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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 20 2008, 01:49 AM (1,200 Views) | |
| midnight | Jul 20 2008, 01:49 AM Post #1 |
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I'm Sorry for Arguing on the board. I shouldn’t have got in to it but I don't like when people put my mom down for no reason at all. It really up sad me .sorry everyone . I’m asking forgiveness. Thank you guys very much. ~Heather~ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Edited by midnight, Jul 20 2008, 02:13 AM.
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| Kit_Kat | Jul 20 2008, 02:32 AM Post #2 |
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Hi Heather, looks like I missed it hun but give your Mom my love xxxxxxxxxxx
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| BeatleBarb | Jul 20 2008, 03:35 AM Post #3 |
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No worries, dear
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| midnight | Jul 20 2008, 03:53 AM Post #4 |
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I will Kit-kat. |
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| midnight | Jul 20 2008, 03:54 AM Post #5 |
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Thank you |
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| beatlechick | Jul 20 2008, 07:30 AM Post #6 |
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In Paul's Arms!
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Heather, you just did what us children should do when you feel your mother has been slagged off like you thought yours was. I missed it all but I hope everything has calmed down by now. |
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| Jacaranda | Jul 20 2008, 12:29 PM Post #7 |
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Heather it's ok, don't worry. Everything's cool. |
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| Kopite | Jul 20 2008, 03:35 PM Post #8 |
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Why do you say sorry? You've done nothing wrong. it's the f*cking nutcase who should apologise. |
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| Bill | Jul 20 2008, 04:04 PM Post #9 |
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Yeah, alright, and there's no better way to turn this thread into an even worse fight than the other one than to call people names and argue over who should apologise to whom. Please keep all posts on this thread in the spirit that was originally intended. Thanks! |
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| Kopite | Jul 20 2008, 05:27 PM Post #10 |
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I apologise.
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“Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say, 'We're Liverpool'.” - Bill Shankly | |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 20 2008, 06:35 PM Post #11 |
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Anyone want a friendly arguement? |
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| Dorfliedot | Jul 21 2008, 02:37 AM Post #12 |
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| midnight | Jul 21 2008, 06:31 AM Post #13 |
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Yeah Friendly Arguement . I just want
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 21 2008, 08:28 AM Post #14 |
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Oh no you don't! |
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| midnight | Jul 21 2008, 07:15 PM Post #15 |
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Your funny
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I love myself.lol
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| Colin | Jul 21 2008, 08:18 PM Post #16 |
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Why do I always miss all the action?
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There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on the earth http://www.myspace.com/colin_o_m http://www.flickr.com/photos/27864525@N08/ | |
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| Queenbee | Jul 22 2008, 01:56 AM Post #17 |
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Me too! :-) |
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| BlueMolly2009 | Jul 22 2008, 04:02 AM Post #18 |
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I go away for a week and look what happens. The crap hits the fan. All parties involved go to your rooms, you've been bad.
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 22 2008, 04:03 AM Post #19 |
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Oh no I'm not! |
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| Bill | Jul 22 2008, 04:46 AM Post #20 |
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That's not an argument, it's just contradiction. |
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| midnight | Jul 22 2008, 07:41 AM Post #21 |
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If your not funny then you must be crazy.LOL |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 22 2008, 02:27 PM Post #22 |
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No it isn't! |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 22 2008, 02:28 PM Post #23 |
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No I'm not. |
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| BlueMolly2009 | Jul 22 2008, 04:18 PM Post #24 |
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Doesn't this remind anyone of Monty Python's Argument Sketch?
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 22 2008, 04:32 PM Post #25 |
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No it doesn't! |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Jul 22 2008, 05:23 PM Post #26 |
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You think?
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| Dorfliedot | Jul 22 2008, 11:03 PM Post #27 |
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no it doesn't |
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| Deleted User | Jul 22 2008, 11:53 PM Post #28 |
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LOL @ Mark and his NOs
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| Jacaranda | Jul 23 2008, 12:47 AM Post #29 |
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Honestly, I try not to.
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| midnight | Jul 23 2008, 01:24 AM Post #30 |
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Me too.LOL |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 23 2008, 02:51 AM Post #31 |
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Yes it does. |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Jul 23 2008, 02:57 AM Post #32 |
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Albatross! |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 23 2008, 02:59 AM Post #33 |
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A shroe a shroe my dingkom for a shroe! |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Jul 23 2008, 03:00 AM Post #34 |
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Flavour? It doesn't come in any flavour - it's a f*cking sea bird! |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 23 2008, 03:03 AM Post #35 |
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Do you get waffers with it? |
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| billyshears | Jul 23 2008, 03:06 AM Post #36 |
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You are crazy. Sometimes. You aren't crazy. Sometimes. And sometimes, you aren't crazy nor not crazy
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Jul 23 2008, 03:08 AM Post #37 |
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Wafers? Course you don't get f*cking wafers! Albatross! |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 23 2008, 03:08 AM Post #38 |
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Well, yes and no. |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 23 2008, 03:09 AM Post #39 |
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WARNING! THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS LARKS VOMIT! |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Jul 23 2008, 03:11 AM Post #40 |
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I prefer the Crunchy Frog, me. |
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| billyshears | Jul 23 2008, 03:11 AM Post #41 |
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OH SH*T!!! (Runs out of room) |
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| BlueMolly2009 | Jul 23 2008, 03:16 AM Post #42 |
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I had one of those. Excuse me. *runs to the bathroom holding her mouth* Edited by BlueMolly2009, Jul 23 2008, 03:17 AM.
