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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 03:33 AM Post #1 |
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Hey Barb! Read that you've been studying your a** off for your calculus exam. How'd it go? By all accounts, you should be minus a bum right about now. :lol: Are you ready for that champagne glass to get filled yet??:unsure: |
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 10 2008, 03:52 AM Post #2 |
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I AM THE BIGGEST JOHN FAN!
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Thakyou Bev for a most hearty chuckle. The thread titile is brilliant! :lol: I guess, I should have worked harder in math, and then my ass wouldn`t be as much of a concern for me. |
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You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' ! I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN | |
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 04:00 AM Post #3 |
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Betsy, from what I've seen in your pictures, your butt is so tiny even CSI couldn't find it!! :lol: |
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 10 2008, 04:12 AM Post #4 |
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:lol: It had actually migrated to my lower abdomen. I wish I could figure out how to turn it around. |
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You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' ! I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN | |
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 04:15 AM Post #5 |
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I've heard stories of "backward" people in NC, but that is just ridiculous!!
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 10 2008, 04:17 AM Post #6 |
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Ain`t that the truth! :lol: |
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You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' ! I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN | |
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 04:22 AM Post #7 |
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Praise be!! 'Course none of this has sh*t to do with Barb. :wacko: :lol: |
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 10 2008, 04:23 AM Post #8 |
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Shhhhh... Don`t say that, maybe she won`t notice
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You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' ! I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN | |
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 04:28 AM Post #9 |
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The only way Barb WON'T notice is if Paul is in the room, and NAKED!!!
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| BeatleBarb | Jan 10 2008, 04:35 AM Post #10 |
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Hey, woman - you read my feeble mind! I don't mind telling you that I just might have made Lissa proud today and I do believe I aced my f*cking calculus final - THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Damn straight I'm drinking tonight! How the hell is my scottycatt??? |
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| BeatleBarb | Jan 10 2008, 04:36 AM Post #11 |
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What a misnomer about studying your ass off. Did nothing for my ass. |
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 10 2008, 04:39 AM Post #12 |
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I AM THE BIGGEST JOHN FAN!
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But did it help your wine consumption? |
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You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' ! I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN | |
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| BeatleBarb | Jan 10 2008, 04:42 AM Post #13 |
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I practiced my math by applying the distance formula between the bar fridge (Pt. A), bathroom (Pt. and the desk (Pt. C) all week. I believe in real life applications
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 04:45 AM Post #14 |
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I'm applying that formula right now, my own bad self. :lol:
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| BeatleBarb | Jan 10 2008, 04:47 AM Post #15 |
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Right now I'm drinking exponentially. |
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 10 2008, 04:47 AM Post #16 |
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It seems to me to be a sound principle and I will also include it in my life. I believe in always striving to learn something new everyday. |
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You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' ! I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN | |
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| Emilee | Jan 10 2008, 05:14 AM Post #17 |
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I hate everything about Maths. Especially the numbers. They mock me. I just realised that I didn't really sound encouraging, I hope you do well in your test. |
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| bluemeanie | Jan 10 2008, 08:01 AM Post #18 |
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wtg lass I'll share a glass or 2 with you later ok
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Jayne x is loving life and is so happy xxx | |
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| FamousGroupie | Jan 10 2008, 12:00 PM Post #19 |
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Hmmm - a woman of letters and numbers. You're doing better than I am. :lol: |
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| kink | Jan 10 2008, 01:24 PM Post #20 |
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on again, off again
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woohoo, Barb! |
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Strawberry Fields: We put the FUN in dysfunctional. -BeatleBarb, 2007 | |
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| maccascruff | Jan 10 2008, 02:09 PM Post #21 |
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Sing the Changes
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Glad you made Lissa proud, Barb. Glad you took her advice. |
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| iscreamer1 | Jan 10 2008, 02:28 PM Post #22 |
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Congrats on aceing that test!!! I do believe that tho you may not have actually studied your ass off, after a few celebratory glasses of wine it will feel much smaller
Becareful when you sit down
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| ogoble | Jan 10 2008, 03:05 PM Post #23 |
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John Lennon was good at numbers too. He knew that "1 and 1 and 1 is 3."
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| fab4fan | Jan 10 2008, 03:33 PM Post #24 |
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Congrats Librarian! |
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| Jacaranda | Jan 10 2008, 03:40 PM Post #25 |
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All right Barb! Don't worry about your ass, I'm sure it's as beautiful as the rest of you. Your brain certainly would be the envy of anyone.
