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| Los Locos | Mar 19 2011, 11:30 PM Post #1 |
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The camera fades in from black, as it always does… in America! An American flag billows in the wind. The clear blue American sky is the backdrop. Narrator: The following message is from the president of the El Locon fan club. The image of the flag fades out and the smiling visage of El Locon sitting at a wooden desk fades in. A large window overlooking a vast and healthy green lawn is behind El Locon. On his left, is the United States flag. On his left, is the United States flag. Dressed in a nice black suit with an American flag tie, El Locon sits at the desk with his elbows resting on the desk and El Locon’s hands folded in front of him. El Locon: Good evening, my fellow Americans. I’m El Locon and yes, I am the president of my own fan club. I have come to deliver a special message that is going to be available only on my website. I understand that the intimidating and effeminate Reaper will address me publicly on camera. So before he does, I’m going to need you at home to do one thing for me. Drink the largest caffeinated beverage you can find. The camera cuts back to El Locon behind the desk. El Locon: Alright, so with that said, surely, Reaper would not subjugate you at home or me here in my club house slash studio slash bar and grill to the same drivel he has done in the past. The camera then cuts back to El Locon. He has a frightened look in his eyes and his mouth is dangling open. El Locon then smacks his forehead and shakes his head. He then speaks low. El Locon: You know what? I’m sorry. I want to congratulate Reaper on once again proving how predictable and boring he can be. Yes, only a paper champion like you can wrestle non title matches week after week! Perhaps, Reaper, you’d like to take some lessons in been a man. El Locon leans forward to get close to the camera. He cups his hands around his mouth and whispers loudly into the camera. El Locon: Spoiler, Reaper. You are fed some rookies because they are the ONLY people that you can manage to secure a win over. You have zero meaningful wins since winning the Las Vegas Title. El Locon leans back and speaks in his normal tone of voice. El Locon: I mean, seriously, Reaper. Do you listen to yourself? You ramble on like an old man. You have zero originality. But, for a moment, let’s play your game and just bury you here. Reaper, you are a no talent hack. The fact that you have accomplished anything in this federation shows that this federation, while great now, was once a joke. You have earned nothing during your tenure as Las Vegas Champion. Of course, Reaper, I’m being generous. And if I wanted to call you old, I wouldn’t need to say anything. I’d let your wrestling style, your promos, and your penchant for using vulgarity speak for me. I wish that I could take more time to bash you, Reaper. I really do. But the problem is that I didn’t pay for more time for this little spot on television, not to mention that I don’t have to go in depth. Listen to the SVO fans closely Reaper when you make your entrance in our match. Listen for the laughs. Listen to the groans. Listen to the sounds of people getting out of their rickety seats. Let’s be honest, Reaper. These people came to see me and while I am great, I’m not a miracle worker. I can’t keep every butt in the seats. Why? Because their disgust for you is far greater than their love for me. I thought I needed to worry about you Reaper. I really did. But I’m pretty sure that all I have to do is watch your last three matches and find the same boring Reaper pattern in each of them, prep for it, and then win the match. Reaper, really, your stupidity leaves me with nothing left to say other than, ‘You fail. Step up your game because I am better than last week, better than last month, and better than when I started.’ The camera fades to black. |
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