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| Dorfliedot | Jul 23 2008, 03:17 AM Post #43 |
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dorothy says, what is that smell.
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| billyshears | Jul 23 2008, 03:27 AM Post #44 |
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It's the smell of Lark's Vomit.
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| midnight | Jul 23 2008, 05:49 AM Post #45 |
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You guys and ladies are making me sick inside.
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I love myself.lol
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| LadyMacca | Jul 23 2008, 05:08 PM Post #46 |
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I farted |
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Doooooon't slaaaaam the doooooor!!!! |
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| billyshears | Jul 23 2008, 05:56 PM Post #48 |
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Don't worry, I didn't. I was too busy with running away from the smell that I wasn't even THINKING about the door. |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 24 2008, 07:40 AM Post #49 |
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Treadmill! The mighty lager! With the worlds first great taste of fish! |
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| Dorfliedot | Jul 24 2008, 09:37 AM Post #50 |
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Someone lift the fish in tunk of the car.. |
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| beatlespud | Jul 24 2008, 07:56 PM Post #51 |
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Dimsdale!!!! Dean |
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| midnight | Jul 24 2008, 10:58 PM Post #52 |
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Farting Contest An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out done the wife rips another one and say, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says,"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains really hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he soils the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides". |
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| midnight | Jul 24 2008, 11:05 PM Post #53 |
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The Poopie List Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your bu** fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more. Turtle Poopie The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger. Gas-sy Poopie The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling! Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Corn Poopie (Self explanatory) Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your bu** so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water. Liquid Poopie The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your bu** and spashes all over the toilet bowl. Upper Class Poopie The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell. The Suprise Poopie You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie! The Dangling Poopie This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. |
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| midnight | Jul 24 2008, 11:08 PM Post #54 |
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Fart Joke: Different Type of Farters Vain You love the smell of your own farts. Amiable You love the smell of other people's farts. Proud You think your farts are exceptionally fine. Shy You release silent farts and then blush. Impudent You boldly fart out loud and then laugh. Anti-Social When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private. Strategic You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing. Sadistic You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head. Intellectual You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed. Athletic You fart at the slightest exertion. Miserable You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart. Sensitive You fart and then start crying. Unfortunate You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead. Scientific You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution. Nervous You stop in the middle of your fart. Honest You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons. Dishonest You fart and then blame the dog. Foolish You suppress your farts for hours. Thrifty You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve. |
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| billyshears | Jul 24 2008, 11:44 PM Post #55 |
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Those are awesome!!!
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| billyshears | Jul 24 2008, 11:55 PM Post #56 |
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Different types of farts Big one The classic loud and really smelly fart SBD A very quiet fart that smells really bad Squeaker A small fart that squeaks Breeze A very small fart that all you hear is the air Silent Fart A very quiet fart that doesn't smell at all Lucky Fart A very loud fart that doesn't smell at all Sequence When you fart more than once at a time Long/Short Sequence A very long, powerful fart followed by a couple short, weak farts Burping Fart When you burp and it smells like a fart Farting Burp When you fart and it smells like a burp |
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| Rose | Jul 25 2008, 01:27 AM Post #57 |
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| Bill | Jul 25 2008, 01:54 AM Post #58 |
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Okay, I think this thread has taken a step in the wrong direction. Can we ease up on the toilet humour please? |
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| FamousGroupie | Jul 25 2008, 12:14 PM Post #59 |
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Not to take away from the joke, but the name is Dinsdale. Doug and Dinsdale Piranha. Trust me, I know.
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| beatlespud | Jul 25 2008, 07:28 PM Post #60 |
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It's been a while since I've seen that sketch so I bow to your greater knowledge. Dean |
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| midnight | Jul 26 2008, 08:04 AM Post #61 |
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ME TOO. |
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| midnight | Jul 26 2008, 10:38 AM Post #62 |
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Dean you are cool. Edited by midnight, Jul 26 2008, 10:41 AM.
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| beatlespud | Jul 27 2008, 05:09 AM Post #63 |
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Not sure what brought that on.... but thank you Both you and your mom are cool too.. Dean |
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| FamousGroupie | Jul 27 2008, 10:17 AM Post #64 |
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Sorry to sound pompous there Dean!! My surname just happens to be Dinsdale, so you can imagine what I copped through school! |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 27 2008, 05:41 PM Post #65 |
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And what's more, he knew how to treat a female impersonater! |
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| midnight | Jul 28 2008, 04:09 AM Post #66 |
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and there is male impersonater too. His name is Mark Baker. LOL......
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Jul 28 2008, 03:09 PM Post #67 |
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No one fools for my impersonations. |
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| midnight | Aug 21 2008, 01:13 AM Post #68 |
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Oh really. That's cool. |
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