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| Jacaranda | Sep 10 2007, 01:10 PM Post #1 |
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I'll start. This one's for Barb.
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| Jacaranda | Sep 10 2007, 01:23 PM Post #2 |
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Three guesses who this is for.![]() Andy and Fiona relaxing at home. |
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| Emilee | Sep 10 2007, 01:28 PM Post #3 |
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For Olia.. ![]() <3 |
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| Jacaranda | Sep 10 2007, 01:34 PM Post #4 |
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For Dotty. >>> The nice men are ugly. >>> The handsome men are not nice. >>> The handsome and nice men are gay. >>> The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. >>> The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. >>> The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. >>> The handsome men without money are after our money. >>> The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. >>> The men, who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are pigs. >>> The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! >>> The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN? |
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| Deleted User | Sep 10 2007, 03:18 PM Post #5 |
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The nice men are ugly. - untrue The handsome men are not nice - untrue The handsome and nice men are gay. - i am not gay The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. no i am single The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. my friend has money ask his ex wife The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. n/a on two counts The handsome men without money are after our money. i cannot lie it is true The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. true The men, who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are pigs. i will have to ask Bill The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! when i had money yes this was true. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. only if i am sober. |
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| Dorfliedot | Sep 10 2007, 04:17 PM Post #6 |
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Thanks Lisa. Peter are you answering my add.. |
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| Dorfliedot | Sep 10 2007, 04:23 PM Post #7 |
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Look here Just a minor edit...hmm, racy content.... |
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| Dorfliedot | Sep 10 2007, 04:34 PM Post #8 |
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| SherryO | Sep 11 2007, 09:04 PM Post #9 |
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ROFLMAO!!
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Sep 11 2007, 10:30 PM Post #10 |
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Awww... very cute!
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| ...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. | |
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| Nick2006 | Sep 11 2007, 11:04 PM Post #11 |
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Anyway About the motor oil |
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| kink | Sep 12 2007, 02:20 AM Post #12 |
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on again, off again
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! my favourite right back at ya, honey pie
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Strawberry Fields: We put the FUN in dysfunctional. -BeatleBarb, 2007 | |
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| Adilah | Sep 12 2007, 04:07 AM Post #13 |
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Professional Test This test is for Smart People. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator"? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Ok, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Most professionals get all questions wrong, but many young children get several correct answers. This conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. |
| "We call 10 American deaths a catastrophe. One hundred European deaths are a tragedy. One thousand Asian deaths are a shame. And 10,000 African deaths we call a Monday." - Lissa (1981-2007) السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته | |
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| Jacaranda | Sep 12 2007, 02:37 PM Post #14 |
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For everyone who misses that all around good guy, President Clinton: Bill Clinton's Last Days in Office |
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| Deleted User | Sep 12 2007, 02:39 PM Post #15 |
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i DON'T. |
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| Jacaranda | Sep 12 2007, 02:58 PM Post #16 |
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Ooh what a surprise. :lol: |
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| Deleted User | Sep 12 2007, 07:57 PM Post #17 |
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You have been in our 'intimate' collection!Oh, Lisa, where did that Clinton video come from? I do like these guys. Kevin Spacey cameo! |
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| bluemeanie | Sep 12 2007, 08:33 PM Post #18 |
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is now a happily married woman x
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Jayne x is loving life and is so happy xxx | |
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| MaccasGirl | Sep 13 2007, 01:16 AM Post #19 |
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For the dog luvers!!!
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And in the end...The love you take..Is equal to the love you make. | |
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| doris mendlovitz | Sep 13 2007, 04:12 AM Post #20 |
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This one is kind of fun; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfBBU8WSYvU Love doris. |
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| MannyDavvi | Sep 13 2007, 10:58 AM Post #21 |
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| Nick2006 | Sep 13 2007, 11:58 AM Post #22 |
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he was too busy shagging monica |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Sep 13 2007, 12:29 PM Post #23 |
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Just your regular day at Strawberry Fields. Us power crazy admin/mod b*stards.
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| ...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. | |
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| Jacaranda | Sep 13 2007, 10:32 PM Post #24 |
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Oh that's why I looooovve it here....
Fiona, that was a film produced by the White House I think for the last Radio and TV Correspondents Dinner before Clinton left office. Cute, huh? Sorry for raiding your personal photos. Okay I'm not.
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| MannyDavvi | Sep 13 2007, 11:49 PM Post #25 |
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Ooops, busted! ![]() |
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| Jacaranda | Sep 14 2007, 02:13 PM Post #26 |
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This is for some of you.![]() Sometimes. |
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| SherryO | Sep 14 2007, 05:23 PM Post #27 |
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Looks like it belongs in Calgary right now! Can't get anywhere in this city these days. |
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| LIPA | Sep 14 2007, 08:18 PM Post #28 |
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Strawberry's are Nice
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| Jacaranda | Sep 17 2007, 12:27 AM Post #29 |
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This amuses me.
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