Here's the lolcat translator, for anyone interested.
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DIS AR TEH MODERATD FORUM HOWEVR, MODERATORS WILL ONLY INTERVENE WHEN NECESARY AN ONLY IF MEMBERS R POSTIN THINGS WHICH R CONSIDERD OVERTLY PROFANE, COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL, LIBELOUS OR NOT DEEMD 2 BE IN DA SPIRIT OV DIS FORUM. TEH SPIRIT OV DIS FORUM IZ AS FOLLOWS;
MEMBERS R EXPECTD 2 BE BEATLEZ FANZ. THAZ TEH WAN PRE-REQUIZIET 4 BEAN HER. IF UVE COME HER 2 DISRESPECT TEH BEATLEZ OR TEH FAMILIEZ OV TEH BEATLEZ, DEN U CAN EXPECT 2 BE BANND FAIRLY PROMPTLY. HOWEVR, DIS DOEZ NOT MEEN DAT THEY, OR THEIR MUSIC, R BEYOND OR ABOOV CRITICISM. PEEPS CAN BE TEH BIGGEST BEATLEZ FAN IN DA WURLD AN STILL DISLIKE CERTAIN TRACKZ OR SOLO ALBUMS. WE WANTS OPEN AN VARID DISCUSHUNS BOUT MUSIC AN OTHR SUBJECTS AN OPINIONS WILL BE RESPECTD BY TEH ADMINISTRASHUN/MODERATIN TEAM. TEH SPIRIT OV DIS FORUM IZ ALSO BASD AROUND TEH SPIRIT OV TEH BEATLEZ MUSIC - PEACE AN LUV.
WUT WILL NOT BE TOLERATD IZ RACISM, SEKSISM, HOMOFOBIA OR ANY OTHR COMMENTS WHICH R BASD ON PREJUDICE AN R STATD 2 CAUSE GREVIOUS OFFENSE. RESPECT IZ TEH KEY ON DIS FORUM BUT, AGAIN, IN DA INTERESTS OV FREE SPEECH AN OPEN DISCUSHUN, WE WILL NOT INVOKE R RITE 2 CENSOR UNLES WE FEELZ IT ABSOLUTELY NECESARY. AS DIS CAN BE VIEWD BY CHILDREN, DISCUSHUNS AN POSTS WHICH R OVERTLY SEKSUAL CANT BE PERMITTD, BUT HARMLES INNUENDO WILL BE OVERLOOKD AS WILL NON-EROTIC DISCUSHUNS BOUT SEKZ CONDUCTD IN SENSIBLE, ADULT MANNR. MEMBERS HOO R CONTINUOUSLY DISRUPTIV AN POST 2 CAUSE OR INFLAME ARGUMENTS, OR MEMBERS HOO MAK REPEATD PERSONAL ATTACKZ ON OTHR MEMBERS WILL BE DEALT WIF PROMPTLY.
IF FORUM MEMBR MAKEZ POST DAT U BLEEV 2 BE OFFENSIV, PLZ DO NOT REPLY 2 TEH POST AN CONTACT MODERATOR AT TEH FURST AVAILABLE OPPORTUNITY. TEH ADMIN & MOD TEAM HAS ALL HAD EXTENSIV EXPERIENCE OV BEAN ORDINARY MEMBERS OV FORUMS AN KNOE HOW FRUSTRATIN IT CAN BE WHEN PEEPS MAK SUCH COMMENTS AN WILL REACT WIF SYMPATHY IF U FEELZ LIEK U MUST HAS UR RITE 2 REPLY, BUT WE WUD PREFR MEMBERS 2 COUNT 2 10 AN LET US DEAL WIF IT. IF U REACT IN SUCH MANNR WHICH CUD ALSO BE CONSIDERD OFFENSIV, U CUD FIND YOURSELF ALSO BEAN WARND REGARDIN UR CONDUCT, BUT WE WILL DO R BEST 2 TREAT ALL COMPLAINTS SRSLY AN 2 DEAL WIF THEM 2 BOTH UR AN R SATISFACSHUN.
FINALLY, ALL WARNINGS AN BANZ R AT TEH DISCRESHUN OV TEH MODERASHUN/ADMINISTRASHUN TEAM HENCE THAR R NO FIXD NUMBR OV WARNINGS U CAN GIT BEFORE U FACE SUSPENSHUN OR BAN - IT WILL, HOWEVR, BE MADE PERFECTLY CLEAR WHEN U R ON UR FINAL WARNIN... AN 4 EXTREMELY SERIOUS MATTERS AN INSTANT BAN CAN ALSO APPLY. HAVIN SED ALL DAT (AN IM AFRAID DAT WE HAS 2 SO EVRYONE KNOWS WER THEY STAND), WE DO NOT WANTS 2 WARN OR BAN PEEPS AT ALL, SO PLZ DOAN FORCE R HAND AN MAK US!
HOPE U HAS GREAT TIEM AT STRAWBERRY FIELDZ.
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