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| Rose | Jan 10 2008, 03:55 PM Post #26 |
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Well, here's another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul...
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Congratulations, Barb!
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| BeatleBarb | Jan 10 2008, 04:00 PM Post #27 |
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Hey, I do believe the calculus diet has worked. The butt seems smaller this morning as the jeans are looser, but the head must be bigger cause it's pounding, but Irene might be right - it could be the vino. Thanks, guys! You are terrific and I hope Lissa is proud - I didn't give up even though I was in tears at the first class. Old broads rock! |
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 08:20 PM Post #28 |
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What would you know about that?? You're neither *old* nor *broad*!!! :lol: I've got photos to prove this.
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 10 2008, 08:49 PM Post #29 |
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Would said photos have anything to do with the thing that can`t be discussed from the Amoeba gig?
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You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' ! I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN | |
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 08:59 PM Post #30 |
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No. I've already disposed of Barb's naked pix. :lol: If *some* people found out what went on at Amoeba, I'd be afraid to ever attend another Paul event or post on any Macca message boards.
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 09:01 PM Post #31 |
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Btw, if someone could instruct me on how to post a photo from a Mac, I'll post a photo of me and Barb taken at Amoeba. With Barb's permission, of course.
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 10 2008, 09:01 PM Post #32 |
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Well if you feel that way, then you must have had a damn fine time! |
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You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' ! I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN | |
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 09:02 PM Post #33 |
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PM coming your way.
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| Jacaranda | Jan 10 2008, 09:27 PM Post #34 |
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Lord, now I'm curious. :lol: |
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| bluemeanie | Jan 10 2008, 09:29 PM Post #35 |
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ditto
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 10:32 PM Post #36 |
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I'll tell you over drinks in Liverpool.
And then I'll have to kill you.
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| bluemeanie | Jan 10 2008, 10:33 PM Post #37 |
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getting 999 on speed dial ready lol
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 10:35 PM Post #38 |
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We'll fill you full of drinks and you won't feel a thing.
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| bluemeanie | Jan 10 2008, 10:37 PM Post #39 |
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lol
competition time me thinks :lol:
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 10:39 PM Post #40 |
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I already know I can't compete with you Brits. I have British friends here in the states. I've learned my lesson.
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| bluemeanie | Jan 10 2008, 10:41 PM Post #41 |
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don't know if that is good or bad :lol: :lol: :lol: I can do all-nighters ask ANYONE on here lol
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 10:43 PM Post #42 |
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Not touching that remark . . . .
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| bluemeanie | Jan 10 2008, 10:43 PM Post #43 |
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you have been speaking to Betsy and Barb too long Bev lol
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 11:24 PM Post #44 |
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Was thinking more along the lines of Tony and LIPA and Andy . . . .
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| bluemeanie | Jan 10 2008, 11:26 PM Post #45 |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: blame Tony lol
but not this week he is not soo good
I know - doesnt stop him having sewer thoughts though lol
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| scottycatt | Jan 10 2008, 11:27 PM Post #46 |
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Shouldn't stop him from being here. I'm home from work for the third day in a row!
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| bluemeanie | Jan 10 2008, 11:29 PM Post #47 |
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you ok lass
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| scottycatt | Jan 11 2008, 03:09 AM Post #48 |
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Nothing that a glass or two of brew (and a good dentist) won't cure.
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| BeatleBarb | Jan 11 2008, 04:12 AM Post #49 |
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Oh my God - I hope not! |
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| scottycatt | Jan 11 2008, 04:23 AM Post #50 |
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Don't worry, Barb. I'm taking your secrets to my grave.
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| scottycatt | Jan 11 2008, 04:24 AM Post #51 |
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Btw, this thread sure took a left-hand turn, no?? :lol: |
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 11 2008, 04:28 AM Post #52 |
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Maybe it was a calculated move nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
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You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' ! I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN | |
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| BeatleBarb | Jan 11 2008, 09:14 PM Post #53 |
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What happened on the streets of Hollywood, stays in Hollywood...so to speak! |
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| Queenbee | Jan 11 2008, 09:32 PM Post #54 |
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Awwwww come on, we can keep secrets, our lips are zippered. please Do Tell :-) I won't be going to Liverpool for the same reason as Barb ~ We hate flying! Maybe Barb will tell me in June when we're both here and your all in Liverpool having a blast. CONGRATULATIONS BARB! |
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| maccascruff | Jan 12 2008, 03:47 AM Post #55 |
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Me, too, Bev. |
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| BeatleBarb | Jan 12 2008, 04:00 AM Post #56 |
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I will tell you Judy and and other fine board members who aren't going to Liverpool!! |
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| Queenbee | Jan 12 2008, 10:52 AM Post #57 |
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Well at least I'll have something to look forward to June 1st when your all in Liverpool.
