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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 6 2007, 06:44 PM (1,645 Views) | |
| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 6 2007, 06:44 PM Post #1 |
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(I borrowed this from another forum) Okay, I'll post a "thing". an object, an action, a belief, technically anything. The next person posts an argument on why it should be illegal. Then they post a thing, and continue. Oh, and if possible, make the reason hilarious! First: Bubble wrap |
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| harddaze | Jun 7 2007, 06:29 AM Post #2 |
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Bubble wrap should be illegal because it's undermining the health of our economy. Before we had bubble wrap, musicians used drums and other percussion in their songs. Since bubble wrap has come along, we no longer hear good solid drumming, but instead we hear bubbles of bubble wrap being burst. These sounds are recorded and used in place of real percussion. Drum manufacturers are losing their businesses, music shops are struggling and drummers are unemployed. These facts all place extra stresses on the economy. Thing: hugging |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 7 2007, 07:13 PM Post #3 |
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It makes some people uncomfortable!
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| harddaze | Jun 8 2007, 02:24 AM Post #4 |
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Ever since explosive devices were outlawed, rubber bands can become the favoured weapon for holding up banks, and for attempted murders. Rubber bands must be band... er.. banned! Chocolate ice cream |
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| Bill | Jun 8 2007, 04:21 AM Post #5 |
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Chocolate ice cream should be illegal on the grounds of public health. It contains far too much fat and sugar to be allowed to be sold. Kittens. |
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| harddaze | Jun 8 2007, 05:19 AM Post #6 |
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Kittens should be illegal because they don't taste as good as chicken but take twice as long to cook. Shoes |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 10 2007, 12:31 PM Post #7 |
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Shoes should be illegal because they stink and blister your feet. iPods |
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| Jacaranda | Jun 10 2007, 03:12 PM Post #8 |
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Ipods should be illegal because I don't have one. Fruit Roll-Ups |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 10 2007, 05:14 PM Post #9 |
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The wrappers always end up on the ground. Body spray |
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| bluemeanie | Jun 11 2007, 03:05 AM Post #10 |
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Jayne x is loving life and is so happy xxx | |
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| harddaze | Jun 11 2007, 06:27 AM Post #11 |
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Hands should be illegal because they always get in the way when I'm in a hurry and trying to tie my shoelaces. chairs |
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| FamousGroupie | Jun 11 2007, 06:31 AM Post #12 |
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Chairs should be illegal because some people's legs just don't bend that way. Teddy Bears |
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| harddaze | Jun 11 2007, 07:06 AM Post #13 |
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Teddy Bears should be illegal because they take up too much room in bed. Windows |
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| doris mendlovitz | Jun 11 2007, 07:16 AM Post #14 |
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Only windows with peeping toms inside should be made illegal Chewing gum love doris,. |
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| TrevorWD | Jun 11 2007, 08:01 AM Post #15 |
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Chewing gum should be banned because it can wear out your jaws. driving on the correct side of the street |
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| harddaze | Jun 11 2007, 08:12 AM Post #16 |
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Driving on the correct side of the street should be illegal because it's too predictable and not very challenging. Apples |
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| Bill | Jun 11 2007, 12:20 PM Post #17 |
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Apples should be banned because after both Apples and Windows are banned, Linux will be the only viable option. Belgium |
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| TrevorWD | Jun 11 2007, 02:34 PM Post #18 |
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Belgium should be banned because I don't like Vegemite...except microwaved Vegemite sandwiches Yawning
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| mellaw99 | Jun 11 2007, 05:34 PM Post #19 |
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Yawning should be banned because too many people in the world today have bad bad breath, and when they yawn it cause too much air polution. Granola Bars |
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 11 2007, 11:36 PM Post #20 |
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Granola bars should be banned cause they stick to my teeth, :lol: Forums (!) |
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| harddaze | Jun 12 2007, 01:58 PM Post #21 |
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Forums should be illegal because they are used by very strange people to talk about very strange things. Television |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 12 2007, 08:36 PM Post #22 |
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Television should be illegal because it leads to laziness. Sex education :lol: |
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| Nick2006 | Jun 12 2007, 10:05 PM Post #23 |
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Sex Education should be illegal because it makes underage people horny Work |
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| harddaze | Jun 13 2007, 01:58 PM Post #24 |
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Work should be illegal because some work chips away at the soul. Blue skies |
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| Bill | Jun 13 2007, 02:19 PM Post #25 |
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Blue skies mean drought. Bring on the rainclouds. Denim. |
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| mellaw99 | Jun 13 2007, 06:22 PM Post #26 |
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Denim should be illegal cause it can chap your skin if worn too much. Wal-Mart (that should be easy) |
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Jun 13 2007, 08:50 PM Post #27 |
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Wal-Mart should be made illegal because they drive small stores out of business, pay their workers very poor wages, don't provide adequate healthcare to their employees, sell guns in their stores, do not take their environmental responsibilities seriously and sell goods which support sweatshops in China. The next item up is; Mobile/Cell Phones |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 13 2007, 08:52 PM Post #28 |
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Cell phones should be illegal cos its annoying being at a restaurant and having people talking away. Derogatory terms (did I spell it right?) |
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| TrevorWD | Jun 14 2007, 04:52 AM Post #29 |
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Derogatory terms should be illegal because it makes the 'victim' feel much happier.
