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The Groin Man; Official Thread
Topic Started: Jan 10 2008, 09:22 PM (8,264 Views)
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bluemeanie
Jan 26 2008, 10:36 PM
groin man doesnt want me anymore :cry: :cry:

Cupid ???? do you want the same ???????/

hey Jayne :hug: I think the groin man wants you, he is just busy preparing his next flirt, you know, looking for words in the dictionary etc.

BTW, I think the cupid is antidotty, sshhhhh dont tell anyone :innocent: -_-
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Jan 27 2008, 01:57 AM
Ok, the screamergirl (do you?) and BBarb just had to arrive as I'm leaving. So, to those two beauties -- wet, juicy kisses and a little ear nibble from me to you.

Well Groiny wouldn't you like to know, but keep talking like that and you just might find out!!
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i wont - lips zipped lol :P to be led astray like this :cry: :cry:
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Kisses and best wishes.
Simple dishes that is delicious
Sugar, spice, and all that is nice. A piece of pie to open your eyes to my disguise. What a surprise to what lies. Peanut butter and rye. Sizzling flies. Your hearts delights. May I will be so, polite do you want to go out with me tonight? If it is ok, with everyone on this site. Everyone enjoy them selves tonight. In addition, have a quite night.
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:hmm: :blink:
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I'm confused now who wants me :cry: :cry: :cry:

I know someone here with me now wants me thou :wub:

im off bed shortly
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Jan 26 2008, 10:14 PM
I'm confused now who wants me :cry: :cry: :cry:

I know someone here with me now wants me thou :wub:

im off bed shortly

I want you.. hick with cupit.. he is stupit.
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I think we have a pretty horny board...we need a love-in...
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Jan 27 2008, 05:14 AM
I'm confused now who wants me :cry: :cry: :cry:

I know someone here with me now wants me thou :wub:

im off bed shortly

It`s nice to be wanted. :D
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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How did I end up on page 2?

Where are all my girls? My heart longs to be with you all.
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I am keeping an eye on you Groin thing <_<
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Jan 27 2008, 06:15 AM
bluemeanie
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I'm confused now who wants me  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

I know someone here with me now wants me thou :wub: 

im off bed shortly

It`s nice to be wanted. :D

it certainly is :wub: :wub: :wub: and for it to be genuine too
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Just an eye? ;)

Someone said something about a love-in and I think that would be quite appropriate.

Jaynie, shall we begin?
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Jan 27 2008, 06:58 PM
Just an eye? ;)

Someone said something about a love-in and I think that would be quite appropriate.

Jaynie, shall we begin?

Groin-Man - you are needed in the Vent Thread! Spread some love around there would ya?
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Jan 27 2008, 03:05 PM
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Just an eye?  ;)

Someone said something about a love-in and I think that would be quite appropriate. 

Jaynie, shall we begin?

Groin-Man - you are needed in the Vent Thread! Spread some love around there would ya?

If he is going to join the vent thread we better send in the antibiotics.
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Ladies & Gentleman,

I am going to out 'The Groin Man' in seven days, unless The Groin Man outs him/herself in the meantime.

So - stay tuned for the identity of The Groin Man in exactly seven days. ;)
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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Oh dear. 7 more days. That's not a lot of time. I do hope I haven't offended anyone. I guess I will just silently walk away into the night.
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Jan 27 2008, 03:13 PM
Oh dear. 7 more days. That's not a lot of time. I guess I will just silently walk away into the night.

do you walk barefoot?
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Well, here's another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul...
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Jan 27 2008, 03:06 PM
Ladies & Gentleman,

I am going to out 'The Groin Man' in seven days, unless The Groin Man outs him/herself in the meantime.

So - stay tuned for the identity of The Groin Man in exactly seven days. ;)

I'm glad you will tell us...even if he silently walks away into the night...

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Jan 27 2008, 09:13 PM
Oh dear. 7 more days. That's not a lot of time. I do hope I haven't offended anyone. I guess I will just silently walk away into the night.

