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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 28 2007, 02:49 AM (1,234 Views) | |
| Deleted User | Feb 28 2007, 02:49 AM Post #1 |
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So what do you consider a normal healthy sex life? Time to fess up, lets stop beating around the bush.
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| Dorfliedot | Feb 28 2007, 02:52 AM Post #2 |
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Having sex with you!
:lol:Sorry Tony, you put foot in that one.
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| Dorfliedot | Feb 28 2007, 03:19 AM Post #3 |
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Sex and pizza. what a concept.. I can imagine it now.
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| ogoble | Feb 28 2007, 03:30 AM Post #4 |
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I bet you like alot of meat on your pizza.
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| BikerLikeAnIcon | Feb 28 2007, 03:37 AM Post #5 |
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What do I consider a normal healthy sex life? Good question. I have a larger sex drive than the hubby does, so our ideas of "normal" frequency differ.
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| Deleted User | Feb 28 2007, 03:43 AM Post #6 |
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My two favorite things! |
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| ogoble | Feb 28 2007, 03:55 AM Post #7 |
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ditto :mellow: |
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| Dorfliedot | Feb 28 2007, 04:22 AM Post #8 |
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yes, polish sausage. How did you guess.
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| mozart8mytoe | Feb 28 2007, 04:28 AM Post #9 |
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I consider beating around the bush a normal, healthy sex life. |
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| ogoble | Feb 28 2007, 04:59 AM Post #10 |
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I know what you mean...sometimes I have to take matters into my hand myself. |
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| mozart8mytoe | Feb 28 2007, 05:02 AM Post #11 |
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You call those weekdays, right? |
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| ogoble | Feb 28 2007, 05:11 AM Post #12 |
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Naw...Rosie Palm
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| Dorfliedot | Feb 28 2007, 05:25 AM Post #13 |
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how about the pocket type. |
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| ogoble | Feb 28 2007, 12:13 PM Post #14 |
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I've played a little "Pocket Pool" in my day...if that's what you're saying.
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| modgirl1964 | Feb 28 2007, 01:26 PM Post #15 |
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I feel I have a great sex life. Both he and I have big sex drives (and they are equal ones too, which is great). For us, it's often and quite sastifying for both. That's a first for me, in past relationships, I've never felt comfortable, always wanted the act to be over and done with and never felt sastified with it. But now, to me, it feels, well, "normal." |
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| Dorfliedot | Feb 28 2007, 07:07 PM Post #16 |
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Did it blast off? Or did it shrink and fade? |
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| ogoble | Mar 1 2007, 03:24 AM Post #17 |
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If he ever gets too tired...I'm waiting here on the bench ready to play!
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| ogoble | Mar 1 2007, 03:26 AM Post #18 |
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All 3......and in that order.
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 1 2007, 04:25 AM Post #19 |
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Oh, you poor thing. you indeed need viagra |
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| Old Brown Shoe | Mar 1 2007, 04:36 AM Post #20 |
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YES PLEASE!!!!
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| Emilee | Mar 1 2007, 06:27 AM Post #21 |
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I haven't lost my v-plates yet, so I therefore have nothing to contribute to this thread. I'm just posting this for the sake of postcount, spamming up your life. Have a nice day
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| BlueMolly2009 | Mar 1 2007, 07:02 AM Post #22 |
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What sex life? I have no sex life. :lol: |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 1 2007, 07:29 AM Post #23 |
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Nor do I, except my play toys..
:lol: Just kidding.
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| wackadoo | Mar 1 2007, 07:35 AM Post #24 |
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Are you kidding, Dorothy?
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 1 2007, 08:31 AM Post #25 |
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Of caurse I am
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| FamousGroupie | Mar 1 2007, 08:37 AM Post #26 |
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Lord, I'm a single mum of an active three year old, I study two days a week, I keep a house in order, I'm forever in the car taking off to one activity or other - now I'm supposed to have a sex life too??
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| modgirl1964 | Mar 1 2007, 12:04 PM Post #27 |
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LOL! Olen, that boy NEVER gets tired, and it's great! I'm so spoiled. |
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| beatlespud | Mar 1 2007, 07:19 PM Post #28 |
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Has... I mean takes the fifth.. :rolleyes: Dean |
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| Kopite | Mar 1 2007, 08:41 PM Post #29 |
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Shagging every day.
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| Kopite | Mar 1 2007, 08:42 PM Post #30 |
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I don't think you're kidding...
