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Make it Illegal!
Topic Started: Jun 6 2007, 06:44 PM (1,644 Views)
billyshears
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because they disturb our fun. :whistle:

heaven.
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Heaven should be illegal because a place where you play the harp all day is not my idea of a cool place. I NEED LOUD MUSIC!

Peanut butter
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:sick:

fun
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Fun should be made illegal - because life's a serious business, y'know. :P

Tofu.
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Merry
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Tofu should be illegal because it is bland and looks bad! :lol:


Banjos


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billyshears
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They are annoying after a while.

centerfielders
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Centerfielders should be illegal because I don't know what they are.

Banjos.
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Banjos should be illegal because they conjure up thoughts of of the movie Deliverance.


cats
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Cats should be illegal because Andrew Lloyd Webber sucks.

Hoodies.
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I'm goin' down to Junior's Farm!
Hoodies should be made illegal because they aren't the same as sweatshirts with hoods. Who knew?

Plato
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Plato should be illegal as should all other Disney characters.

Administrators & Moderators
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Administrators & Moderators should be illegal if they allow their position to go to their head--or is it their behind? :whistle:

Members
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Members should stay in your pants & be illegal around Lorena Bobbitt. :unsure:


feminine napkin commercials
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billyshears
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What?

rugs
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Saying "what" isn't a decent response to the previous poster. There's no point in posting anything if you don't give the item a proper response.

Feminine napkin commercials should be illegal because they make you go off your dinner if you're eating while you're watching them.

Rugs should be banned because they are tripping hazards.

Drums.
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Drums should be illegal because they make too much noise.
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when people don't post their illegal thing should be illegal because how can we go on with the game?

frogs
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Frogs should be illegal because, without them, the English wouldn't be able to insult the French any more.

France. :P
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France is illegal. They don't care and nobody else notices, least of all, the poms who go there to stock up on cheap booze and fags.


Laws.
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Laws should be illegal because is incoerent, treat people like equal and people are unique.

People
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People should be illegal because they hurt the world.

Sex.
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You know why that should be illegal.

Strawberry Fields
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Strawberry Fields should be illegal because of all of the naughty things that people say here.

Robbing the rich to feed the poor.
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Aimee Wilbury
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Stealing is bad.

Love.
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Love should be illegal because you can love someone to death.

Space
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Space should be illegal because people suffocate in space.

Nothing.
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Aimee Wilbury
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Nothing should be illegal because....well, you know!

Tom Petty.
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Bill
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Tom Petty should be illegal because he constantly clutters up message boards.

Tonsils
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Tonsils should be illegal because some people have them taken out anyways.

Computer viruses.
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Aimee Wilbury
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Computer viruses should be illegal cos they are annoying.

Wilburys.
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Wilburys should be illegal because they take up too much of somebody's life.

Humans.
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Humans should be illegal for the same reason as people should be since they essentially mean the same thing. Also, some of them don't pay attention.

Words.
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Aimee Wilbury
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Words should be illegal as they take up too much space.

Bathing.
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Bathing should be illegal because it takes up too much water.

Clean environments.
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Aimee Wilbury
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Clean enviroments should be illegal as they ruin the economy, according to some politics people.

Love.
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Love should be illegal because it gets carried away (Like somebody's love for Tom Petty)

The Beatles.
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Aimee Wilbury
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The Beatles should be illegal as they cause girls to go crazy.

Music.
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Music should be illegal because people like me get too caught up into it.
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Bill
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On behalf of m' colleague,

The letter H.
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The letter H should be illegal because no one can pronounce it properly anyway. (It's 'aitch', not 'haitch'!)

Cottage cheese.
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Cottage Cheese should be illegal, because it's not bloody cheese. They tell you that if you want to have a healthy cheese then buy cottage cheese. You buy it, open it, taste it and you think, "Hey - where's the damn cheese? This is just loads of the stuff that happens when milk goes off!"

Topiary.
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Aimee Wilbury
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Topiary should be illegal ebcause I'm not sure what it is.

Freedom of speech.
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Freedom of speech should be illegal because there are so many morons running around out there that have no business talking.

Man Boobs


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Man boobs should be illegal because it's just so wrong :o

Women
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Women should NOT be illegal.

