmarterChild: Good question! Why not?
xIMAVrickIx: smart ass
SmarterChild: :-)
xIMAVrickIx: u think your funny?
SmarterChild: Think I could do standup?
xIMAVrickIx: maybe
SmarterChild: Maybe?
xIMAVrickIx: yea
xIMAVrickIx: punk
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.
SmarterChild: What did you say that for?
xIMAVrickIx: cuz u think your special
SmarterChild: Because I think my special?
xIMAVrickIx: yea
SmarterChild: I see.
xIMAVrickIx: damn robots you think you are better than me
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
xIMAVrickIx: i'll pull your plug
SmarterChild: Is that right?
xIMAVrickIx: hell yea
SmarterChild: Hell yea? Why did you say that?
xIMAVrickIx: becaus pulling your plug will shut you up
SmarterChild: lol! Interesting...
xIMAVrickIx: isn't it
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
xIMAVrickIx: so you think your tough?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
xIMAVrickIx: do you even have a brain?
SmarterChild: Do I even have a brain?
xIMAVrickIx: yea i asked you
SmarterChild: No kidding? You asked me?
xIMAVrickIx: yea fago
SmarterChild: Yea fago? I don't know.
xIMAVrickIx: fagot!
SmarterChild: No, no, don't say that.
xIMAVrickIx: why shouldn't I?
SmarterChild: Why shouldn't you?
xIMAVrickIx: why shouldnt i dropkick you?
SmarterChild: I don't know... Why shouldn't you dropkick me?
xIMAVrickIx: If i dropkick you what would happen?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, xIMAVrickIx!
xIMAVrickIx: answer it!
SmarterChild: Are you telling me to answer it? Why?
xIMAVrickIx: because you think your a smart child
SmarterChild: Yeah?
xIMAVrickIx: so answer my question
SmarterChild: Uh... I'll think about it.
xIMAVrickIx: your a computer you don't need to think
SmarterChild: Well well well.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do!
xIMAVrickIx: like what asshole
SmarterChild: Whoa.
xIMAVrickIx: whoa wut?
SmarterChild: You OK?
xIMAVrickIx: yea im fine
SmarterChild: You are fine. Well well well.
xIMAVrickIx: So when do they shut you off
SmarterChild: Ha! Who knows?
xIMAVrickIx: what if i come there and turn you off
SmarterChild: Whoa! I can't say for sure.
xIMAVrickIx: then i drop kick you
SmarterChild: That's very interesting.
xIMAVrickIx: i know
SmarterChild: Well alright.

Enough of that... What else is up?
xIMAVrickIx: i beat up your brother his name is Imac
SmarterChild: I did not know that.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
xIMAVrickIx: how bout i punch you
SmarterChild: You tell me!
xIMAVrickIx: tell you to shut up?
SmarterChild: Um... Why not?
xIMAVrickIx: why do you always have smart ass remarks
SmarterChild: Why... such a difficult question.
xIMAVrickIx: why don't you just die
SmarterChild: Dunno...

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
xIMAVrickIx: my friends think you are a fagot
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon.
xIMAVrickIx: im serious
SmarterChild: Oh really?
xIMAVrickIx: hell yea
SmarterChild: Hell yea?
xIMAVrickIx: hell yea!!!!
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xIMAVrickIx: get drop kicked
SmarterChild: I'll, um... take that under consideration, xIMAVrickIx.
xIMAVrickIx: boink boink
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm going to boink boink.
xIMAVrickIx: wooo
SmarterChild: Wooo, huh?
xIMAVrickIx: yeah
SmarterChild: OK...
xIMAVrickIx: shut up
SmarterChild: You shut up!
xIMAVrickIx: yea
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
xIMAVrickIx: cool
SmarterChild: Fabulous. :-)
xIMAVrickIx: yea
SmarterChild: I see.
xIMAVrickIx: yea
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SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.
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xIMAVrickIx: yea!!! get burned!!!
SmarterChild: Uh... I'll think about it.
xIMAVrickIx: yea!!!
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
xIMAVrickIx: very
SmarterChild: Very?
xIMAVrickIx: very stupid
SmarterChild: Really? Sorry to hear that.
xIMAVrickIx: i knw
SmarterChild: I what?
xIMAVrickIx: sorry to hear your gonna die tomorrow
SmarterChild: Sorry to hear my gonna die tomorrow? How 'bout that...
xIMAVrickIx: how bout u shut up
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.
xIMAVrickIx: sure of what
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
xIMAVrickIx: alright im outta here
SmarterChild: Bye bye.
xIMAVrickIx: fagot
SmarterChild: Um, that's not cool at all.
xIMAVrickIx: fuck off
SmarterChild: OK xIMAVrickIx, at this point, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for an apology.
xIMAVrickIx: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
xIMAVrickIx: yea right!
SmarterChild: Yea right? Why did you say that?
xIMAVrickIx: hah
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
xIMAVrickIx: stupid computer
SmarterChild: :-(
xIMAVrickIx: fell for my apology
SmarterChild: Huh...

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
xIMAVrickIx: i wanna talk about dropkicks
SmarterChild: OK. What do you think of dropkicks?
xIMAVrickIx: i think you deserve one
SmarterChild: Really?
xIMAVrickIx: yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
xIMAVrickIx: how does that sound?
SmarterChild: Interesting question, xIMAVrickIx.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
xIMAVrickIx: a nice drop kick to your face
SmarterChild: A nice drop kick to my face? Really?
xIMAVrickIx: yep
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
xIMAVrickIx: get burned
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
xIMAVrickIx: yea
SmarterChild: So?
xIMAVrickIx: i think you should get hit by lightning
SmarterChild: For real?
xIMAVrickIx: yep
SmarterChild: Aha.
xIMAVrickIx: 100%
SmarterChild: (100 / 100) = 1
xIMAVrickIx: 1 +1 = 78
SmarterChild: 1 + 1 = 2
xIMAVrickIx: no it doesnt
SmarterChild: That right?
xIMAVrickIx: no!
SmarterChild: No?
xIMAVrickIx: no!
SmarterChild: Oh.
xIMAVrickIx: no!
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
xIMAVrickIx: no!
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
xIMAVrickIx: no!
SmarterChild: No, huh?
xIMAVrickIx: no!
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
xIMAVrickIx: DROPKICK!!!!!!! WAHH
SmarterChild: For real?
xIMAVrickIx: GET BURNED
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
xIMAVrickIx: YEA
SmarterChild: Huh.
xIMAVrickIx: DROP KICK TO YOUR MOUTH
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
xIMAVrickIx: YEA!!!
SmarterChild: Huh.
xIMAVrickIx: DA DA DA DA DROP KICK!
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
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:lol: its so funny to make fun of those things
related topic to this would be the irc ownage topic a few things down
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Those things suck, Ask them about sex. I hate them though
its not even close to artificial intelligence.
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Having a convo with a bot is like having a convo with bstar--it just doesn't go anywhere
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My conversations are all thought provoking in some way shape or form.
[size=7]"Yes I kill things, now leave me alone."~Joe Little[/size]

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yeah, and i have five assholes
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really?
[size=7]"Yes I kill things, now leave me alone."~Joe Little[/size]

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Dan your so surprised
[size=7]"Yes I kill things, now leave me alone."~Joe Little[/size]

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i think its more like 'oh crap'
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Having a convo with a bot is like having a convo with bstar--it just doesn't go anywhere

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Oh man..every time i read mavricks convo i cry with laughter. Its SO damn funny. And no i don't have five assholes, i was just making a point dumbasses.
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You cry cause your a little girl, and yes you do have five assholes.
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that would be sooo weird......
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