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Make A Movie Out Em; Skiddalz Vs Nero
Topic Started: Mar 20 2011, 08:52 AM (104 Views)
Skiddalz
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Scene One - Quit While You’re Ahead - 03/19/2011

(Our scene opens in the same gym as last week and once again we see Skiddalz wearing her black Everlast boxing gear with her head pulled back in a pony tail. This wee however Skiddalz isn’t abusing the heavy bag, no, Skiddalz is hitting the speed bag, almost playfully so. You can just tell by her body language that choking the life out of Achilles Young at Unsanctioned has her in a much better mood than she was in last week. As Skiddalz continues to playfully jab away at the speed bag in walks the owner of the gym, Lock.)

Lock:Well it looks like you’re in a much better mood this week

Skiddalz:Well, that’s what a win will do for you, I was kind of hoping I’d see you here today.

Lock:Oh really, and why is that?

Skiddalz: I’ve been meaning to apologize about that, I was pretty pissed off last week.

Lock:Pissed off? I thought your head was gonna spin around and you were gonna start puking green slime all over my gym.

Skiddalz:Sorry.....


Lock:“And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, ''I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?''” In other words, of course I forgive you but you shouldn’t allow the actions of others to turn you into something you’re not. I dunno who that girl was I saw last week but that wasn’t you.

Skiddalz: Yeah, I know. Hey, since you’re a walking encyclopedia of good quotes, I was wondering if you had one for my current situation.


Lock:Hmm, what current situation?

Skiddalz:Well I promised that I’d punish both Achilles Young and Timothy Webb in unique ways last week. Well Timothy Webb got what was coming to him but after choking Achilles out already it seems a little overkill to punish him any further. Yet if I don’t give Achilles what I promised him I’ll be going back on my word.

Lock: “Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong”. You were mad last week, extremely mad, everybody knows that. Everybody also saw you give both Achilles Young and Timothy Webb what they deserved, just quit while you’re ahead.

Skiddalz:Thanks Lock.

Lock:No problem, I’m full of helpful information which is why I was wondering why it is you haven’t asked me to help you work on your wrestling skills.

Skiddalz: Lock what do you know about wrestling?

Lock: Um hello, Lock...short for Locksmith.

Skiddalz: Yeah, I thought that was because you used to rob houses before you went to jail.

Lock: No, it was because back when I was an amateur wrestler there was no hold I couldn’t break out of, I was undefeated as an amateur.

Skiddalz: Alright old man, lets get into the ring and see what ya got.

(With that our cameras fade to black)


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Vince:Vince here again, looks like yours truly finally found a regular gig, choke on that one Anthony Sullivan! Anyway we come to you this week not in an effort to sell you top of the line merchandise that makes Skiddalz opponents cry themselves to sleep at night and forces them to finally shut the fuck up *cough* Achilles *cough*. No, we come to you this week in an effort to spread awareness because we don’t want you’re child to grow up wishing society hated them when in fact nobody gives a damn about them. So please, please, please, hug your child or else.....

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Vince:Is that what you want, some pasty attention whore running around complaining because nobody fears him? Do the world a favor and just hug your kids! That or just get an abortion, the world would be a better place if Nero’s mother had been given this advice. So once again, please, just hug the little bastards once and a while, the world will thank you for it.

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Scene Two - Make A Movie Out Em - 03/20/2011

(Our scene opens as we see Skiddalz relaxing on her couch. She sits up and looks into the camera before speaking)

Skiddalz:Last week I talked alot about horror movies and since my opponent for this week wishes he was the star of one I figured I talk about movies a little more. Tell me this Nero, have you ever seen the movie where the horror villain turns out to be nothing more than a poser and proceeds to get his ass kicked by a stunning young woman? No? Well of course not because we don’t start filming it until this Sunday! Oh and by the way Nero, YOU’RE IN IT! It’s okay Nero, there’s no need to thank me and yes I know that you’re a horrible actor. I mean come on man, you’ve been trying to act like god of all things evil since you came to the sVo and its probably the most horrible performance that I’ve ever seen. Yes, even worse than ‘The Last Airbender”, much worse than ‘Gigli”, and not even half as good as “Battlefield Earth”. None of that matters though because in this movie you will be cast in the role that you were born to play. That’s right you’ll be playing the role of “man who never got enough attention as a child and now tries to shock, scare, and disgust society into paying attention to him even though society could still care less about the little shit”. As for me, I’ll be playing the role of a wrestling star on the rise who is ready to obliterate any opponent that is thrown in front of her. Filming for this movie will begin tonight at around 8:00pm and filming will end about five minutes after it begins. Nero the only catch is that you’re going to have to do your own stunts but on the bright side you will be handsomely compensated for your efforts. Thats right Nero, after filming is completed you’re gonna be getting a big check for “THE PISS” which can be cashed at the “I’M GOING TO BEAT IT OUT OF YOU” bank. So Nero how great is this, you get to be in a movie, you get all the free publicity that goes along with getting destroyed by an amazing up and coming star, and you get a check for “THE PISS”. You get all of those things Nero and I only want one thing in return, a small easy payment of one win.

(Suddenly a disclaimer pops up at the bottom of the screen)


Disclaimer

Skiddalz is not responsible for any injuries sustained during movie production. Checks for “THE PISS” must be cashed within 90 days of the issue date. If the check is not cashed within 90 days a new check may be issued by the “I’M GONNA BEAT IT OUT OF YOU” bank. However this will result in a reissuing fee brining your check total to “THE SHIT”. Offer void where prohibited, see website for full list of terms and conditions. Skiddalz doesn’t care if you don’t want to give up a win because she’s gonna take it anyway.


(Skiddalz bursts out laughing)

Skiddalz: Okay enough schtick, Nero when I’m finished with you this week you’re gonna feel more violated than the girls in those creampie surprise videos. Come on Nero, you are without a doubt a doubt the weakest opponent the sVo has given me AND I FAUGHT TIMOTHY WEBB!!!! As a matter of fact since your the weakest Nero, you can hold on a second while I talk to the grown ups.

First of all Timothy skid mark? Yeah, totally haven’t heard that one before just like I’ve never heard Skiddz, wanksta, or any of the other retarded crap you assholes think is clever. Timothy no matter what you think, we are now even, are you really going to start the cycle all over again by attacking me for making you pay for screwing me over? Yeah, how much sense does that make? Old Timmy Webb wasn’t the only person running his mouth this week, I got randomly blasted by some prick who’s pissed off at Americans because Britain is no longer a superpower. Listen up Maverick, you can try to make yourself sound as smart as you want but you can’t cover up the fact that you are a complete and total idiot. Seriously, dyslexic monkey? Let me break it down for you retard, I couldn’t call myself Skittles because guess what, that name is copyrighted and I would have gotten my ass sued. I don’t expect you to understand all the intricacies of the legal system I mean after all you’re British but I’d at least hope you’d notice that there are no wrestlers running around named “The Terminator” or “James Bond”. Come on Maverick, if you’re going to take these little pot shots at me at least come up with something good otherwise I’ll continue to spank that ass in these promos.

And now I turn my attention back to lil Nero sitting at the kiddie table. Nero, I honestly don’t know what more there is to say to you. As a person you’re a poser and as a wrestler you’re mediocre. Like I said you’re the worst opponent I’ve had to face so far and after what I did to the best opponent I’ve faced, he hasn’t even dropped a promo this week. Achilles Young is probably on his way out of the sVo and it’s all thanks to me, so tell me Nero, what are you gonna do? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! See you in the ring Nero, if you even have the balls to show up.


(Our cameras fade to black)
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