You haven't offended anyone, Groin Man - there is just some feeling amongst some people that the joke has almost run it's course. Besides, people like a good mystery! :D Feel free to stick around for the next week and, if you like, you can reveal your own identity. ;)
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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Groin man is a hippie :boogie:
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The Groin Man is creepy. :lol:
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Understood. I do have my sensitive side. I thought if I'd have run the course (fully clothed please) by now this thread would have died. Had NO IDEA it would turn into a raging forest fire! So, yes, in 7 days time...I will out myself. Until then, I still have SEVEN MORE GLORIOUS DAYS in this beautiful garden. ;) Can we make it 8 and I will divulge on February 4? Kind of like Eight Days A Week. And on a Monday. Seems kind of appropriate.

what a day that will be...
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Yes, that's fine by me. ^_^
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Jan 27 2008, 03:23 PM
The Groin Man is creepy. :lol:

Tom Petty is a pitty :lol:
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At least she didn't ask until Feb 14th.
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Well, here's another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul...
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Jan 27 2008, 03:27 PM
At least she didn't ask until Feb 14th.

she? ^_^

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Jan 27 2008, 02:27 PM
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Jan 27 2008, 03:27 PM
At least she didn't ask until Feb 14th.

she? ^_^

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Got admit groin man I gave you run for your money. By the way janye I meant it when I said, you are beautiful on the outside and on the in side.

I had fun along with my son in law playing Cupit.
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is this the groin man finally revieling himself :unsure: :unsure:

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I think the groin man is stalking you Jayne!
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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if he is as sexy as him i dont mind lol :P :P :P
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Go for it Jayne don't suppose you can bring him to Liverpool in June
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Jan 28 2008, 08:01 PM
Go for it Jayne don't suppose you can bring him to Liverpool in June

my groin man will be there don't worry ;) lol :P
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Woop woop i'll be looking forward to shaking his...


















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What if it a her. :unsure: Do we shake hands? or do we hug?
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Well, here's another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul...
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is this the groin man finally revieling himself :unsure: :unsure:

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Wow Jayne...I haven't see that one yet!

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I gotta say, I love this thread. It has served has hours of entertainment. ^_^

I look forward to seeing the identity of the Groin Man. :sweet:
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OMG is that Groin Man? :huh:
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Ladies, ladies, ladies, I think we should be happy with what little time we have left together. A week from today that time will be gone. So I think we should form a little circle and divulge what this groin man has done for you during my short tenure. And if it could be more, perhaps an arrangement could be made. ;) But we've only a week to do it.

Until then, feel my hands gently hold your face and my nose tickle yours. Just a taste of what is to come. My anxious tongue parts your lips as we journey to explore the insides of one another. My hard body presses tightly to yours. We feel our chests heave as our breathing becomes labored. It's not long before our desires escalate to the point of no return.


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No Groin Man don't go :nono:
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Looks like there are two sweethearts right now ready to form a circle.

My little sex kitten and blackbird girl who appears quite enthusiastic and I'm sure has a little bit of the devil in her as well.

You know once our desires have escalated to the top there's no turning back. All you will have to do is sit back and enjoy the pleasures my masterful tongue (and other parts) will gratefully bestow upon you.

Heading out the door but I'll be back.
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We'll be awaiting anxiously I'm sure. ^_^
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Groin Man, ahahaha Jesus :unsure: :blink:
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Well, here's another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul...
It is a touch...scary. :unsure:

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if only the groin man would reveal him/herself to me first :whistle: I can keep a secret B) I was the first one to see his groin/face too :giggle:
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I was the first one to see his groin/face too :giggle:

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And now, without further ado, HERE is the real Groin Man.:yahoo: :yahoo:







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Why?
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And now, without further ado, HERE is the real Groin Man.:yahoo: :yahoo:







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Wow.

Look at...Bev! :D

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And now, without further ado, HERE is the real Groin Man.:yahoo: :yahoo:







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Good lord - that's a little graphic for a billboard, isn't it?

