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Make it Illegal!
Topic Started: Jun 6 2007, 06:44 PM (1,645 Views)
Aimee Wilbury
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(I borrowed this from another forum)
Okay, I'll post a "thing". an object, an action, a belief, technically anything. The next person posts an argument on why it should be illegal. Then they post a thing, and continue.

Oh, and if possible, make the reason hilarious!

First:

Bubble wrap
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harddaze

Bubble wrap should be illegal because it's undermining the health of our economy.

Before we had bubble wrap, musicians used drums and other percussion in their songs. Since bubble wrap has come along, we no longer hear good solid drumming, but instead we hear bubbles of bubble wrap being burst. These sounds are recorded and used in place of real percussion. Drum manufacturers are losing their businesses, music shops are struggling and drummers are unemployed. These facts all place extra stresses on the economy.



Thing:
hugging


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Aimee Wilbury
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It makes some people uncomfortable! :P

Rubber bands
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harddaze

Ever since explosive devices were outlawed, rubber bands can become the favoured weapon for holding up banks, and for attempted murders. Rubber bands must be band... er.. banned!


Chocolate ice cream

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Bill
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Chocolate ice cream should be illegal on the grounds of public health. It contains far too much fat and sugar to be allowed to be sold.

Kittens.
Put a puppet on it.
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harddaze

Kittens should be illegal because they don't taste as good as chicken but take twice as long to cook.


Shoes
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Aimee Wilbury
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Shoes should be illegal because they stink and blister your feet.

iPods
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Jacaranda
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Ipods should be illegal because I don't have one.

Fruit Roll-Ups
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"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through." General Melchett, Blackadder Goes Forth




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Aimee Wilbury
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The wrappers always end up on the ground.

Body spray
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bluemeanie
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is now a happily married woman x
can cause serious illness to people with breathing difficulties :( :(


hands
Jayne x

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is loving life and is so happy xxx
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harddaze

Hands should be illegal because they always get in the way when I'm in a hurry and trying to tie my shoelaces.


chairs

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FamousGroupie
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Obsessive Saddo Fangirl
Chairs should be illegal because some people's legs just don't bend that way.

Teddy Bears
I don't believe in Bondi. I don't believe in rugby league. I believe in Yoko, John Lennon, the Lost Weekend and me.
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harddaze

Teddy Bears should be illegal because they take up too much room in bed.


Windows
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doris mendlovitz
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Only windows with peeping toms inside should be made illegal

Chewing gum
love doris,.
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TrevorWD
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Chewing gum should be banned because it can wear out your jaws.


driving on the correct side of the street
You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
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harddaze

Driving on the correct side of the street should be illegal because it's too predictable and not very challenging.


Apples

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Bill
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Apples should be banned because after both Apples and Windows are banned, Linux will be the only viable option.

Belgium
Put a puppet on it.
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TrevorWD
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Belgium should be banned because I don't like Vegemite...except microwaved Vegemite sandwiches



Yawning :yawn:
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mellaw99
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Yawning should be banned because too many people in the world today have bad bad breath, and when they yawn it cause too much air polution.


Granola Bars
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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Aimee Wilbury
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Granola bars should be banned cause they stick to my teeth, :lol:


Forums (!)
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harddaze

Forums should be illegal because they are used by very strange people to talk about very strange things.


Television
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Aimee Wilbury
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Television should be illegal because it leads to laziness.

Sex education :lol:
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Nick2006
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Sex Education should be illegal because it makes underage people horny

Work
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harddaze

Work should be illegal because some work chips away at the soul.


Blue skies

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Bill
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Blue skies mean drought. Bring on the rainclouds.


Denim.
Put a puppet on it.
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mellaw99
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Denim should be illegal cause it can chap your skin if worn too much.


Wal-Mart (that should be easy)
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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JeffLynnesBeard
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Wal-Mart should be made illegal because they drive small stores out of business, pay their workers very poor wages, don't provide adequate healthcare to their employees, sell guns in their stores, do not take their environmental responsibilities seriously and sell goods which support sweatshops in China.

The next item up is;

Mobile/Cell Phones
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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Aimee Wilbury
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Cell phones should be illegal cos its annoying being at a restaurant and having people talking away.