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 1 2007, 08:44 PM Post #31 |
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Oh, you don't! prove it.
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| Kopite | Mar 1 2007, 08:46 PM Post #32 |
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Women need toys... you can't manage it without 'em... I'm glad I'm not a woman...
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 1 2007, 08:47 PM Post #33 |
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No, men use there hands. |
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| Kopite | Mar 1 2007, 08:48 PM Post #34 |
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hands where?
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 1 2007, 08:50 PM Post #35 |
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Right here..
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| audrey | Mar 2 2007, 07:07 AM Post #36 |
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toys arent meant to replace a man, but to augment one.......... and men can use the toys on the women, there can be fun in that as well just a thought...... and i thought shag was a haircut of the 70's |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 2 2007, 07:12 AM Post #37 |
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Dorothy stands on the side line rotting for Audrey. And says, You tell him AUdrey. With a innocent look
And tells svenn, you know you are the only guy I care about.
:lol: You know ,I never flirt with anyone else.
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| audrey | Mar 2 2007, 07:19 AM Post #38 |
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so what do i consider normal, well for me that includes lots of things, it can be as subtle as a little pat, touch, grab or kiss and as wild as....... well kids do come here one thing is for certain, i realize how very lucky i am, being married 20 years this year, i never thought that we would still be enjoying a fulfilling sexual relationship but it has truly improved over time. in truth it started getting better around that 7 year itch and still can amaze me when least expected. It has helped that he is still my best friend, we still can play and act like kids on our first date. A healthy sexual relationship is like any relationship, requiring effort by both parties, open and two way communication and a little imagination never hurts. |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 2 2007, 07:23 AM Post #39 |
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Yeah, my ex had the seven year itch. kind think of it. so, did my husband. oh, well. I got was satisfaction.
:lol: and contentment when they beg me back and, I said No!
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Mar 2 2007, 10:32 AM Post #40 |
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I hope you mean rooting... ...and not in the Australian way!
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| FamousGroupie | Mar 2 2007, 11:08 AM Post #41 |
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| Jacaranda | Mar 2 2007, 10:21 PM Post #42 |
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V-plates, rooting. I learn new things on this board everyday!
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 3 2007, 12:53 AM Post #43 |
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:lol: Yeah, rooting. |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 3 2007, 12:54 AM Post #44 |
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The v spot? V spot is rooting. Umm, what a site. :lol:
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| Queenbee | Mar 3 2007, 03:19 AM Post #45 |
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I never heard of the V-spot but sure do enjoy the G-Spot :-) |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 3 2007, 03:22 AM Post #46 |
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sorry, I meant g- spot.. :lol: |
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| wackadoo | Mar 3 2007, 03:47 AM Post #47 |
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How do I like sex? I like sex but not the mushy and cuddly stuff. The G-spot is a fun thing. |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 3 2007, 03:48 AM Post #48 |
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Yeah..
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| wackadoo | Mar 3 2007, 04:11 AM Post #49 |
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Sounds kind of good round about now, doesn't it Dorothy? |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 3 2007, 04:26 AM Post #50 |
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:lol: Yeah! |
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| wackadoo | Mar 3 2007, 04:41 AM Post #51 |
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Where's a good man when you need one????? |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 3 2007, 04:51 AM Post #52 |
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There all taken.
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| wackadoo | Mar 3 2007, 04:58 AM Post #53 |
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Damn...you are right. Well, I just need one for a few minutes!!! |
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| Deleted User | Mar 3 2007, 05:01 AM Post #54 |
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May I help you girls find your G-spot? I know exactly where it's at.
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| wackadoo | Mar 3 2007, 05:03 AM Post #55 |
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Sure...Dorothy and I are up for it for sure!!!! |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 3 2007, 05:13 AM Post #56 |
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Oh, yes, yes. |
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| Deleted User | Mar 3 2007, 05:18 AM Post #57 |
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PM me - and I'll help you relax that thing. |
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| wackadoo | Mar 3 2007, 05:23 AM Post #58 |
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You are tempting us!!!! |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 3 2007, 06:17 AM Post #59 |
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Were you tempted while I was gone.
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| Kopite | Mar 3 2007, 10:33 AM Post #60 |
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Oh yeah!
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 3 2007, 10:39 AM Post #61 |
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:lol: ok, pm for you!
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| Kopite | Mar 3 2007, 10:39 AM Post #62 |
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I'm sure you're right.... Using sex toys on women could be fun, I've never tried it. shag is a haircut? Obviously it could mean a lot of things... Adult shag |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 3 2007, 10:48 AM Post #63 |
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That not the shag I had in mind..
