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The All-New Beatles Movie!; That we're writing...
Topic Started: Mar 27 2008, 05:40 PM (1,584 Views)
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PAUL: I'd offer you one, Brian, but ya know, it's just not your style.
I don't believe in Bondi. I don't believe in rugby league. I believe in Yoko, John Lennon, the Lost Weekend and me.
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DICK: (from behind the camera) Oh come on, lads! You're the Beatles, not the Carry-on gang. Can we raise the bar please?
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John dances in with a limbo bar: Limbo, limbo, lim-BO! How low can you go??
I don't believe in Bondi. I don't believe in rugby league. I believe in Yoko, John Lennon, the Lost Weekend and me.
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GEORGE: 'Ere, where's Ringo?
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PAUL: Trying to get his nose under the bar Dick was talking about.
I don't believe in Bondi. I don't believe in rugby league. I believe in Yoko, John Lennon, the Lost Weekend and me.
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RINGO: This whole thing is getting increasingly cartoonish if you ask me.
(Morphs into Cartoon-Ringo from the Beatles TV cartoon)
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John: Ringo stop playing games. and, moph back would you. I got a couple of girls coming over. Paul, hide your grandfather he is to clean.
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BRIAN: Fine, play your little games. But I expect you to be at the studio by noon!
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JOHN: You're expecting, Brian? Congratulations! When it's due?
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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BRIAN: (slaps himself) Whatever. Be there at noon.
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JOHN: Toodle-pip, old chaps! Look lively, what, what? Cuppa tea George?
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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GEORGE: I prefer coffee.
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JOHN (tutting): Dear, dear... that simply won't do, old bean... it's just not British, you know!
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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PAUL: One lump or two?
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GEORGE: One'll be fine.
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(Gulper creeps up behind John wielding a mallet)
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RINGO: John, duck!
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JOHN: Where?
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Aimee Wilbury
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Gulper: (quacks)
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JOHN: That didn't sound like a duck, it sounded like a... (Gulper biffs him on the top of the head) ...swallow...! Ooh Mother, I don't feel well... (collapses in comic way)
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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GEORGE: Johnny, you all right?
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JOHN: (murmuring) I'm fine, love... that's a pretty dress you're wearing Ringo... is it Friday? I'm sure it's Friday!

(John starts seeing swirling colours which start off pretty and soon turn into sinister shapes - SOUNDTRACK: Tomorrow Never Knows)
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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RINGO: This was a planned scheme to teach you what you get for taking LSD!
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Older woman with dollar Bills in her hand shouts" Take it all off honey show me your all get all"


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BEATLES: (run to TV studio)
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The lights are bright and the producer welcomes the fab four back saying :" I see you encountered my granny."

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(They sing "Taxman")
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Followed by" Rocky Raccoon

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Apr 22 2008, 06:26 AM
Followed by" Rocky Raccoon

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This is in 1966! ;)
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(Followed by "Got to Get You Into My Life")
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doris mendlovitz
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As the quantum leap light fades as the Producers Granny sneaks in back stage


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PRODUCER: GET MY GRANNY OUT OF HERE!!!
(Gulper escorts Granny out of studio)
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Granny throws a personal item at George with a 20 dollar bill attached
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GEORGE: Yay, 20 pounds!
RINGO (while drumming): It's your solo, George!
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George Winks at Granny
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(George gets back to his solo)
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When he recieves a standing ovation from the crowd afterwords
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PAUL: Hey George, it's twenty dollars, not pounds! Where are you going to spend that?
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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George replies:" Hey guys how about some coffee and donuts "
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PAUL: (off mic) You know that's only worth ten pounds. (sings into mic) Can't buy me love everybody tells me so can't buy me love no no no no!
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GEORGE: Damn, I can't buy a new guitar with this money!
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PAUL: But you can buy about 15 candy bars with that money.
GEORGE: Oooooh, candy bars!
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Granny stands in front of the stage and shouts. Winking her eyes at George: " Honey I will be waiting for you."

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GEORGE: GET THAT B*TCH OUT OF HERE!!!
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PRODUCER: Nobody calls my grandmother a b*tch!!!
GEORGE: Well, she is!!!
PRODUCER: Wanna bet???
(They proceed to fight right on stage)
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PAUL: Whoa, whoa, break it up!!!
(John, Paul, Gulper, the guards, and Granny try to separate the producer and George)
(Meanwhile, Ringo keeps on drumming) :giggle:
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Aimee Wilbury
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(fans keep on screaming)
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doris mendlovitz
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When Jerry springer walks on stage to mediate
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(But George and the producer just keep on fighting)
(The fans see this as their golden opportunity to run after Ringo, as the guards are trying to break up the fight, the fight is blocking the backstage exit, and the only other exits will be blocked by the rush of fans up the outer aisles)
(The fans proceed to run up the stage and corner Ringo as the fight goes on, nobody paying attention to what is happening on stage)
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RINGO: HEY, GUARDS!!! EXCUSE ME!!! ARE YOU BLIND!?!? LOOK AT WHAT IS HAPPENING ON STAGE!!!
(Guards don't hear him)
RINGO (thinks to himself): Well, I have to get out of here, I can just knock over the fight and run away, then they'll figure out all these fans are here chasing me.
(Ringo runs and smashes through the fight, as the guards block the way as Paul, John, and Gulper separate George and the producer. Granny just walks away)
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Aimee Wilbury
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(Unfortunatly, the fans do start chasing)
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The Three Stooges enter for a cameo. They look around and realise they're not needed, shrug and exit.
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(Guards, producers, Gulper, Granny, John, Paul, and George start chasing fans, when the fans realize three of the Beatles are chasing them, they turn around and chase them)
RINGO: Was it something I said?
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Aimee Wilbury
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(Beatles scream and run away from fans, and somehow end up locked in a bread truck.)
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BEATLES: LET US OUT!!! LET US OUT!!!
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Aimee Wilbury
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(The bread truck starts drivin away.)
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BREAD TRUCK DRIVER: What the 'ell is that noise in the trailer? (Gets out to look) THE BEATLES!?!? Can I have an autograph?
(Beatles run away and the driver chases them)
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(Fans see them and start chasing them)
BEATLES: NO!!!!!!!!!
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(Beatles split up, run to their own houses with thousands of fans surrounding each house)
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(They each use underground tunnels from their houses to get back on stage and finish the show)
(They end with a long jam of "Taxman")
GULPER: Yes! That was exactly what I was looking for! Top of the world, here we come!
(Suddenly the movie ends as the black screen crashes down)
(During ending credits the background song is a live version of "I'm Down")
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Aimee Wilbury
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PART 2
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PART 2

