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Topic Started: Sep 10 2007, 01:10 PM (496 Views)
Jacaranda
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I'll start. This one's for Barb.

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"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through." General Melchett, Blackadder Goes Forth




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Jacaranda
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Three guesses who this is for.

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Andy and Fiona relaxing at home.
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Emilee
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For Olia..

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<3

I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine.
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Jacaranda
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For Dotty.

>>> The nice men are ugly.
>>> The handsome men are not nice.
>>> The handsome and nice men are gay.
>>> The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
>>> The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
>>> The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
>>> The handsome men without money are after our money.
>>> The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
>>> The men, who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are pigs.
>>> The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
>>> The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?

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The nice men are ugly. - untrue
The handsome men are not nice - untrue
The handsome and nice men are gay. - i am not gay
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. no i am single
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. my friend has money ask his ex wife
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. n/a on two counts
The handsome men without money are after our money. i cannot lie it is true
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. true
The men, who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are pigs. i will have to ask Bill
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! when i had money yes this was true.
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. only if i am sober.
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Beatlelicious
Thanks Lisa. Peter are you answering my add..
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Add Glitter to your Photos
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Dorfliedot
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Beatlelicious
Look here

Just a minor edit...hmm, racy content....
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Beatlelicious
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Dorothy
Sep 10 2007, 04:34 PM
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:giggle: :giggle: :clap: :clap: :giggle: :giggle: ROFLMAO!!
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Jacaranda
Sep 10 2007, 02:23 PM
Three guesses who this is for.

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Andy and Fiona relaxing at home.

Awww... very cute! ^_^
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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Nick2006
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Anyway

About the motor oil
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kink
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on again, off again
Emilee
Sep 10 2007, 03:28 PM
For Olia..

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<3

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my favourite :wub:


right back at ya, honey pie
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Strawberry Fields: We put the FUN in dysfunctional.
-BeatleBarb, 2007
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Adilah
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Professional Test

This test is for Smart People.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?




The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?




Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator"?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?




Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

Ok, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?




Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


Most professionals get all questions wrong, but many young children get several correct answers. This conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
"We call 10 American deaths a catastrophe. One hundred European deaths are a tragedy. One thousand Asian deaths are a shame. And 10,000 African deaths we call a Monday." - Lissa (1981-2007) السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
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Jacaranda
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For everyone who misses that all around good guy, President Clinton:

Bill Clinton's Last Days in Office
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i DON'T.
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Jacaranda
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Ooh what a surprise. :lol:
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Jacaranda
Sep 10 2007, 02:23 PM
Three guesses who this is for.

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Andy and Fiona relaxing at home.

:o You have been in our 'intimate' collection!

Oh, Lisa, where did that Clinton video come from? I do like these guys. Kevin Spacey cameo!
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bluemeanie
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is now a happily married woman x
for people who love chocolate ;)

chocolate
Jayne x

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is loving life and is so happy xxx
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MaccasGirl
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Born To Be Wild
For the dog luvers!!! :P

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And in the end...The love you take..Is equal to the love you make.


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doris mendlovitz
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This one is kind of fun;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfBBU8WSYvU


Love doris.
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MannyDavvi
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<a href='http://eapr-1/@0@Manny@1@Where%20Jojo%20used%20to%20live@' target='_blank'></a>
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Jacaranda
Sep 12 2007, 02:37 PM
For everyone who misses that all around good guy, President Clinton:

Bill Clinton's Last Days in Office

he was too busy shagging monica
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MannyDavvi
Sep 13 2007, 11:58 AM
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Just your regular day at Strawberry Fields.

Us power crazy admin/mod b*stards. ^_^
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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Jacaranda
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JeffLynnesBeard
Sep 13 2007, 12:29 PM
MannyDavvi
Sep 13 2007, 11:58 AM
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Just your regular day at Strawberry Fields.

Us power crazy admin/mod b*stards. ^_^

Oh that's why I looooovve it here.... :D :P :P :P

Fiona, that was a film produced by the White House I think for the last Radio and TV Correspondents Dinner before Clinton left office. Cute, huh?

Sorry for raiding your personal photos. Okay I'm not. ;)
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JeffLynnesBeard
Sep 13 2007, 12:29 PM
MannyDavvi
Sep 13 2007, 11:58 AM
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Just your regular day at Strawberry Fields.

Us power crazy admin/mod b*stards. ^_^

Ooops, busted!
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Jacaranda
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This is for some of you.

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Sometimes.
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Jacaranda
Sep 14 2007, 02:13 PM
This is for some of you.

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Sometimes.

Looks like it belongs in Calgary right now! Can't get anywhere in this city these days.
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LIPA
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Jacaranda
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This amuses me.

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