Derogatory terms (did I spell it right?)
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TrevorWD
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Derogatory terms should be illegal because it makes the 'victim' feel much happier. :blink:



the Internet
You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
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Aimee Wilbury
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the internet should be banned because of child predators

portable CD players
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harddaze

Portable CD players should be illegal because they look so big and chunky now compared with mp3 players.


carpet
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Aimee Wilbury
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Carpet should be illegal because when it stains its hard to clean. :P

benches
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mellaw99
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Benches should be illegal cause they are very uncomfortable on the bum.


poster boards
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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Aimee Wilbury
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poster boards should be illegal because I don't know what it is. :blush:

tabloid magazines
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mellaw99
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Tabloid Mags should be illegal cause they keep telling you about people we really shouldn't care about.

Laudry Detergent
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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Aimee Wilbury
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Laundry detergent should be illegal cause the smell makes me sick!

Perfume.
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Beatle Girl
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There are some that people just can't stand, and sometimes it can irritate your skin <_<

Cigarettes
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Aimee Wilbury
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Cigarettes should be illegal because its what killed George... and most of my family as well. :(

Webcams
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aimeeandbeatles
Jun 14 2007, 09:40 PM
Cigarettes should be illegal because its what killed George... and most of my family as well. :(

Webcams

I totally agree, it was my intention when I posted it :cry: .

Yeah, sometimes they cause people to be involved with bad persons.

Earphones
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Aimee Wilbury
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Cause they can cause ear damage.

Bikinis
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harddaze

Bikinis should be illegal because they get in the way.


traffic lights
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TrevorWD
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traffic lights should be illegal because they hold up teh traffic

parents :lol:
You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
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Bill
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They f*ck you up, your mum and dad.


Beer
Put a puppet on it.
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Aimee Wilbury
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It turns geniuses into fools.

Make up
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Make up should be illegal as it hides her true beauty.

Mondays
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TrevorWD
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That day has spawned some aweful songs over the years.

Google
You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
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mellaw99
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Google should be illegal cause it never really helps that much.

Coca~Cola
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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harddaze

Coca-Cola should be illegal because more people are addicted to caffeine than cocaine.


smileys
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Aimee Wilbury
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Mondays should be illegal becausethey make people lazy

Holidays. :o
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~LovelyRita~

aimeeandbeatles
Jun 15 2007, 09:47 AM
It turns geniuses into fools.

Make up

Please, no!!! I'll sell you my first born child if you promise to let me keep my makeup!
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~LovelyRita~

Holidays should be illegal because you have to spend too much money on presents, see way too much of your family, and after they're over suffer from post holiday depression.

Sex
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Nick2006
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Sex should be illegal because it can damage your health

Trumpets
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mellaw99
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Trumpets should be illegal cause sometimes they are too loud.

fingernail clippers
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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Aimee Wilbury
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Fingernail clippers should be banned because you can get cut from them. :duh:

Toilet paper. :P
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Beatle Girl
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:wacko: OMG, and now what are we gonna use!!! :o Well, let's chane it for a softer one :P

Metal Rock
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mellaw99
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Metal rock should be illegal cause you can't understand anything they are saying.


Lotion
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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mellaw99
Jun 17 2007, 05:52 AM
Metal rock should be illegal cause you can't understand anything they are saying.


Lotion

So not true about metal rock :P

Lotion should be illegal because it's considered too sexy

Reality TV
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Reality TV should be illegal cause it's too addictive and most of the time stupid.


Sharpie Markers
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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Aimee Wilbury
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Sharpie Markers should be illegal because they're hard to find when needed.

School
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Beatle Girl
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I totally support you!! :lol:

Maybe not school in general, but some subjects...no doubt ;)

Game Boy

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JeffLynnesBeard
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Game Boys should be illegal because they distract children from what they should really be doing: watching television.

Politicians
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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TrevorWD
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Politicians should be illegal because they represent the nation in a way that does not represent the nation.

forgetting to put the next illegal item in this line

Cheers,
Trev.
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Words can't bring you down
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I loved your summary of politicians, Trev - brilliant! :lol: (Can I just say how good it is to see you round here recently - enjoying your company, friend. :) )

Forgetting to put the next illegal item in this line should be illegal because each time you forget to do it, somewhere in the world a puppy or kitten dies.