You can see the whole nine yards on that one. :blink:

Well, the whole nine inches anyhow. ^_^
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have you had the ruler out and measured Andy lol :P :P something you care to share :whistle: lol :P :P

Bev :hug: what a picci of you lass :yahoo: and with MY groin man too lol :P :P

I'll have to have serious words with him :nono: :nono: B)
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You don't have to work for DHL to recognise a large package. ;)
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Admittedly, last night I woke several times thinking of all of you (Jaynie, you were first in mind ;) ) and had to fight the urge to... Well, in the end the 'urge' won out.

When I fell back to sleep I was in a forest with a mynx, blackbirds flying round my head and a huge pillow of leaves that was prepared for us. I laid you down covering you with myself to protect you from the pelting rain. The chilled droplets riveted down my back as I felt a hardened lump grow between us. Our burning desires brought out the animal in us and we went on and on and on...

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Hardened lump?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Admittedly, last night I woke several times thinking of all of you (Jaynie, you were first in mind ;) ) and had to fight the urge to... Well, in the end the 'urge' won out.

When I fell back to sleep I was in a forest with a mynx, blackbirds flying round my head and a huge pillow of leaves that was prepared for us. I laid you down covering you with myself to protect you from the pelting rain. The chilled droplets riveted down my back as I felt a hardened lump grow between us. Our burning desires brought out the animal in us and we went on and on and on...

I'm in heaven :wub: :wub:
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I remember reading something similar in a Harlequin romance paperback, though I don't remember the "lump" - hope it's benign. :(
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Admittedly, last night I woke several times thinking of all of you (Jaynie, you were first in mind ;) ) and had to fight the urge to... Well, in the end the 'urge' won out.

When I fell back to sleep I was in a forest with a mynx, blackbirds flying round my head and a huge pillow of leaves that was prepared for us. I laid you down covering you with myself to protect you from the pelting rain. The chilled droplets riveted down my back as I felt a hardened lump grow between us. Our burning desires brought out the animal in us and we went on and on and on...

I think you're an internet PERVERT!!! :rolleyes:

I can't WAIT till Andy EXPOSES you... if you ARE someone here that we all know by another name and post with... then what you are doing is called DECEPTION now.... so it's not funny! ;)
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You not up for some Groin fun then Val?
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Jan 29 2008, 07:36 PM
You not up for some Groin fun then Val?

:P ;) NO

I thought it was kind of funny at first....but now this groin dude is just getting pervy....with his LUMPS and all....LMFAO... :rolleyes:
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Getting pervy? Must have missed the "neurological thunderstorm" earlier Val. ;)
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Hey hey, calm down. This was all in good fun. No seriousness intended. I am truly not a pervert.

By the way, I will be exposing myself (and not in that way) next Monday. Someone send a chill pill to the blondie girl.
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Jan 29 2008, 07:45 PM
Getting pervy? Must have missed the "neurological thunderstorm" earlier Val. ;)

OOPS...sorry Lisa....I just read your signature....don't mean to offend!! ;)

But c'mon............LUMP??? burning desire? :lol: BLEH!!
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I'm afraid you are confusing deception with imagination.

And you, little mynx, stirring up the fire with your caustic comments. You know what you deserve? :devil:
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And now, without further ado, HERE is the real Groin Man.:yahoo: :yahoo:







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I don't want Monday to come :cry: :cry:

oh groin man :( what am I going to think without you being here :whistle:
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Hardened lump?

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

:lol: :lol: Sounds like a Milk Dud....

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Hardened lump?

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

:lol: :lol: Sounds like a Milk Dud....

YES!

Rose gets it! :clap:
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Hardened lump?

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:lol: :lol: Sounds like a Milk Dud....

YES!

Rose gets it! :clap:

The both of you are now Devil Women. Don`t be dissin the Dud! :lol: :lol:
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John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

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Hey hey, calm down.  This was all in good fun.  No seriousness intended.  I am truly not a pervert.

By the way, I will be exposing myself (and not in that way) next Monday.  Someone send a chill pill to the blondie girl.

don't say chill pill we don't want to start a fight. ;)
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Hey hey, calm down.  This was all in good fun.  No seriousness intended.  I am truly not a pervert.

