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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 2 2007, 02:29 PM (203 Views) | |
| Aimee Wilbury | Dec 2 2007, 02:29 PM Post #1 |
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STOP CHANGING THIS ADMINS
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http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/ What happens when an English phrase is translated (by computer) back and forth between 5 different languages? The authors of the Systran translation software probably never intended this application of their program. As of September 2003, translation software is almost good enough to turn grammatically correct, slang-free text from one language into grammatically incorrect, barely readable approximations in another. But the software is not equipped for 10 consecutive translations of the same piece of text. The resulting half-English, half-foreign, and totally non sequitur response bears almost no resemblance to the original. Remember the old game of "Telephone"? Something is lost, and sometimes something is gained. Try it for yourself! Okay, I'll try with some Wilburys lyrics: Original English Text: You took my breath away. I want it back again. Translated to French: Vous avez enlevé mon souffle. Je le veux en arrière encore. Translated back to English: You removed my breath. I want it behind still. Translated to German: Sie löschten meinen Atem. Ich wünsche ihn nach noch. Translated back to English: They deleted mean breath. I require it after still. Translated to Italian: Hanno cancellato l'alito medio. Lo richiedo dopo tranquillo. Translated back to English: They have cancelled the medium breath. I demand after calm. Translated to Portuguese: Cancelaram a respiração média. Eu exijo após a calma. Translated back to English: They had cancelled the average breath. I demand the calm after. Translated to Spanish: Habían cancelado la respiración media. Exijo la calma después. Translated back to English: They had cancelled the average breathing. I demand the calm later. |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Dec 2 2007, 02:40 PM Post #2 |
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I'll try an Aerosmith lyric; Original English Text: Falling in love is so hard on the knees Translated to French: Être amoureux est si dur sur les genoux Translated back to English: To be in love is so hard on the knees Translated to German: In der Liebe zu sein ist auf den Knien so hart Translated back to English: In the love to be is so hard on the knees Translated to Italian: Nell'amore essere è così duro sulle ginocchia Translated back to English: In the love to be is therefore hard on the ginocchia Translated to Portuguese: No amor ser está conseqüentemente duramente no ginocchia Translated back to English: In the love to be is consequently hardly in the ginocchia Translated to Spanish: En el amor ser está por lo tanto apenas en el ginocchia Translated back to English: In the love to be is therefore hardly in ginocchia Let me hear you sing that one, Steve Tyler! |
| ...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. | |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Dec 2 2007, 02:43 PM Post #3 |
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How about the first couple of lines of Hi Hi Hi; Original English Text: When I met you at the station you were standing with a bootleg in your hand - I took you back to my little place for a taste of a multi-coloured band Translated to French: Quand je vous ai rencontré à la station vous vous teniez avec un produit vendu illégalement dans votre main - je vous ai ramené à mon petit endroit pour un goût d'une bande multi-colorée Translated back to English: When I met you at the station you were held with a market product illegally in your hand - I brought back to you to my small place for a taste of a multi-coloured tape Translated to German: Als ich Sie an der Station traf, wurden Sie mit einem Marktprodukt illegal in Ihrer Hand angehalten - ich holte zurück zu Ihnen zu meinem kleinen Platz für einen Geschmack eines multi-farbigen Bandes Translated back to English: When I met you at the station, you were stopped with a market product illegaly in your hand - I got back to you to my small workstation for a taste of a multi-colored tape Translated to Italian: Quando li ho venuti a contatto alla stazione, siete stati arrestati con un prodotto del mercato illegaly in vostra mano - ho ottenuto di nuovo voi alla mia piccola stazione di lavoro per un gusto di un nastro multi-colored Translated back to English: When I have come them to contact to the station, you have been arrests to you with a product of the market illegaly in your hand - I have obtained of new you to my small station of job for a taste of a tape fines-colored Translated to Portuguese: Quando eu vim eles a contatar à estação, você foi-lhe apreensões com um produto do mercado illegaly em sua mão - eu obtive-o de novo a minha estação pequena do trabalho para um gosto de uma fita adesiva multa-colorida Translated back to English: When I came they to contact to the station, you I was to it apprehensions with a product of the market illegaly in its hand - I got it of new my small station of the work for a taste of a fine-colorful adhesive tape Translated to Spanish: Cuando vine ellos a entrar en contacto con a la estación, usted era a ella aprehensiones con un producto del mercado illegaly en su mano - le conseguí de nuevo mi estación pequeña del trabajo para un gusto de una cinta adhesiva fino-colorida Translated back to English: When I came they to make contact with enemy with a the station, you were to her apprehensions with a product of the market illegaly in your hand - I again obtained my small station to him of the work for a taste of a fine-colorful sticky tape |
