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Later Tater! And Other Silly Colloquialisms
Topic Started: Jan 26 2007, 04:32 PM (7,761 Views)
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We all have 'em. Our own little favorite terms and phrases. Some are regional, some are global. Share them here!

One of my favorites is one I heard Barney Rubble use when saying goodbye to Fred in an episode of the Flintstones. He said, "Ariva doochy oochy!" :lol:


Another one I use a lot is: "Scurry on you rodent!" when I want someone to go.
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Another old standard that I know at least one other board member here uses too: "Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!"
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This is one that a friend of mine in South Carolina uses and it cracks me up whenever I hear her say it. She also has a really really thick southern drawl.

"Well I`ll be dipped in dogshit and rolled in crackers"!
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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When I was growing up my grandparents used to always say, Toodley bye, whenever I was leaving after a visit with them. :D
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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Jan 26 2007, 11:56 AM
This is one that a friend of mine in South Carolina uses and it cracks me up whenever I hear her say it. She also has a really really thick southern drawl.

"Well I`ll be dipped in dogshit and rolled in crackers"!

HAHAHAHA!!! I say, "Well butter my belly and call me a biscuit!" But I think I'll steal your friend's phrase! :lol: :lol:
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You Southerners slay me. :P :D :D It has to be illegal to be so cute.
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"Get in this house before you catch your killin!"
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How about this one...when you are shocked yell out

"Well I'll be ding danged!"
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Jan 26 2007, 12:54 PM
"Get in this house before you catch your killin!"

I like this one! :lol:
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My next door neighbors mom used to yell at the kids out in the yard. She might say something like, don`t play over there near the rose bushes and when they went there anyway then she would say well fine then play in the rose bushes you will mind me one way or the other.
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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Jan 26 2007, 01:01 PM
My next door neighbors mom used to yell at the kids out in the yard. She might say something like, don`t play over there near the rose bushes and when they went there anyway then she would say well fine then play in the rose bushes you will mind me one way or the other.

LOL, Betsy!!!! :lol:
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In the summer time my grandmother liked to say "whew it is hotter than a hen in a wool basket today!"
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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And then there was the ever popular "Lord have mercy!" It had to be said with the right amount of astonishment and high pitch at the end of mercy.
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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Jan 26 2007, 01:07 PM
And then there was the ever popular "Lord have mercy!" It had to be said with the right amount of astonishment and high pitch at the end of mercy.

I still say that. I think I've even said it to you in a PM or two! :lol:
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Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!
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You know how people say "Whatever floats your boat."? Well, I say "Whatever floats your gravy."

It roughly stems from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (think about the "BURN THE WITCH!" scene and you might get what I'm saying a little :rolleyes: )



Also, whenever anything's really not that tasty and I feel like being sarcastic, I'll say insolently "Oh, delish!"

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Well, I like it when Grace says "oopsie doodles" if she drops something. ^_^
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Anyway - Australian slang is quite eas - hey! Smitty! Don't give me curry, son! Kangaroos loose in the top paddock, that's your problem.

I know, I know, it's drier than a dead dingo's donger out here innit? Wave away the dunny budgies and listen up here. Youse don't wanna hear me yabbering on for too long, eh?

Ah, stuff it. Too hot. I'm off like a bride's nightie and youse can all get a black dog up ya.
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Clare, I say, "I'm off like a prom dress!"

Or hows about, "Let's make like a breech birth and get one foot out the door!" :lol:
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Jan 27 2007, 01:17 PM
Wave away the dunny budgies....

Never heard that one before! :lol:

You're educating me as well as the septics.
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Jan 27 2007, 05:17 AM
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
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Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

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My granddad used to say, "sh*t fire and save matches."

Another one of his favorites, "hells bells and teeny tiny fishes."

And his most often used one, "I had to drive all over hell and half of Georgia to find what I was looking for."
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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And his most often used one, "I had to drive all over hell and half of Georgia to find what I was looking for."

HAHAHAHA!! Mine is "All over Hell's half-acre!" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hasta la bye-bye. (colts)

You wish! :P

You never accepted my bet either, tough guy!
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Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

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"sh*t a brick, fart a pebble"

"See ya later when ya legs are straighter"

"I tell you once, I tell you twice, I no tell you second time" - a favourite of my Uncles. From ''The Wog Boy''

"Don't Swear, God Is Everywhere"

... thats all I can think of for now.
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Jan 27 2007, 02:11 PM
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Wave away the dunny budgies....

