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| A lesson learned; dont watch TV naked while drinking vodka | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 22 2007, 06:36 PM (344 Views) | |
| Deleted User | Aug 22 2007, 06:36 PM Post #1 |
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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis Wed Aug 22, 10:53 AM ET MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday. ADVERTISEMENT Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict." The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high. "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this." |
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| Nick2006 | Aug 22 2007, 06:39 PM Post #2 |
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she wasnt bobbit's mrs was she lol |
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| SherryO | Aug 22 2007, 06:39 PM Post #3 |
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Thanks, I needed that!! :lol: |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Aug 22 2007, 06:42 PM Post #4 |
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At least he got a drink out of it. |
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| SherryO | Aug 22 2007, 06:44 PM Post #5 |
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REAL Russian vodka, no less! |
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| Deleted User | Aug 23 2007, 09:45 AM Post #6 |
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Guess she wasn't, erm, dicking around. Sure, he was probably a prick, but didn't deserve that!! She cocked up there, big time. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 23 2007, 01:45 PM Post #7 |
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lmao! |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Aug 23 2007, 06:14 PM Post #8 |
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Your puns really made me groin. |
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| Samwise | Aug 23 2007, 06:20 PM Post #9 |
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All these puns are the linguistic equivalent of a good punch in the crotch. |
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Aug 23 2007, 06:22 PM Post #10 |
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Thats bollocks! |
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| Deleted User | Aug 23 2007, 06:31 PM Post #11 |
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That was hitting below the belt. It is obvious when "it's getting hot in here" DO NOT "take off all your cloths"! |
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| Nick2006 | Aug 23 2007, 07:47 PM Post #12 |
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i used to light my arse up |
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| SherryO | Aug 23 2007, 09:06 PM Post #13 |
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Too much info, Nick!! :lol: |
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| Deleted User | Aug 23 2007, 09:09 PM Post #14 |
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yo Nick, don't go off half cocked. |
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| Dorfliedot | Aug 23 2007, 09:58 PM Post #15 |
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you were not paying enough attention to her. she wasn't to happy with you sharing with the other women. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 24 2007, 10:30 AM Post #16 |
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Willy you stop the puns now? |
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| Emilee | Aug 24 2007, 10:34 AM Post #17 |
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PENIS. Erm.. Subtleness was never one of my strong points.
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| Mark Stephen Baker | Aug 24 2007, 06:34 PM Post #18 |
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She won't take the p*ss out of him again. |
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| vidgamerjon | Aug 24 2007, 07:18 PM Post #19 |
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There's times when I'm glad I don't know what you're talking about. |
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| ogoble | Aug 25 2007, 02:16 AM Post #20 |
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Goodness!...Gracious!...Great Balls of Fire!![]()
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| ogoble | Aug 25 2007, 02:52 AM Post #21 |
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It's sometimes hard to cum up with 'em...
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| Bill | Aug 25 2007, 03:07 AM Post #22 |
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Subtlety is an important tool of communication. |
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| SherryO | Aug 29 2007, 07:16 PM Post #23 |
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Don't you mean "great balls ON fire"? |
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