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 14 2007, 06:06 AM Post #30 |
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the internet should be banned because of child predators portable CD players |
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| harddaze | Jun 14 2007, 07:27 AM Post #31 |
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Portable CD players should be illegal because they look so big and chunky now compared with mp3 players. carpet |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 14 2007, 07:54 AM Post #32 |
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Carpet should be illegal because when it stains its hard to clean.
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| mellaw99 | Jun 14 2007, 05:20 PM Post #33 |
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Benches should be illegal cause they are very uncomfortable on the bum. poster boards |
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 14 2007, 06:24 PM Post #34 |
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poster boards should be illegal because I don't know what it is. tabloid magazines |
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| mellaw99 | Jun 14 2007, 08:11 PM Post #35 |
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Tabloid Mags should be illegal cause they keep telling you about people we really shouldn't care about. Laudry Detergent |
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 14 2007, 08:29 PM Post #36 |
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Laundry detergent should be illegal cause the smell makes me sick! Perfume. |
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| Beatle Girl | Jun 14 2007, 09:24 PM Post #37 |
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There are some that people just can't stand, and sometimes it can irritate your skin <_< Cigarettes |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 14 2007, 09:40 PM Post #38 |
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Cigarettes should be illegal because its what killed George... and most of my family as well.
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| Beatle Girl | Jun 14 2007, 10:01 PM Post #39 |
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I totally agree, it was my intention when I posted it . Yeah, sometimes they cause people to be involved with bad persons. Earphones |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 14 2007, 10:52 PM Post #40 |
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Cause they can cause ear damage. Bikinis |
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| harddaze | Jun 15 2007, 07:03 AM Post #41 |
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Bikinis should be illegal because they get in the way. traffic lights |
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| TrevorWD | Jun 15 2007, 08:55 AM Post #42 |
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traffic lights should be illegal because they hold up teh traffic parents :lol: |
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| Bill | Jun 15 2007, 12:56 PM Post #43 |
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They f*ck you up, your mum and dad. Beer |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 15 2007, 01:47 PM Post #44 |
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It turns geniuses into fools. Make up |
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| Deleted User | Jun 16 2007, 01:48 AM Post #45 |
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Make up should be illegal as it hides her true beauty. Mondays |
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| TrevorWD | Jun 16 2007, 04:10 AM Post #46 |
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| mellaw99 | Jun 16 2007, 05:25 AM Post #47 |
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Google should be illegal cause it never really helps that much. Coca~Cola |
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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| harddaze | Jun 16 2007, 11:31 AM Post #48 |
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Coca-Cola should be illegal because more people are addicted to caffeine than cocaine. smileys |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 16 2007, 11:45 AM Post #49 |
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Mondays should be illegal becausethey make people lazy Holidays.