| ...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. | |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Dec 2 2007, 02:46 PM Post #4 |
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STOP CHANGING THIS ADMINS
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Original English Text: I hope we passed the audition. Translated to French: J'espère que nous avons passé l'audition. Translated back to English: I hope that we passed hearing. Translated to German: Ich hoffe, daß wir Hörfähigkeit führten. Translated back to English: I hope that we led audition. Translated to Italian: Spero che abbiamo condotto l'audizione. Translated back to English: I hope that we have lead the audition. Translated to Portuguese: Eu espero que nós tenhamos a ligação o audition. Translated back to English: I wait that we let us have the plugging audition. Translated to Spanish: Espero que nos dejamos tener la audición que tapa. Translated back to English: I hope that we let ourselves have hearing that covers. |
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| billyshears | Dec 3 2007, 04:52 AM Post #5 |
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Original English Text: The man with the multicolored mirrors on his hobnail boots Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust Translated to French: L'homme avec les miroirs multicolores sur sa caboche initialise le mensonge avec ses yeux tandis que ses mains sont occupées à travailler des heures supplémentaires l'impression de savon de A de son épouse qu'il a mangée et a donnée à la confiance nationale Translated back to English: The man with the multicoloured mirrors on his caboche initializes the lie with his eyes while its hands are occupied working of overtime the impression of soap of A of his wife whom it ate and gave to national confidence Translated to German: Der Mann mit multicoloured Spiegel auf seinem caboche initialisiert die Lüge mit seinen Augen, während seine Hände besetzte Funktion von Überstunden der Eindruck der Seife von A seiner Frau sind, das er zum nationalen Vertrauen aß und gab Translated back to English: The man with multicoloured mirror on its caboche initialize the lie with its eyes, while its hands are filled function of overtime the impression of the soap of A of its wife, which it ate and gave to the national confidence Translated to Italian: L'uomo con multicoloured lo specchio sul relativo caboche inizializza la bugia con i relativi occhi, mentre le relative mani sono funzione riempita di straordinario l'impressione del sapone di A della relativa moglie, che ha mangiato e dato alla riservatezza nazionale Translated back to English: The man with multicoloured the mirror on relative caboche inizializza the lie with the relati to you eyes, while the relative hands are filled up function of extraordinary the impression of the soap of To of the relative moglie, that it has eaten and given to the national confidentiality Translated to Portuguese: O homem com multicoloured o espelho no inizializza que relativo do caboche a mentira com o relati a você eyes, quando as mãos relativas forem enchidas acima da função de extraordinário a impressão do sabão do moglie relativo, que comeu e deu ao confidentiality nacional Translated back to English: The man with multicoloured the mirror in inizializza that relative of caboche the lie with relati you eyes, when the relative hands will be fulled above of the extraordinary function of the printing of the soap of moglie relative, that it ate and it gave confidentiality national Translated to Spanish: El hombre con multicoloured el espejo en el inizializza que el pariente del caboche la mentira con relati usted eyes, cuando serán las manos relativas fulled arriba de la función extraordinaria de la impresión del jabón del pariente del moglie, que comió y dio a nacional del secreto Translated back to English: The man with multicoloured the mirror in inizializza that the relative of caboche the lie with relati you eyes, when they are the relative hands fulled above of the extraordinary function of the printing of the soap of the relative of the moglie, that ate and gave national of the secret |
| I am James, and this is my signature. | |
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| ogoble | Dec 3 2007, 05:04 AM Post #6 |