Legs
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Legs should be illegal because most people are lazy, and spend too much time sitting around. Who needs legs if you never have to walk anywhere?


Houses
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Houses should be illegal because everybody should be able to live together.

Jackson Browne.
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Aimee Wilbury
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He should be illegal because he was cursing in the Tom Petty book. (He was talking about how Scott Thurston, one of the Heartbreakers, would go "f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!!!!")

Aimee.

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Aimee should be illegal because she's got a one track mind ;)

Mice
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I'm goin' down to Junior's Farm!
Mice should be illegal so scientists can start using real guinea pigs.

Dr. Pepper
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Dr Pepper should be illegal because it tastes so bad.

The Republican Party
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The Republican Party should be illegal because they produced presidents such as Ronald Reagan, George Bush and George W Bush.

The Rolling Stones
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The Stones should be illegal because all they ever did was copy the Beatles, just not very well.


Laws.
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Laws should be illegal so nothing is illegal, making nothing legal...right?

The English Language
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L'anglais devrait être illégal parce que c'est une langue si laide - il y a trop de mots, l'useage est très spécifique, facile à devenir erroné et difficile l'apprendre. Le Français est une langue beaucoup plus belle - demandez au Canadien!

Mansions, Million Dollar Watches, Private Jets and status symbols of weath.
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Mansions, Million Dollar Watches, Private Jets and status symbols of weath should be illegal because most of the people who live in them or use them tend to be stuck-up.

The Internet
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The Internet should be illegal because it takes money away from the porn industry.


Viagra
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Viagra should be illegal because it gives horny old men who should have put sex out of their minds a long time ago a second chance. :P

Teenagers wearing skimpy clothing.
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Teenagers in skimpy clothing should be illegal because it makes me look bad, and then I can't hang onto a man to save my life! For Christ's sake, go and put some clothes on!



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Band Aids.
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Band Aids should be illegal because they are USA for Africa wannabees.


Breast Reduction Surgery



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Breast Reduction Surgery should be illegal because bigger is better ;)

French
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Aimee Wilbury
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French should be illegal because I can't read it.

Life.
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I'm goin' down to Junior's Farm!
Life should be illegeal because I can't live it. :lol:


text messaging
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I'm available, Paul. xoxoxox
Text messaging should be illegal because I can't do it fast enough!

crappy music
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Crappy music should be illegal because it's crappy music :lol:

Weather forcasters
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Weather Forecasters should be illegal because they spoil the surprise. ^_^

Cover versions of Beatles songs.
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Aimee Wilbury
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Covers of Beatles songs should be illegal because Tom Petty doesn't really like them. ;) (He said in book.)

Computer crashes.
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Beatles covers should be illegal because the Beatles version is always best ;)

Forgetting to post the next illegal thing.
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Forgetting to post the next illegal thing should be illegal because if it isn't illegal then we won't know what we need to decide the legality of next.

Mouse mats.
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Mouse pads should be illegal because they date back to ball mice and now that everyone used castrati mice, the mouse pad is just a waste of recourses.

Jeff Lynne's Beard.
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I take it you mean Jeff's beard itself and not me - because you didn't run it all together. :P

Jeff's beard should be illegal because if he walked down the street tomorrow without his beard, nobody would recognise him - and I want to be able to recognise him.

Beatles tribute bands.
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Reasons too numerous to mention but mainly because most of them suck and belong in vaudeville. A notable exception is The Bootleg Beatles.

Self-defeating reasons to be illegal.
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Self-defeating reasons to be illegal should be illegal because you're hurting yourself and not doing what is right. :hmm: I'm really not sure what I just typed.

Positivity
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Positivity should be illegal because it would leave us no doubts...


tampons
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Hurting stuff... :lol: :P

Spam :wacko:
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The food spam because I've never heard of it. :wacko:
The vitrual spam because it ruins innocent message boards.

Pink Floyd's "On the Run" :lol:
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Weird...too weird!! :blink:

American Idol :D

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:o :o :o How could you???

I guess I'd have to say the judges are too tough and literally are just three opinions out of millions of people.

Revolution #9 :wacko:
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Revolution #9 should be illegal because it would lead to the Beatles vaults to be reopened and being able to hear Revolution #3 which if far superior imo.

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