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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 14 2007, 08:39 PM (155 Views) | |
| bluemeanie | Feb 14 2007, 08:39 PM Post #1 |
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is now a happily married woman x
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You might not have known this, but a lot of nonliving objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their ass SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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Jayne x is loving life and is so happy xxx | |
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| Deleted User | Feb 14 2007, 08:48 PM Post #2 |
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That's a cute Jayne. |
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| BikerLikeAnIcon | Feb 14 2007, 09:10 PM Post #3 |
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This one was my favorite!! :lol: |
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| Sandra | Feb 14 2007, 09:14 PM Post #4 |
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They all seem very appropraite Jayne.
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| Jacaranda | Feb 14 2007, 09:25 PM Post #5 |
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Excellent Jayne! LMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: Particularly this: TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. |
![]() "If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through." General Melchett, Blackadder Goes Forth | |
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| Rose | Feb 14 2007, 09:54 PM Post #6 |
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Well, here's another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul...
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:lol: Thanks for the laugh! |
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| scottycatt | Feb 15 2007, 04:27 AM Post #7 |
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Jayne, you're a hoot! :lol: |
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| BlueMolly2009 | Feb 15 2007, 04:30 AM Post #8 |
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LMAO, Jayne that was great. Is it okay if I borrow this and send it to a couple friends of mine? |
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| Deleted User | Feb 15 2007, 04:44 AM Post #9 |
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I was thinking the same thing Molly, and I got a couple of good chuckles out of it all when I came across it at work ... so thanks Jayne.
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| bluemeanie | Feb 15 2007, 12:12 PM Post #10 |
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send away
glad people enjoyed them
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Jayne x is loving life and is so happy xxx | |
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| JeffLynnesBeard | Feb 15 2007, 12:15 PM Post #11 |
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Very good.
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| Kit_Kat | Feb 15 2007, 12:16 PM Post #12 |
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Lennon's Mummy xx
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"WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on." Too true!!! :lol: |
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| JanaW | Feb 15 2007, 06:55 PM Post #13 |
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Thanks Jayne. Very cute and very true! |
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| ogoble | Feb 15 2007, 09:29 PM Post #14 |
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funny stuff... :lol: |
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| Deleted User | Feb 16 2007, 01:50 AM Post #15 |
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My laptop is female. She sits on my lap, I push her buttons, and she freezes up on me.
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