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| ~LovelyRita~ | Jun 16 2007, 06:16 PM Post #50 |
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Please, no!!! I'll sell you my first born child if you promise to let me keep my makeup! |
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| ~LovelyRita~ | Jun 16 2007, 06:17 PM Post #51 |
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Holidays should be illegal because you have to spend too much money on presents, see way too much of your family, and after they're over suffer from post holiday depression. Sex |
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| Nick2006 | Jun 16 2007, 07:16 PM Post #52 |
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Sex should be illegal because it can damage your health Trumpets |
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| mellaw99 | Jun 16 2007, 07:40 PM Post #53 |
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Trumpets should be illegal cause sometimes they are too loud. fingernail clippers |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 17 2007, 12:43 AM Post #54 |
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Fingernail clippers should be banned because you can get cut from them. Toilet paper.
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| Beatle Girl | Jun 17 2007, 01:42 AM Post #55 |
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:wacko: OMG, and now what are we gonna use!!!
Well, let's chane it for a softer one
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| mellaw99 | Jun 17 2007, 05:52 AM Post #56 |
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Metal rock should be illegal cause you can't understand anything they are saying. Lotion |
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| Nick2006 | Jun 17 2007, 01:24 PM Post #57 |
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So not true about metal rock Lotion should be illegal because it's considered too sexy Reality TV |
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| mellaw99 | Jun 17 2007, 09:55 PM Post #58 |
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Reality TV should be illegal cause it's too addictive and most of the time stupid. Sharpie Markers |
"If there is such thing as a genius then I am one if not I really don't care."
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 17 2007, 09:57 PM Post #59 |
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Sharpie Markers should be illegal because they're hard to find when needed. School |
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| Beatle Girl | Jun 18 2007, 01:40 AM Post #60 |
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I totally support you!! :lol: Maybe not school in general, but some subjects...no doubt Game Boy |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Jun 18 2007, 10:24 AM Post #61 |
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Game Boys should be illegal because they distract children from what they should really be doing: watching television. Politicians |
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| TrevorWD | Jun 18 2007, 10:49 AM Post #62 |
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Politicians should be illegal because they represent the nation in a way that does not represent the nation. forgetting to put the next illegal item in this line Cheers, Trev. |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Jun 18 2007, 11:16 AM Post #63 |
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I loved your summary of politicians, Trev - brilliant! :lol: (Can I just say how good it is to see you round here recently - enjoying your company, friend.
)Forgetting to put the next illegal item in this line should be illegal because each time you forget to do it, somewhere in the world a puppy or kitten dies. Jazz Music |
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| MannyDavvi | Jun 18 2007, 11:34 AM Post #64 |
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Jazz Music should be illegal and renamed, because really, the average person nowadays just calls it 'Porn Music' Keychains |
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| TrevorWD | Jun 18 2007, 11:42 AM Post #65 |
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Andy: I'm happy to be here and to be noticed
Keychains should be illegal because you can lose an entire set of keys instead of just one key. cow tipping :lol: |
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| billyshears | Jun 18 2007, 06:41 PM Post #66 |
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| Nick2006 | Jun 18 2007, 08:45 PM Post #67 |
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Money should be Illegal because it's the root of all evil Rap Music |
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| MannyDavvi | Jun 18 2007, 08:52 PM Post #68 |
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Rap music should be illegal because it's the root of all evil Marriage |
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| Nick2006 | Jun 18 2007, 08:54 PM Post #69 |
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Marriage should be illegal cause it's the root of all evil
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| MannyDavvi | Jun 18 2007, 09:05 PM Post #70 |
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Freddy Krueger should be illegal because that glove he uses is sooooo 70's Jason Voorhees? |
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| Nick2006 | Jun 18 2007, 09:06 PM Post #71 |
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70s??? Freddy was 80s maaaannn!!! Jason should be illegal because he is Freddy's puppet Michael Myers |
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| MannyDavvi | Jun 18 2007, 09:11 PM Post #72 |
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haha Really? :wacko: But I'd say It's the other way around! Mike Myers should be illegal because it's about the only one that makes me really scared harmonicas |
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| Nick2006 | Jun 18 2007, 09:17 PM Post #73 |
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Harmonica's should be illegal because some old man i know has one and he embarresses me by playing it in the street infront of HOT WOMEN!!! Porno |
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| MannyDavvi | Jun 18 2007, 09:25 PM Post #74 |
