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A lesson learned; dont watch TV naked while drinking vodka
Topic Started: Aug 22 2007, 06:36 PM (344 Views)
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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

Wed Aug 22, 10:53 AM ET

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
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Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
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she wasnt bobbit's mrs was she lol
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Thanks, I needed that!! :lol:
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At least he got a drink out of it.
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REAL Russian vodka, no less!
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Guess she wasn't, erm, dicking around. Sure, he was probably a prick, but didn't deserve that!! She cocked up there, big time.
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Flickering Ember
Aug 23 2007, 04:45 AM
Guess she wasn't, erm, dicking around. Sure, he was probably a prick, but didn't deserve that!! She cocked up there, big time.

lmao!
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Flickering Ember
Aug 23 2007, 09:45 AM
Guess she wasn't, erm, dicking around. Sure, he was probably a prick, but didn't deserve that!! She cocked up there, big time.

Your puns really made me groin.
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Aug 23 2007, 11:14 AM
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Aug 23 2007, 09:45 AM
Guess she wasn't, erm, dicking around.  Sure, he was probably a prick, but didn't deserve that!!  She cocked up there, big time.

Your puns really made me groin.

All these puns are the linguistic equivalent of a good punch in the crotch.
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Samwise
Aug 23 2007, 06:20 PM
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Aug 23 2007, 11:14 AM
Flickering Ember
Aug 23 2007, 09:45 AM
Guess she wasn't, erm, dicking around.  Sure, he was probably a prick, but didn't deserve that!!  She cocked up there, big time.

Your puns really made me groin.

All these puns are the linguistic equivalent of a good punch in the crotch.

Thats bollocks!
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That was hitting below the belt. It is obvious when "it's getting hot in here" DO NOT "take off all your cloths"!
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i used to light my arse up
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Too much info, Nick!! :lol:
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yo Nick, don't go off half cocked.
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tonyhemp
Aug 22 2007, 11:36 AM
Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

Wed Aug 22, 10:53 AM ET

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
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Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

you were not paying enough attention to her. she wasn't to happy with you sharing with the other women.
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Mark Baker
Aug 23 2007, 06:22 PM
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Aug 23 2007, 06:20 PM
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Aug 23 2007, 11:14 AM
Flickering Ember
Aug 23 2007, 09:45 AM
Guess she wasn't, erm, dicking around.  Sure, he was probably a prick, but didn't deserve that!!  She cocked up there, big time.

Your puns really made me groin.

All these puns are the linguistic equivalent of a good punch in the crotch.

Thats bollocks!

Willy you stop the puns now?
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PENIS.




Erm.. :blush: Subtleness was never one of my strong points.
I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine.
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Aug 24 2007, 10:30 AM
Mark Baker
Aug 23 2007, 06:22 PM
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Aug 23 2007, 06:20 PM
Mark Baker
Aug 23 2007, 11:14 AM
Flickering Ember
Aug 23 2007, 09:45 AM
Guess she wasn't, erm, dicking around.  Sure, he was probably a prick, but didn't deserve that!!  She cocked up there, big time.

Your puns really made me groin.

All these puns are the linguistic equivalent of a good punch in the crotch.

Thats bollocks!

Willy you stop the puns now?

She won't take the p*ss out of him again.
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Nick2006
Aug 23 2007, 02:47 PM
i used to light my arse up

There's times when I'm glad I don't know what you're talking about.
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Goodness!...Gracious!...Great Balls of Fire!

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Aug 24 2007, 10:30 AM
Willy you stop the puns now?

:sweet: It's sometimes hard to cum up with 'em...

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Emilee
Aug 24 2007, 08:34 PM
PENIS.




Erm.. :blush: Subtleness was never one of my strong points.

Subtlety is an important tool of communication.
Put a puppet on it.
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Aug 25 2007, 02:16 AM
Goodness!...Gracious!...Great Balls of Fire!

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Don't you mean "great balls ON fire"?
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