By the way, I will be exposing myself (and not in that way) next Monday.  Someone send a chill pill to the blondie girl.

don't say chill pill we don't want to start a fight. ;)

Naahhhhh...I'll not fight with anyone... ;)


But I AM looking forward to MONDAY!!! :lol:
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Hey hey, calm down.  This was all in good fun.  No seriousness intended.  I am truly not a pervert.

By the way, I will be exposing myself (and not in that way) next Monday.  Someone send a chill pill to the blondie girl.

don't say chill pill we don't want to start a fight. ;)

Naahhhhh...I'll not fight with anyone... ;)


But I AM looking forward to MONDAY!!! :lol:

:wub: I know val you are such a sweet heart. :wub:
I can't wait myself. :)
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Hi Groin Man. :wave:
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So you will welcome the demise of this thread? I suppose it has run its course. 5 more days and Groin Man will be -- poof -- GONE!!! I hope I get a proper burial. Spare no expense, I've got several thousand put away for this. ;)

And I want bells to be rung. No need to be sad.
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I'm not sad. Just incredibly entertained. :rolleyes:
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But I don't drive, just bike. :D


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Jan 30 2008, 12:42 AM
So you will welcome the demise of this thread? I suppose it has run its course. 5 more days and Groin Man will be -- poof -- GONE!!! I hope I get a proper burial. Spare no expense, I've got several thousand put away for this. ;)

And I want bells to be rung. No need to be sad.

ooooooooooooooooooohhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooo :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: ill be in black for a week :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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A week? That's all I get from the queen of my heart? By the way, black suits you. Make it lace and I'm there.

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black suits who ????????
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It's certainly not me. <_<
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Put me back on top where I belong. I only have a few more days in the sun.
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Put me back on top where I belong. I only have a few more days in the sun.

Then you challenge will be done.. your reflexion as come. you gave us a decent run. :)
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Thank you, Dorothy. You did give me a run for the money, you and Cupit.

You are all a super bunch of people. But whatever you will all think of me when all's said and done. Kind of worrying but no harm intended.
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Thank you, Dorothy. You did give me a run for the money, you and Cupit.

You are all a super bunch of people. But whatever you will all think of me when all's said and done. Kind of worrying but no harm intended.

You wouldn't think any less of you. we like what you posted. and, looking foward to know who you are. :) :wub:
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I'm kinda excited at seeing who Groin Man is :lol:
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And now, without further ado, HERE is the real Groin Man.:yahoo: :yahoo:







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FANTASTIC Bev!!! NOW I'm interested!!!!

Okay Bev, I'm *GROIN*

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Thank you, Dorothy. You did give me a run for the money, you and Cupit.

You are all a super bunch of people. But whatever you will all think of me when all's said and done. Kind of worrying but no harm intended.

I really hope that people know that this was, I think, a good joke and that this persona was created in the best possible spirit, with my blessing. If anyone has been annoyed or upset by the 'Groin Man' character, then I have to hold my hands up and say that I agreed to it and even actively encouraged it.

If you're truly worried about what people may think, 'Groin Man', then you can just disappear into the night without the unveiling. Your call. ;)
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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Well, here's another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul...
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If you're truly worried about what people may think, 'Groin Man', then you can just disappear into the night without the unveiling.  Your call.  ;)

Hey now!!! YOU PROMISED to 'out' the Groin man on Monday...and I've been a good girl...and have been patient (which believe me, patience isn't something I'm very good at), Please don't take that away from me!!!!!
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I agree Rose!!!
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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Don't you ladies worry. I am brave and strong and will come out by myself. ;) And, thanks again, Andy. Monday's the day. You all deserve it.

Now where's my kiss?
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I like having Groin Man around. Now that Cupit's gone, I think he should post more.

It will be sad to see Groin Man go, however. I love reading his posts. I'm not sure if I want to know who he/she really is, but I can understand that others might.
What a long, strange trip it's been....
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Well, here's another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul...
Groin Man has Groin on me, lately... (Ok, sorry...bad pun) :huh:
But I still want to know who he/she is...

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