Jazz Music
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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Jazz Music should be illegal and renamed, because really, the average person nowadays just calls it 'Porn Music'

Keychains
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TrevorWD
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Andy: I'm happy to be here and to be noticed :)

Keychains should be illegal because you can lose an entire set of keys instead of just one key.

cow tipping :lol:
You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
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billyshears
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BE NICE TO THE ANIMALS! :nono:

money :lol:
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Nick2006
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Money should be Illegal because it's the root of all evil

Rap Music
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Nick2006
Jun 18 2007, 08:45 PM
Money should be Illegal because it's the root of all evil

Rap Music

Rap music should be illegal because it's the root of all evil

Marriage
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Nick2006
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Marriage should be illegal cause it's the root of all evil :P

Freddy Krueger
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MannyDavvi
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Freddy Krueger should be illegal because that glove he uses is sooooo 70's

Jason Voorhees?
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MannyDavvi
Jun 18 2007, 09:05 PM
Freddy Krueger should be illegal because that glove he uses is sooooo 70's

Jason Voorhees?

70s??? Freddy was 80s maaaannn!!!

Jason should be illegal because he is Freddy's puppet

Michael Myers
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MannyDavvi
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haha Really? :wacko: But I'd say It's the other way around!

Mike Myers should be illegal because it's about the only one that makes me really scared :pinch:

harmonicas
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Harmonica's should be illegal because some old man i know has one and he embarresses me by playing it in the street infront of HOT WOMEN!!!

Porno
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MannyDavvi
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Porno should be illegal until 'Good acting' is made a requisite

Movies with animals as main characters
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Nick2006
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Movies with animals or main charectars should be banned because they just go over the top

Waterboys
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Waterboys should be illegal because I have no idea what or who they are.

telephone porn


Cheers,
Trev.
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JeffLynnesBeard
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Telephone porn should be illegal because it gets teenage boys in trouble when their parents get the phone bill.

Moderators
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Sandra

Should be illegal when we don't want moderation.

Scratching
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harddaze

Scratching should be illegal because eventually it hurts.

bricks

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billyshears
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Bricks should be illegal because they hurt when you drop them.

paying bills :P
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Paying bills should be illegal as we all should share and take care of each other.

Free speech.
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Free Speech should be illegal cause there are a lot of people I don't want to hear anymore.


Coffee
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Coffee should be illegal because it makes those people I don't wanna hear anymore talk more

Smileys :hmm:
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billyshears
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Smilies should be illegal because you can only post 20 in one post! :P

Strawberry Fields (this might be a tough one!)
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harddaze

Strawberry fields should be illegal because other types of fields are just as good but are often overlooked, unfairly.


clocks
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Aimee Wilbury
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clocks should be illegal cause they tick! (it's an Aspie thing).

Bikinis
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mellaw99
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Bikinis should be illegal cause only about 2% of the population actually look good in one.


Cheetos
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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They use real cheetah parts to make them, they just don't list it as an ingredient

Sharpie markers
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billyshears
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If they get on your clothes, they stay there FOREVER!!! :o :o :o

dating
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harddaze

Dating should be illegal because.... wait... I was under the impression that it was illegal already... :angry:


music
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billyshears
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Because it disturbs concentration.

babies
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mellaw99
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Babies should be illegal cause there are too many stupid people raising them.


Chocolate
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harddaze

Chocolate should be illegal because it's like a drug of addiction.


suits and ties

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billyshears
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They're UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

happiness
I am James, and this is my signature.
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harddaze

Happiness should be illegal because happy people make me sick! ;)


clean teeth
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JeffLynnesBeard
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Clean teeth should be illegal because by brushing them, you're killing lots of poor innocent plaque bacterium. :P

Pornography
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clothing
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JeffLynnesBeard
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Clothing should be illegal because then my employers couldn't insist that I wear their terrible uniform.

Digital watches.
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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retrollama
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Digital watches should be illegal because there are too manychildren out there that don't know how to tell time with analog watches.


Computers
What a long, strange trip it's been....
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JeffLynnesBeard
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Computers should be illegal because people use them to look at naughty pictures of naked ladies and it corrupts their minds and handkerchiefs.

Laws.
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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