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Any *Sickos* here?; Yes, literally
Topic Started: May 6 2009, 09:35 PM (361 Views)
scottycatt
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Just ran across this online posting today and wondered if any of you have been dealing with a *mystery* ailment or undiagnosed illness or affliction. If so, maybe this is just the ticket for you! ;)




"THE BIGGEST LOSER" PRODUCERS CASTING NEW DIAGNOSIS SHOW! (Los Angeles, CA)

Reply to: job-vzyyk-1155073667@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-04, 10:18PM PDT


The producers of "Biggest Loser" are looking for patient candidates who are having symptoms that need the expert evaluation of a specialist. If you know you need to see a specialist or if your general physician has recommended you see one, now's your chance to see one for free! This primetime medical diagnosis program will offer all the state-of-the-art diagnostic testing and specialist consultations needed to a few selected candidates who really want to figure out "What's wrong with me?"

If you know you have some symptoms that really need to be checked out, send an email with your full name, contact information and a list of your symptoms. Make sure you send your information as soon as possible because no further candidates will be reviewed after Thursday, May 7th. Please note that we provide a free diagnosis but not treatment afterward. You will pay NOTHING for the diagnosis which can cost thousands of dollars for the best care! Some sort of medical insurance is required for treatment AFTER your diagnosis.

To improve the quality of your life, an accurate diagnosis is imperative!

Hiring Organization: Reveille
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Compensation: FREE DIAGNOSIS!
Telecommuting is ok.


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Why?
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iscreamer1
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Oh I can't wait to tune in for that one......NOT!
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is now a happily married woman x
from the title thread i thought Bev meant something else :pinch:
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is loving life and is so happy xxx
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Bill
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I hope people understand now why public health cover is such a bad idea.

If everyone had affordable health cover, they would never get the opportunity to have their symptoms scrutinised by millions of people on a prime time freak show.
Put a puppet on it.
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Bill
May 7 2009, 01:29 AM
I hope people understand now why public health cover is such a bad idea.

If everyone had affordable health cover, they would never get the opportunity to have their symptoms scrutinised by millions of people on a prime time freak show.
Exactly!

This is really scraping the bottom of the barrel of bad TV!
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Andy
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Don't speak too soon. I'm off to pitch my idea for "Celebrity Colonic Irrigation" to ITV2. I'm rather hopeful.
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Andy
May 9 2009, 05:00 PM
Don't speak too soon. I'm off to pitch my idea for "Celebrity Colonic Irrigation" to ITV2. I'm rather hopeful.
That's actually viable. So many celebrities today are totally full of sh*t.


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Andy
May 9 2009, 05:00 PM
Don't speak too soon. I'm off to pitch my idea for "Celebrity Colonic Irrigation" to ITV2. I'm rather hopeful.
Andy, if you change that to Celebrity Colonoscopy than you may have a chance. No, wait how about Big Brother Colonoscopy?!?
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