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| LIPA | Mar 4 2007, 02:53 PM Post #64 |
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You dont beat around the bush do you 'O' So what you are basically saying, your a .................. could not resist
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Speaking of sex toys, here's something for the ladies.
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| BeatleBarb | Mar 4 2007, 10:35 PM Post #66 |
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Holy bat crap, that's down right scary, Tony! |
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| Deleted User | Mar 4 2007, 10:38 PM Post #67 |
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I understand it talks too. |
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| BeatleBarb | Mar 4 2007, 10:38 PM Post #68 |
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There's a joke there, but I won't
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 4 2007, 10:40 PM Post #69 |
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send it to my house.
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| BeatleBarb | Mar 4 2007, 10:42 PM Post #70 |
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Dot, I think it's illegal to send weapons of mass destruction through the mail. |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 4 2007, 10:49 PM Post #71 |
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I'll disharm it for the goverment.
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| Kopite | Mar 4 2007, 11:07 PM Post #72 |
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:lol:
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 4 2007, 11:09 PM Post #73 |
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just loan me some lubricant.
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| FamousGroupie | Mar 5 2007, 03:04 AM Post #74 |
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Can't sleep, clown will eat me. :mellow: |
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| Bill | Mar 5 2007, 03:14 AM Post #75 |
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....if you're lucky. |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Mar 5 2007, 03:20 AM Post #76 |
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:lol: That's funny, Clare! But seriously... I honestly think that this thread is coming to the limit of what can be considered acceptable on a public forum. The forum rules state; As this can be viewed by children, discussions and posts which are overtly sexual cannot be permitted, but harmless innuendo will be overlooked as will non-erotic discussions about sex conducted in a sensible, adult manner. Can everyone please bear this in mind when making further posts on this subject. I have a very healthy sense of humour but anything more - shall we say 'explicit' - in terms of images or conversation would need to be moderated. Thanks all.
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What about links of a sexual nature? For example, if I only post the link of a pic of Heather Mills naked - would that be acceptible? I mean, no one can see it unless they want to. |
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No, I'm afraid that links to anything which would be reasonably considered obscene or pornographic cannot be posted on the board - it would violate our agreement with Invision.
3.1 Prohibited Content: Users may not post, upload, link to, or email any Content that contains, promotes, gives instruction about, or provides prohibited Content. Prohibited Content includes any Content that breaks any local, state, county, national or international law. Prohibited Content also includes: (a) Content that infringes upon any rights (including, but not limited to, copyrights and trademarks); (-b-) Abusive, threatening, defamatory, racist, or obscene Content; (-c-) Viruses or any other harmful computer software; (d) False information or libel; (e) Spam, chain letters, or pyramid schemes; (f) Gambling or Illicit drugs; (g) Terrorism; (h) Hacking or cheating Content for internet/online games; (i) Warez, Roms, CD-Keys, Cracks, Passwords, or Serial Numbers; (j) Pornography, nudity, or sexual material of any kind; (k) Excessive profanity; (l) Content that is invasive of privacy or impersonation of any person/entity; and (m) Hacking materials or information. Repeat copyright infringers will have access to InvisionFree terminated. |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 5 2007, 04:35 AM Post #80 |
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Boy, I am so, glad I am so, glad I am innocent. I would never talk that way.
Shame on all of you.
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| BikerLikeAnIcon | Mar 5 2007, 01:10 PM Post #81 |
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Ha! Ha! You all got in trouble! Neener neener neener!!
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| beatlespud | Mar 5 2007, 07:45 PM Post #82 |
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Is still having... I mean taking the fifth Dean |
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 5 2007, 07:49 PM Post #83 |
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Sorry Andy. The ladies were talking about toys and I happen to come across that one. It had to be posted! LOL |
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Occasionally...
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 6 2007, 09:28 AM Post #86 |
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Gosh, those bad ladies. Aren't glad it wasn't me..
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You're right, it had to be posted! :lol:
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 6 2007, 09:39 AM Post #88 |
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Svenn, can you believe those naughty women. They should be more like me.
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| Kopite | Mar 6 2007, 10:12 AM Post #89 |
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yeah right... :rolleyes:
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| Dorfliedot | Mar 6 2007, 10:18 AM Post #90 |
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What! Do you mean kind Sir..?
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Do you mean kind Sir..?

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