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Original English Text: Strawberry Fields members are some of the greatest people in the world...especially that ogoble that's hung like a horse. Translated to French: Les membres de gisements de fraise sont certaines des plus grandes personnes au monde... particulièrement qui ogoble qui est arrêté comme un cheval. Translated back to English: The members of layers of cutter are certain larger people in the world... particularly which ogoble which is stopped like a horse. Translated to German: Die Bauteile von Schichten des Scherblockes sind bestimmte größere Leute in der Welt... besonders, die ogoble, das wie ein Pferd gestoppt wird. Translated back to English: The components of layers of the scherblockes are particularly certain larger people in the world..., the ogoble, which was caught with a horse. Translated to Italian: I componenti degli strati degli scherblockes sono specialmente determinata più grande gente nel mondo..., il ogoble, che è arrestato come un cavallo. Translated back to English: The members of the layers of the scherblockes especially are determined greater people in the world..., the ogoble, that she is arrested like a horse. Translated to Portuguese: Os membros das camadas dos scherblockes especial são povos mais grandes determinados no mundo..., o ogoble, esse ela são prendidos como um cavalo. Translated back to English: The members of the layers of scherblockes special are determined greater peoples in the world..., ogoble, this it was arrested as a horse. Translated to Spanish: Los miembros de las capas de scherblockes especiales son mayor gente determinada en el mundo..., ogoble, esto que se arresta como caballo. Translated back to English: The members of the special layers of scherblockes are greater people determined in the world..., ogoble, this that was arrested with a horse. |
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| billyshears | Dec 3 2007, 05:07 AM Post #7 |
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| I am James, and this is my signature. | |
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| ogoble | Dec 3 2007, 05:10 AM Post #8 |
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| theonlyfab4fan | Jan 28 2008, 02:31 AM Post #9 |
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I AM THE BIGGEST JOHN FAN!
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You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' ! I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN | |
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| Deleted User | Jan 28 2008, 05:59 AM Post #10 |
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Original English Text: I am have bronchitis it makes me cough loud Translated to French: Je suis avec la bronchite qu'il rend me la toux forte Translated back to English: I am with bronchitis which it returns to it me strong cough Translated to German: Ich bin mit Bronchitis, der es zu es mich starker Husten zurückbringt Translated back to English: I am with bronchitis, to it me strong cough returns it to which Translated to Italian: Sono con la bronchite, ad esso me che la tosse forte la restituisce a quale Translated back to English: They are with the bronchitis, to it me that the cough strongly gives back it which Translated to Portuguese: São com o bronchitis, a ele mim que o cough o dá fortemente para trás qual Translated back to English: They are with the bronchitis, it me that cough gives it strong stops backwards which Translated to Spanish: Están con la bronquitis, él yo que la tos le da las paradas fuertes al revés que Translated back to English: They are with the bronchitis, he I who the cough the other way around gives the strong shutdowns him that |
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| Mia Culpa | Jan 28 2008, 06:01 AM Post #11 |
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How many of these are there? |
| If you read my posts backward there's evidence that Paul is dead. | |
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| Deleted User | Jan 28 2008, 06:03 AM Post #12 |
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Original English Text: A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. Translated to French: Un homme peut être heureux avec n'importe quelle femme aussi longtemps qu'il ne l'aime pas. Translated back to English: A man can be happy as a long time with any woman as he does not like it. Translated to German: Ein Mann kann glücklich sein während eine lange Zeit mit jeder möglicher Frau, da er es nicht mag. Translated back to English: A man can be lucky during a long time with each possible woman, since he does not like it. Translated to Italian: Un uomo può essere fortunato durante il molto tempo con ogni donna possibile, poiché non lo gradisce. Translated back to English: A man can be fortunate during the much time with every possible woman, since he does not appreciate it. Translated to Portuguese: Um homem pode ser afortunado durante muito tempo com cada mulher possível, desde que não aprecia. Translated back to English: A man can be fortunate during much time with each possible woman, since whom he does not appreciate. Translated to Spanish: Un hombre puede ser afortunado durante mucha hora con cada mujer posible, desde quien él no aprecia. Translated back to English: A man can be lucky during much hour with each possible woman, from whom he does not appreciate. |
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| Deleted User | Jan 28 2008, 06:05 AM Post #13 |
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one for every forum I guess Thats what happen when you like you go
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