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Porno should be illegal until 'Good acting' is made a requisite Movies with animals as main characters |
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| Nick2006 | Jun 18 2007, 09:54 PM Post #75 |
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Movies with animals or main charectars should be banned because they just go over the top Waterboys |
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| TrevorWD | Jun 19 2007, 05:31 AM Post #76 |
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Waterboys should be illegal because I have no idea what or who they are. telephone porn Cheers, Trev. |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Jun 19 2007, 11:59 AM Post #77 |
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Telephone porn should be illegal because it gets teenage boys in trouble when their parents get the phone bill. Moderators |
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| Sandra | Jun 19 2007, 01:01 PM Post #78 |
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Should be illegal when we don't want moderation. Scratching |
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| harddaze | Jun 19 2007, 01:07 PM Post #79 |
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Scratching should be illegal because eventually it hurts. bricks |
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| billyshears | Jun 19 2007, 07:56 PM Post #80 |
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Bricks should be illegal because they hurt when you drop them. paying bills
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Paying bills should be illegal as we all should share and take care of each other. Free speech. |
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| mellaw99 | Jun 24 2007, 08:58 PM Post #82 |
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Free Speech should be illegal cause there are a lot of people I don't want to hear anymore. Coffee |
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| MannyDavvi | Jun 24 2007, 10:59 PM Post #83 |
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Coffee should be illegal because it makes those people I don't wanna hear anymore talk more Smileys :hmm: |
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| billyshears | Jun 25 2007, 04:40 PM Post #84 |
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Smilies should be illegal because you can only post 20 in one post!
Strawberry Fields (this might be a tough one!) |
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| harddaze | Jun 28 2007, 01:33 PM Post #85 |
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Strawberry fields should be illegal because other types of fields are just as good but are often overlooked, unfairly. clocks |
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| Aimee Wilbury | Jun 28 2007, 04:05 PM Post #86 |
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clocks should be illegal cause they tick! (it's an Aspie thing). Bikinis |
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| mellaw99 | Jun 28 2007, 05:11 PM Post #87 |
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Bikinis should be illegal cause only about 2% of the population actually look good in one. Cheetos |
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| MannyDavvi | Jun 29 2007, 11:46 AM Post #88 |
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They use real cheetah parts to make them, they just don't list it as an ingredient Sharpie markers |
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| billyshears | Jun 30 2007, 03:42 AM Post #89 |
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If they get on your clothes, they stay there FOREVER!!!
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| harddaze | Jun 30 2007, 04:01 AM Post #90 |
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Dating should be illegal because.... wait... I was under the impression that it was illegal already... :angry: music |
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| billyshears | Jun 30 2007, 04:02 AM Post #91 |
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Because it disturbs concentration. babies |
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| mellaw99 | Jun 30 2007, 08:36 AM Post #92 |
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Babies should be illegal cause there are too many stupid people raising them. Chocolate |
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| harddaze | Jul 1 2007, 06:25 AM Post #93 |
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Chocolate should be illegal because it's like a drug of addiction. suits and ties |
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| billyshears | Jul 2 2007, 04:06 AM Post #94 |
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They're UNCOMFORTABLE!!! happiness |
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| harddaze | Jul 2 2007, 04:21 AM Post #95 |
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Happiness should be illegal because happy people make me sick!
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Jul 9 2007, 08:02 PM Post #96 |
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Clean teeth should be illegal because by brushing them, you're killing lots of poor innocent plaque bacterium.
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| ogoble | Jul 10 2007, 02:27 AM Post #97 |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Jul 15 2007, 08:57 AM Post #98 |
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Clothing should be illegal because then my employers couldn't insist that I wear their terrible uniform. Digital watches. |
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| retrollama | Jul 16 2007, 01:07 AM Post #99 |
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Digital watches should be illegal because there are too manychildren out there that don't know how to tell time with analog watches. Computers |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Jul 16 2007, 11:17 PM Post #100 |
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Computers should be illegal because people use them to look at naughty pictures of naked ladies and it corrupts their minds and handkerchiefs. Laws. |
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