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Are these objects; male or female
Topic Started: Feb 14 2007, 08:39 PM (155 Views)
bluemeanie
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is now a happily married woman x

You might not have known this, but a lot of nonliving objects are actually
either male or female.

Here are some examples:




FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.




PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to
warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.




TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated.




HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under their ass




SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
water.




WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting
hit on.




TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
picking up people.




EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts
to the bottom.




HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at
all, and are occasionally handy to have around.




THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but
consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
Jayne x

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That's a cute Jayne.
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bluemeanie
Feb 14 2007, 03:39 PM








PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.






This one was my favorite!! :lol:
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They all seem very appropraite Jayne. :D
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Jacaranda
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Excellent Jayne! LMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Particularly this: TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated.
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Well, here's another clue for you all, the Walrus was Paul...
:lol: Thanks for the laugh!

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Jayne, you're a hoot! :lol:




Why?
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LMAO, Jayne that was great. Is it okay if I borrow this and send it to a couple friends of mine?
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BlueMolly2006
Feb 15 2007, 04:30 AM
LMAO, Jayne that was great. Is it okay if I borrow this and send it to a couple friends of mine?

I was thinking the same thing Molly, and I got a couple of good chuckles out of it all when I came across it at work ... so thanks Jayne. ;)
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is now a happily married woman x
send away :P :P glad people enjoyed them :)
Jayne x

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Very good. ^_^
...and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
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Lennon's Mummy xx
"WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting
hit on."

Too true!!! :lol:
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Thanks Jayne. Very cute and very true!
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funny stuff... :lol:
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My laptop is female. She sits on my lap, I push her buttons, and she freezes up on me. :D
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