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Topic Started: Mar 11 2011, 04:42 PM (20 Views)
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"What do we mean by patriotism in the context of our times? I venture to suggest that what we mean is a sense of national responsibility ... a patriotism which is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime." - Adlai Stevenson

Spending the night in the drunk tank was certainly not a new experience for DJ, when he was homeless he usually ended up in one during the winter months.. however he had never been to the drunk tank while drunk. It was certainly a new and interesting experience to say the least. However DJ had little actual recollection of the events as a result of the massive amount of alcohol he took in. In fact when Phineaus showed up the next day to bail him out DJ had still been slightly drunk as he stumbled out of the police station with Phineaus’s help.

The next day was spent ill, locked away in his hotel bathroom wishing to god to never have to experience such an unremarkable sickness again. Alcohol poisoning, in all of it’s joys, was the type of thing DJ could simply not deal with. His body was wracked with the numbing illness that no beating had ever inflicted upon him. Of course there was also the vomiting, one cannot recount the pains of heaving one’s guts out for hours.

As time went on though, DJ did manage to get a hold of himself and recover from his binge. And none-too soon, he had to focus on his upcoming match against The Rodriguez Brothers who would be gunning to defeat him to get a shot at the World Tag Team Titles that Beautiful Shame has. It was an important leap in the careers of all the men involved and it was definitely one of the biggest matches of the card. Winning this match would secure the future of any man that won and thus losing was not an option for anyone.

While DJ had been World Tag Team Champion twice already, winning would help in his quest to overshadow Chris Wrestling and his own legacy. Sure his reasoning for wanting victory was selfish and somewhat hollow but so were everyone else’s to say the least. However DJ still needed to improve upon his planning to ensure his victory of the match.. but for now..

ANOTHER ADDRESS FROM THE FUTURE OF WRESTLING!

- The Imperial Office

The scene opens up to a fireplace with a roaring fire blazing away in it. As it pans back the viewer is able to see a wealthy looking living room with wooden walls, classical artwork and several brass statues of DJ lined up on either side of the fireplace. As we pan further back we see DJ wearing a black silk smoking jacket with a red ascot and fez seated upon his head.

In his right hand he held an ice bladder against his head while in his other he held a dark oak pipe carefully cradled in his hand. He glared at the camera with a rather dour expression as the camera focused on him for a moment.

DJ: Good evening, it is The Future of Wrestling, DJ here to share yet another heart to heart with my great fans. As you all know the Corporation will be going head to head with several enemies of the state and in some cases, a few potential allies. These are dark times indeed and we have a great deal to earn but winning this war. And it is that tonight that I wish to talk to you about..

Lifting the pipe to his mouth he pulled in, the soft crackle of the tobacco deep within the bowl glowed. Letting the smoke drift from his mouth hovered from his lips before he expelled the rest from his nose looking rather like a bull. Shifting the ice bladder across his head he nodded toward the camera.

DJ: As you know during Showdown, your Future of Wrestling was involved in perhaps the most difficult match I have had in the past month but much like Tibet fighting China, I barely noticed the event. But where do we go now from here? We go forward and we face the hell that will come from this challenge. We will be dealing with not just one man.. but two men! There is no lie in my voice when I say this will not be the greatest challenge of my career to say the least.

The Future of Wrestling sat his pipe off to the side in a small dish with the ice bladder. He folded his hands in his lap, his face looking rather serious as he continued.

DJ: When dealing with potentially impossible situations the best key to victory is to break down the situation into manageable pieces acting, perhaps, in an irrational manner to ensure a solution is met. What does this mean for Rey Rosario and me? It means that we have to move fast and we have to move quickly. Your leader, DJ, has already worked feverishly to attain the influence we need to manipulate the efforts to our end.. and this will be revealed this Sunday. Indeed, your Future of Wrestling has made personal sacrifices to see our great team will be represented to the fullest of our abilities. Our power will be absolute, for we must possess all or we will possess nothing..

Lifting his hand into the air DJ shook his fist toward the camera to emphasize his point, smirking slightly as he did so.

DJ: Of course that just maintains out controlling aspect of our destiny.. but we still have our opponents in Showdown. Sorry, my fellow fans, we had a touch to much to drink the other night and I am afraid we are not feeling up to speed on things.. but that’s ok.. because on Sunday we will be fit as a fiddle and ready to face our opponents head on.

DJ smiled a large, toothy smile at the camera, the first of the night.

DJ: We have The Rodriguez Brothers but honestly I have no real concerns there, yeah? Nor should small children but dogs beware, he will get you raped. I should know, I’ve seen it with my own two eyes. Now.. one final point. The mythical and completely unreal person known as Chris Wrestling was apparently blown up in a car last week. We had nothing to do with this fabricated event, I say it was fabricated because Chris Wrestling is not real but ASSUMING the authorities think he was real your Future of Wrestling had no part in his destruction however this will add to his Legend, like Johnny Appleseed. That means that we will have to work harder to overshadow this dark blights hold over our people. And ultimately this means that now –I- must be blown up in a car somewhere down the road in a far more impressive and spectacular manner.. which is going to suck balls but until then, wish me luck in my attempt to win and claim victory in the Tag Team match at Showdown against The Rodriguez Brothers! Good night and DJ Bless!

And with that the transmission of the Future of Wrestling’s speech comes to an end.

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