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PEACE and love to my friends, Judy When the Power of Love over comes the Love of Power, the world will know Peace. -Sri Chinmnoy Ghose Till me meet again ~ I Love you Mike! You were one of a kind. | |
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| BeatleBarb | Jan 12 2008, 03:37 PM Post #58 |
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Judy - is there enough valium in the world to get the two of us on a plane? Audrey did quite a bit of convincing yesterday when she called me at work. How about total sedation? It's done for dental work and this is certainly more important! But then again, maybe we're being really smart, besides just chicken, and saving our money for when Paul comes to the states and we can go crazy on seeing him here!! |
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| bluemeanie | Jan 12 2008, 05:23 PM Post #59 |
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some of us will still have access to the internet whilst in Liverpool on 1st June
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| Jacaranda | Jan 12 2008, 06:16 PM Post #60 |
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Oh, excuses, excuses Barb. You get to see more than Paul when you go to Liverpool you know. You get to see 80 million people from this board and ENGLAND for godssakes! Liverpool, birthplace of our lads! Yikes! Jayne's World! Most excellent! And you may even be able to have haggis, if Jayne has her way. Not that is necessarily an incentive, mind you. |
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| maccascruff | Jan 12 2008, 06:18 PM Post #61 |
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I probably won't and I plan on being gone at least two weeks. I haven't decided yet if I will even taste haggis, veggie or not. Come on, Barb. Audrey will fix you up and you can handle the plane. |
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| bluemeanie | Jan 12 2008, 06:19 PM Post #62 |
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| Jacaranda | Jan 12 2008, 06:24 PM Post #63 |
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Or run away screaming. :lol: :lol: :lol: j/k
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| maccascruff | Jan 12 2008, 06:27 PM Post #64 |
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I want to be in Jayne's world--without the haggis.
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| bluemeanie | Jan 12 2008, 06:31 PM Post #65 |
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wish Dani had internet access now to back me up on haggis lol
Party time at my house
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 12 2008, 08:31 PM Post #66 |
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I`ve had haggis, my son in law is Scottish. It taste like sh*t, even he agrees :lol: I`m not a fan of organ meats and entrails. I guess I`m a Neanderthal or something dumb like that
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| Jacaranda | Jan 12 2008, 09:06 PM Post #67 |
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Entrails! :lol: |
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 12 2008, 09:13 PM Post #68 |
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Exactly, not much different than chitterlings. Why on earth would anyone want to eat the organs that are the garbage dump of the body? :lol: At least not me. I`ll take steak and steak pie, but not steak and kidney pie. Have you any idea what you need to do to the kidneys to purge the urine from them before you cook them? It is not pretty, trust me
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You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' ! I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN | |
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| Jacaranda | Jan 12 2008, 09:39 PM Post #69 |
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How in the world do you know?
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 12 2008, 10:00 PM Post #70 |
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I` m a foodie, and a very good cook. Know many many things that most of you wouldn`t want to know about :lol: Years and years of catering experience in my background as well as the fact that I wanted to see the world. There was a time when I only could experience it through food. Thankfully I finally got to really travel. I am a very good guest when I visit other countries, I don`t refuse anything offered me, even if I know I will be sick, I suck it up and smile and discreetly excuse myself to the bathroom. To this day the most horrible thing I have ever had to ingest was the Ducks Blood Soup in Nanjing, but I did it, and with a smile I might add. :lol: And I am glad I did! |
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| bluemeanie | Jan 12 2008, 10:23 PM Post #71 |
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we've gone from Barb's numbers to Betsys duck blood soup AND not likin haggis
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 12 2008, 10:33 PM Post #72 |
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Would that be called a tangent? Maybe that has something to do with calculus!! I know, Let`s ask Barb
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| bluemeanie | Jan 12 2008, 10:43 PM Post #73 |
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lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| BeatleBarb | Jan 13 2008, 01:59 AM Post #74 |
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| bluemeanie | Jan 13 2008, 02:00 AM Post #75 |
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