Never heard that one before! :lol:

You're educating me as well as the septics.

Considering the phrase, your typo is rather apt! :lol: :lol:

Dunny Budgies - you know those f*cking massive blowflies we get here? The ones that dive bomb you at every opportunity?
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Jan 27 2007, 08:15 PM
You ask me you Australia people have good ones.

bloody oath! :lol:
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(on trying to find something in plain sight) If it was a snake, it would have bit you.

You'd lose your head if it wasn't attached.
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Wave away the dunny budgies....

Never heard that one before! :lol:

You're educating me as well as the septics.

Considering the phrase, your typo is rather apt! :lol: :lol:

Dunny Budgies - you know those f*cking massive blowflies we get here? The ones that dive bomb you at every opportunity?

What typo was that? Did you correct it? I can't see one.

I figured what they were - great expression. Only around here at the moment we're bomarded by little ones that are incredibly brainless even as flies go. They'll fly into any open orifice. But I digress....

For those who don't know, the dunny is where you point Percy at the porcelain.
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:lol: Like the last sentence Bill.

Thought of another..."F*** you and the white horse you rode in on."

Not that I would say that to anyone here...

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stupid idiot was always a fave.
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I also like Eric Cartmans .. f*ck f*ck f*ckity f*ck f*ck.
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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sh*t the bed, Fred! :lol:
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Jan 28 2007, 02:52 AM
I also like Eric Cartmans .. f*ck f*ck f*ckity f*ck f*ck.

Screw you guys, I'm going home! :lol: :lol:
I don't believe in Bondi. I don't believe in rugby league. I believe in Yoko, John Lennon, the Lost Weekend and me.
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You're educating me as well as the septics.

Considering the phrase, your typo is rather apt! :lol: :lol:

What typo was that? Did you correct it? I can't see one.

Septics? :huh:
I don't believe in Bondi. I don't believe in rugby league. I believe in Yoko, John Lennon, the Lost Weekend and me.
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That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

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That only works if its not"Hotter than a big dog!"
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Its raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock.
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"You know if it were really a f*cking bus one bus would be humping the other.

Another one is to Avoid the Rasty nasties at all costs.
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Septics? :huh:

Septic tanks.

Don't you kow your rhyming slang? ;) :lol:
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It`s not my job man.
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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I dont know if this would fit here..
but one time during christmas, my folks were asked about what animals do Wisconsin-ites have on their farms.. and mom who was half asleep.. had said "Chigs & Pickens an Chorses and Hows" :lol:
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I dont know if this would fit here..
but one time during christmas, my folks were asked about what animals do Wisconsin-ites have on their farms.. and mom who was half asleep.. had said "Chigs & Pickens an Chorses and Hows" :lol:

:lol: I always mix words up like that, even when i'm not half asleep. It was funny, yesterday I was at a mates house cuz we were practising for a gig. And I was singing this song, but I was kinda a bit zoned out and I had another song in my head - and just out of the blue I started playing the chords to the song that was in my head! :P
I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine.
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I dont know if this would fit here..
but one time during christmas, my folks were asked about what animals do Wisconsin-ites have on their farms..  and mom who was half asleep.. had said "Chigs & Pickens an Chorses and Hows"  :lol:

:lol: I always mix words up like that, even when i'm not half asleep. It was funny, yesterday I was at a mates house cuz we were practising for a gig. And I was singing this song, but I was kinda a bit zoned out and I had another song in my head - and just out of the blue I started playing the chords to the song that was in my head! :P

:lol: how funny!! I've been known to do that as well, only considering I dont play any instruments, its more like singing a song and mixing the lyrics up or something like that :sweet:
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That child can f*ck up an anvil with a rubber mallet.

That reminds me of a great euphemism for stupid:

He couldn't pour water out of a boot if there were instructions printed on the heel.
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I feel like I was shot at and missed and sh*t at and hit.
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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That child can f*ck up an anvil with a rubber mallet.

