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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 17 2008, 04:40 AM (166 Views) | |
| fab4fan | Jun 17 2008, 04:40 AM Post #1 |
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Just for a laugh. To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds). However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t . There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service . Edited by fab4fan, Jun 17 2008, 04:41 AM.
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| Bill | Jun 17 2008, 05:10 AM Post #2 |
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Of course, like any other part of us, the immune system needs exercise too. So perhaps a glass and a half of water, three or four times a week would still be good for you. |
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| BeatleBarb | Jun 17 2008, 05:15 AM Post #3 |
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To succeed you must add water to your wine until there is no more water. --Jules Renard |
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| mspeel 007 | Jun 17 2008, 05:50 AM Post #4 |
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Woo-Hoo!!! I KNEW wine was good for me!!!!
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| Dorfliedot | Jun 17 2008, 06:06 AM Post #5 |
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Beer good for me too. It give me courge to tell people there full of sh*t. None of you of course.
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| Rose | Jun 17 2008, 03:16 PM Post #6 |
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Well, here's another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul...
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Does this count? Since it is now my drink of choice.
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