It starts in June 1968, at EMI studios recording the White Album. The crazes of girls have stopped, and they are just about to record take one of "Rocky Raccoon".

JOHN: Dammit, where's my pick?
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(John runs around wildly looking for his pick)
JOHN: Where's my pick? Where's my pick? Where's my---
GEORGE: It's in your back pocket.
Edited by billyshears, Jul 2 2008, 04:56 AM.
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JOHN: (blushing) Oh, thanks. TAKE ONE!!!
(They run through a sloppy first two verses)
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Act3
Paul realize that he doesn't love women with blond hair anymore. He start looking at women with a lots of weight and have wonderful smiles. He realizes, that a women who is not model will appreciate him more. Paul thought to his self. I need to get married to be happy. as he thinking Ringo walks in and starts talking to him about concert that he like to do with Paul in California. Paul, tells Ringo that he thought it be a great thing to do together. Paul and Ringo thought of writing song about people that they love that have pass. He remember the laughter and the smiles he had with John and with George.
He thought to his self those were the days. if only I would cherish them. but, I was young and I want to just have fun. We thought the time come were one of us would be gone.
He thought the time we spent vacationing together we had the most fun. He thought we had the world. Or at least we thought so. He thought if I could turn back time I would everything to do so.
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(The song turned out to be "Don't Pass Me By")
JOHN: Guys, let's get back to recording "Rocky Raccoon" instead of thinking of a new song!
(They record another sloppy take 2)
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PAUL: George, no guitar solos in this song! John, you're supposed to play the bass line [[because Paul's playing the piano]]! Ringo, this is not a rock song! TAKE THREE!!!
(Take 3 is exactly perfect)
Edited by billyshears, Jul 5 2008, 05:01 AM.
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PAUL: Great, let's move on to "Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da".
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Aimee Wilbury
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(take one is TERRIBLE)
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PAUL: Come on, John, it's the bass line again! (because Paul plays the piano in this song) George, I don't want a guitar solo! Ringo, go a LOT faster!
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Aimee Wilbury
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(to rebel, the other Beatles play it badly on purpose.)
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(Take two has Ringo going WAY too fast on drums)
PAUL: Ringo, not that fast! Specifically at meter 120!
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(Take three is perfect)
PAUL: Great, wanna do "Don't Pass Me By" Ringo?
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Aimee Wilbury
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(Random girl runs in, grabs the lyric sheet, and runs back out.)
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RINGO (running after her): Give back me lyrics!!!
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Aimee Wilbury
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(girl disappears and they can't catch her.)
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JOHN: Damn, I guess we can do "Julia" now.
PAUL: No, let's do "Why Don't We Do it in the Road"
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Aimee Wilbury
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(they keep bickering until a pipes bursts and makes everything all wet.)
George: Dang frozen pipes.
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(John goes into another room to record "Julia" while Paul and Ringo go into a different room to record "Why Don't We Do it in the Road")
GEORGE (to George Martin, who is still there): I guess we'll just sit here.
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Aimee Wilbury
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(a crash from the other room and a scream.)
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(They both rush in)
RINGO (storming out): (in an angry tone) GOOD DAY!!!
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Aimee Wilbury
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(silence.)
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GEORGE (Martin): What was that all about?
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PAUL: Oh, Ringo wanted to have a drum solo in my song.
(Stunned silence)


[If you don't get it, Ringo hated drum solos]
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JOHN (coming out of other room): What is all the commotion??? I try to record a simple acoustic track and I hear screaming and yelling!
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Aimee Wilbury
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(suddenly, there's a lot of screaming and pounding outside door, with lots of fans pounding on it.)
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PAUL (Running to entrance and then flapping his arms): Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
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Aimee Wilbury
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(door breaks down and fans swarm him)
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GEORGE (Harrison): Time for plan B!
(He gets fire extinguisher)
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(George sprays the fire extinguisher at the fans, they run away)
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JOHN: Where's Ringo?
PAUL: He stormed out and I have no idea when he'll come back.
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Stage Hand : Keith Moon is in the audience should we ask him to stand in.
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doris mendlovitz
Aug 14 2008, 07:36 AM
Stage Hand : Keith Moon is in the audience should we ask him to stand in.
love doris
This is in 1968!
I am James, and this is my signature.
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