That reminds me of a great euphemism for stupid:

He couldn't pour water out of a boot if there were instructions printed on the heel.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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When I was a little girl I was always saying to my grandma I wish I had this or that. She would always look at me and say, "wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills up first." :lol:
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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Betsy, you got some good'ns! My grandpa had one similar to your "wish" saying, except he said "sh*t in the other"!! :lol:


Another one from him: What a hat you've got! I'll take two. One to sh*t in, and the other to cover it up with!!
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Betsy, you got some good'ns! My grandpa had one similar to your "wish" saying, except he said "sh*t in the other"!! :lol:


Another one from him: What a hat you've got! I'll take two. One to sh*t in, and the other to cover it up with!!

I like!! Definately going to be using that one :D
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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A crucifix a day keeps the lawyer away.
A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush.
He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of Chinese toy makers.
A penny saved is basically useless.
All hookers look good in the dark.
A watched pot is less exciting than watching paint. At least with the paint you can sit down.
Show me a clean pair of heels and I will show you a women who spends too much time on her knees.
All for one, provided that one is me.
A fool and his money make good dates.
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A crucifix a day keeps the lawyer away.
A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush.
He was as nervous as a cat in a room full of Chinese toy makers.
A penny saved is basically useless.
All hookers look good in the dark.
A watched pot is less exciting than watching paint. At least with the paint you can sit down.
Show me a clean pair of heels and I will show you a women who spends too much time on her knees.
All for one, provided that one is me.
A fool and his money make good dates.
All mouth, no balls.

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Septics?  :huh:

Septic tanks.

Don't you kow your rhyming slang? ;) :lol:

Obviously not. :blush: :whistle:

I was always told "Don't sweat the petty things...and don't pet the sweaty things."
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Arrogance becomes no one. Least of all you.
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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An old Irish saying that my dad says all the time

I see said the blind man to his friend that could not hear


Another one that I say when people say that time is money

God made time and when he made time, he wasn't thinking about money. Another old Irish phrase.
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If you can`t say something nice, come sit beside me. :lol:
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn from inside it!

I wouldn't p*ss in his mouth if his back teeth were on fire!
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My grandpa used to say sh*t or get off the pot :lol:
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I AM THE BIGGEST JOHN FAN!
Use your head for something other than a hatrack.
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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I just made one up when in IMs with Lauren


Lay low merlot .. :blink:
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I AM THE BIGGEST JOHN FAN!
My husband likes to say, "if I want any sh*t out of you , I`ll squeeze your head."
You say you want to save humanity but it`s people that you just can`t stand
John came to me in a dream and this is what he said. "I had a vision of a man on a flaming pie, and he told me that Betsy with a B not Lisa with a L is the biggest fan of mine". John trumps 'the boss' !

I WAS ROBBED BY THAT DEVIL WOMAN

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So, can I nominate this for next year's best thread award now? Or do I have to wait till new year's? :lol:
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Jan 29 2007, 11:03 AM
My husband likes to say, "if I want any sh*t out of you , I`ll squeeze your head."

:blink: :lol: oh my god.. lol!

I'll have to call my mom for more of my grandpa's sayings
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Jan 29 2007, 12:03 PM
My husband likes to say, "if I want any sh*t out of you , I`ll squeeze your head."

My friend always replies to people when they say, "Are you shitting me?" with "I wouldn't sh*t you, you're my favorite turd!!"
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Jan 27 2007, 03:52 PM
I also like Eric Cartmans .. f*ck f*ck f*ckity f*ck f*ck.

THat reminds me of Hugh Grant in 4 Weddings and A Funeral:

"f*ck-a-doodle-doo."
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At the request of Chad, more Irish sayings!

Irish Diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.
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Many a time a man's mouth broke his nose.

Wow, I'm remembering these old sayings my grandfather used to have!


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If you do that again, I'll cut your head off and sh*t in your neck!
Put a puppet on it.
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Many a time a man's mouth broke his nose.

Wow, I'm remembering these old sayings my grandfather used to have!

THAT one is pure Irish genius, me lass!
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My Nan is always saying "Right, said Fred, waving his wooden leg." I have no idea what it means, but it sounds good! :lol:
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Enjoying this thread. :D
I'll add some sayings later but my mind is mush at the minute so can't think of any but I'm sure I'll have some some.
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as my grandfather used to say (I know I'm pulling from him, but this man had so many great sayings) when he was very p*ssed at someone and want to make them think:

You can take the act of fonracating and go do it yourself.

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this is one my mom used to scream at me all the time:

'if all of your friends were jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you do it?' or 'if all of your friends were standing on the train tracks of the Long Island railroad...'


Funny, I find myself yelling that at my cousins today.
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