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Barb's Law? 8 (100%)
Ben Franklin's? 0 (0%)
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Barb's Law?
Topic Started: Jun 17 2008, 04:40 AM (166 Views)
fab4fan
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Just for a laugh. :giggle:

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
poop. (that's over 2 pounds). However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water =
Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .
Edited by fab4fan, Jun 17 2008, 04:41 AM.
Mnisthiti mou Kurie!
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Bill
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Of course, like any other part of us, the immune system needs exercise too. So perhaps a glass and a half of water, three or four times a week would still be good for you.
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BeatleBarb
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To succeed you must add water to your wine until there is no more water. --Jules Renard
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mspeel 007
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Woo-Hoo!!! I KNEW wine was good for me!!!! :yahoo: :clap:
[AND IN THE END.....THE LOVE YOU TAKE...IS EQUAL TO THE LOVE YOU MAKE
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Dorfliedot
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:yahoo: Beer good for me too. It give me courge to tell people there full of sh*t. None of you of course. :flower:
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Rose
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Well, here's another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul...
Does this count? Since it is now my drink of choice. :sweet:

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"I'm in awe of McCartney. He's about the only one that I am in awe of. He can do it all. And he's never let up... He's just so damn effortless." ~ Bob Dylan
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